ROOKIE & DOUBLES KOTH THIS WEEK!

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WEEK #2 ROOKIE & DOUBLES KOTH THIS WEEK! Handcrafted in the U.S.. by NU Deep Hello Kickballers!

I want to give a shout out to Nu Deep, Noks, Highballs, Waka Shame, ll My Pitches Love Me, and Balls to the Walls for

s for everyone else get out there and show them what you are made of this week.

If you have never played flip cup, step up and show us what you got.

1 WEEK #2 ROOKIE & DOUBLES KOTH THIS WEEK! Handcrafted in the U.S.. by NU Deep Hello Kickballers! Who s ready for some kickball! First week went well and I was so happy to see so many new faces! I want to give a shout out to Nu Deep, Noks, Highballs, Waka Shame, ll My Pitches Love Me, and Balls to the Walls for their first win of the season! Y all rock! s for everyone else get out there and show them what you are made of this week. Don t forget tonight we have Rookie King of the Hill and Doubles King of the Hill. If you have never played flip cup, step up and show us what you got. Following Rookie King of the Hill we will have doubles - 5 dollar buy in for charity and the last couple standing wins! Please note there will be no regular KOTH tonight. I look forward to seeing all you tonight and may the best team win! See you on the fields. Your President, Paige 3 calendar 4 this weeks games 5 weather report 6 tip & rule 7 & 8 flip cup 12+ team submissions

2 W K J Z Z L E G U E N E W O R L E N S GOT QUESTION? These are the people to ask... Meet the board Kicks Out for Harambe Paige League President Kicks Out for Harambe Meagan Flip Cup Patrick Photography Kicks Out for Harambe Plan B Erin Charity Kicks Out for Harambe WK Shame Rachel rescues cats Morgan Charity Sean Gaubert Stud Muffin Rodzilla Stud Bran Muffin Plan B Robbie Flip Cup NEED RIDE? Uber.com & Lyft.com (download the app) Checker Cab (504) Veterans Cab (504) White Fleet (504) United Cabs, Inc (504) Yellow Cab (504) PIGE 2

27 th Come decked out in your Halloween finest! 3 rd Pick a pure man-stud from your squad and enter them into the Man Pageant.

3 THIS WEEK ROOKIE & COUPLES KOTH CLENDR October November December 6 th It s time once again to lace up your livers and make it to City Park. 13 th We start with Rookie KOTH for those who have never played KOTH before. We follow with a little doubles action pick a partner and sign up. 20 th Kickball and Flip Cup are never boring. 27 th Come decked out in your Halloween finest! 3 rd Pick a pure man-stud from your squad and enter them into the Man Pageant. ll money earned goes towards your charity earnings and you might be crowned Mr. Jazz. SESON BEGINS MN PGENT BLLOON POP & LST CHNCE KOTH ROOKIE KOTH & DOUBLES KOTH WEEK IS LL BOUT KICKBLL HLLOWEEN, KB STYLE 10 th COPS & ROBBERS nother fun theme night. Come dressed as either side of the law. We ll be taking mug shots at the bar. 17 th OFF FOR THE TINTS GME s of press time, there will be no KB but there will be a keg at the bar. 24 th No KB on Turkey Day THNKSGIVING Get your full schedule and standings here: 1 st Win some fun and big money prizes in the balloon pop for charity. This will also be the last chance to qualify for KOTH 8 th RIVLRY OR MKE UP GMES Let s say we make it through the season without a rain out, this is the week you will play a rivalry match. FLIP CUP PLYOFFS December Shamrock PLYOFFS December City Park Uber.com (download the app) Checker Cab (504) Veterans Cab (504) White Fleet (504) United Cabs, Inc (504) Yellow Cab (504) PIGE 3

Rule: you must supply a 1st or 3rd base ref for the game before or immediately following yours. SCHEDULE! Want to see your full season schedule? Click here www.kickball.com lways check the kickball.

4 Rule: you must supply a 1st or 3rd base ref for the game before or immediately following yours. SCHEDULE! Want to see your full season schedule? Click here lways check the kickball.com website for game times and field location. In the event of a rain-out or make-up game, the details will be ed, posted on the Facebook, included in the newsletter (if time permits) and listed on the league website. Marconi Harrison PIGE 4

WETHER COURTESY OF CHOCOLTE THUNDER NOL Greetings, Kickballers! Hopefully everyone had an enjoyable first week of games, rekindled things with old friends and met some of the new faces in the league.

This frontal boundary gradually weakens as it interacts with high pressure over the mid-tlantic.

5 WETHER COURTESY OF CHOCOLTE THUNDER NOL Greetings, Kickballers! Hopefully everyone had an enjoyable first week of games, rekindled things with old friends and met some of the new faces in the league. Let s continue this trend as we head into Week 2. Here is the forecast. WETHER SYNOPSIS: cold front stretching through the Mississippi River Valley approaches the mid-tlantic and Southeast. This frontal boundary gradually weakens as it interacts with high pressure over the mid-tlantic. secondary area of high pressure builds in from the Great Plains, with low pressure beginning to organize over the Southern Plains. GMEDY FORECST: Fabulous weather conditions is on tap for our scheduled matchups under the lights! High pressure to our northeast continues to provide sunshine for the metro New Orleans. disturbance sliding south and east from the Great Lakes may produce a few clouds in the afternoon. Otherwise, this system will not be a concern as its moisture is squeezed out by high pressure. Expect seasonably warm temperatures into the low to mid 80s. Skies will remain clear after sunset, with temperatures falling into the upper 70s. Winds will shift from the E/ENE to out of the SE around 5mph by first pitch. PIGE 5

If you are forced off of that base and the ball hits you after it is kicked, you are out. If you were not forced and on base, you would be safe.

6 Tips & Rules: Check out this page each week for a new tip. Could be the little tid bit of information you are looking for. TIP & RULE OF THE WEEK RULE What happens if a ball is kicked in the air and hits a base runner that is on base? If you are forced off of that base and the ball hits you after it is kicked, you are out. If you were not forced and on base, you would be safe. TIP We certainly recommend wearing cleats instead of tennis shoes. They give you extra grip and are much safer when the fields are wet. That can keep you from falling right on your tail. Do not wear metal spiked cleats ever. That is dangerous. The cleat of choice for all veterans are the outdoor soccer cleats. Rules to live by: If you can only remember a few rules, make sure it is these: NO GLSS on the fields No driving on the fields. Never park past the wooden poles. Don t drink and Drive lways supply a 1st/3rd base ref for the game directly before or after yours. Pick up your trash Hi there good looking! My name is Sean Gaubert and I will be the head umpire this season. The home umpires are paid because of their knowledge of the rules and their ability to diffuse a heated situation. Each team supplies a 1st or 3rd base ump on in the game slot they are not playing in. I will publish a rule of the week in this newsletter and will be happy to answer any questions or discuss any disputes you have at the fields, at the bar, or by sgaubert@kickball.com ll WK rules can be found on PIGE 6

FLIP CUP Get your team flip-offs completed by 9:15 so we can get flip cup rolling @ 9:30. The keg at the stage is for flip cup only! The keg at the DJ booth is for other antics.

Meagan standings Robbie rules One match is 5 against 5 with the first team to win three rounds is the winner Only the first person on each team toast when the ref says so.

Then in the third round, the third person starts and so on. When the cup lands successfully, the next teammate can go. Do not touch your cup until your teammate s cup has landed.

When flipping the cup, one hand must strike the cup from underneath and that same hand can t touch the side of the cup. If you flip out of turn, your team loses just that round.

Picking up the cup prematurely is allowed, but you must put it back down to begin your attempt. You may use the 2nd hand to hold the cup in place, but you cannot use it to guide the flip.

7 FLIP CUP Get your team flip-offs completed by 9:15 so we can get flip cup 9:30. The keg at the stage is for flip cup only! The keg at the DJ booth is for other antics. Learn this, live this. Your Friendly Flip-Cup Board Need flip cup help? Got a crazy question or simply need a hug. These wonderful people are here to help. Meagan standings Robbie rules One match is 5 against 5 with the first team to win three rounds is the winner Only the first person on each team toast when the ref says so. fter you toast, your cup must touch the table, then you drink the sip of liquid, and finally flip the cup. In round 2, the 2nd person starts and the 1st person will actually go last. Then in the third round, the third person starts and so on. When the cup lands successfully, the next teammate can go. Do not touch your cup until your teammate s cup has landed. The cup must contain a small amount of liquid. If the ref calls a tie we go to jungle rules ll 10 people at the table flip at the same time and the last team to finish loses the round. When flipping the cup, one hand must strike the cup from underneath and that same hand can t touch the side of the cup. If you flip out of turn, your team loses just that round. The definition of flipping out of turn is actually flipping the cup before your teammate in front of you completes their turn. Picking up the cup prematurely is allowed, but you must put it back down to begin your attempt. You may use the 2nd hand to hold the cup in place, but you cannot use it to guide the flip. The 2nd hand must stay down at the table. nyone caught cheating will face a 2 second penalty the next round. If it is the final round, it will be the judge s discretion for a reset. Water is ok to drink and it is encouraged. Need a ride? Uber.com (download the app) Checker Cab (504) Veterans Cab (504) White Fleet (504) United Cabs, Inc (504) Yellow Cab (504) PIGE 7

2 0 1 6 W K J Z Z L E G U E N E W O R L E N S

8 W K J Z Z L E G U E N E W O R L E N S K(&Q)OTH Wieners (L -R) 2nd: Josh Nuss (Plan B) 1st: Brandon Stoufflet (Plan B) 4th: Mike Bouvier (NU Deep) 3rd: Brandon Rankin (NU Deep) PIGE 8

Tip: Don t carry cash? The charity ladies take credit card. lso, your donations are tax deductible.

You will see some familiar charity events (man pageant, anyone?) and some new ones (what could a Balloon Pop be?). Be sure to see Morgan from WK Shame or Erin from Plan B for all your charity info.

On average, Breakthrough New Orleans provides academic assistance to around 110 middle school students annually.

9 Tip: Don t carry cash? The charity ladies take credit card. lso, your donations are tax deductible. See Erin or Morgan for details CHRITY THIS SESON WE WILL BE SPONSORING: BREKTHROUGH NEW ORLENS HEY THERE JZZ! The charity board is excited to get this season started! You will see some familiar charity events (man pageant, anyone?) and some new ones (what could a Balloon Pop be?). Be sure to see Morgan from WK Shame or Erin from Plan B for all your charity info. This season Jazz will be raising funds for a fantastic local charity Breakthrough New Orleans. On average, Breakthrough New Orleans provides academic assistance to around 110 middle school students annually. lso, these students can have access to ST/CT prep and college search resources once they enter high school. Mission: The mission of Breakthrough New Orleans is to prepare high potential middle school students, with limited resources, for academically rigorous educational experiences in high school and college while inspiring and training high school and college students to enter the field of education and become advocates for educational equity. For more information on Breakthrough New Orleans, please visit their website: nd if you have not already, go see the Breakthrough New Orleans video we posted to the CLUBWK L Jazz Kickball League Facebook page. Let the race to the charity keg party commence! See you at the bar, Erin and Morgan Charity Events: October 13 th ROOKIE KOTH & DOUBLES KOTH We start with Rookie KOTH for those who have never played KOTH before. We follow with a little doubles action pick a partner and sign up 27 th HLLOWEEN, KB STYLE Come decked out in your Halloween finest! November 3 rd MN PGENT Pick a pure man-stud from your squad and enter them into the Man Pageant. ll money earned goes towards your charity earnings and you might be crowned Mr. Jazz. December 1 st BLLOON POP & LST CHNCE KOTH Win some fun and big money prizes in the balloon pop for charity. This will also be the last chance to qualify for KOTH PIGE 9

NU DEEP $75 2 ND PLCE $50! Send PDF submissions to ranouilh@mac.com by Tuesday evening @ 7pm. PDF submissions only. Keep your Word documents and your rial Bold to yourself.

10 NU DEEP $75 2 ND PLCE $50! Send PDF submissions to ranouilh@mac.com by Tuesday 7pm. PDF submissions only. Keep your Word documents and your rial Bold to yourself. NEWSLETTER Show off, shout out and win $$$ Here s your chance to talk smack, submit pictures and possibly win cold hard cash. Send in at least 4 team submissions over the season and your team qualifies for one of the top prizes it s all about bragging rights and bar tabs. TEM SUBMISSIONS ll My Pitches Love Me... 0 Ball-So-HRD N.O.K.S... 0 Ballbusters... 0 Balls to the Walls... 0 Cross Eyed Bear... 1 Highballs... 0 Kickin int Easy... 0 Kicks Out for Harambe... 0 NU Deep Kickball Squad... 2 Plan B... 1 WK Shame... 2 WCOYB... 0 SHMROCK 411 Music Requests? Write it on the sheet of paper outside the DJ Booth.! Loose something? Give us a shout and we ll have a look around PIGE 10

11 TEM SUBMISSIONS { } after a brief announcement PIGE 11

12 FREE KEG BEER T SHMROCK { } on to the show PIGE 12

13 HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE 6 TH SESONL JERSEY NME IRON-ON PRTY* *PPRENTLY NOT CTULLY PRTY JODY WNTED THURSDY TO REMIND HIM WHT NIGHT OF KICKBLL THE SHIRT WS FOR: JEFF WNTED THE NME RED THOT, BUT INSTED HE GOT: (TO BE FIR, THIS IS WHT EVERYONE CLLS HIM...) TIFFNY WS SUPPOSED TO BE SHUG NUTZ, BUT SHE LWYS SYS THIS: FOR LEX, WHO IN HER FIRST GME HURT HER HIP ND HOPPED OF THE FIELD. BUT THIS IS HOW GG IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRONOUNCED. (I HOPE YOUR FREEDOM TEM IS BLUE.) I CHNGED PORK CHOP TO PORKCHOP BECUSE WE RN OUT OF SPCES. NO, OF COURSE THT S NOT THING. SORRY ZD, I THOUGHT YOU D LIKE THIS MORE THN ICE CUBE MORGN, WE RN OUT OF s, SO YOU CN T BE CHEP THRILLS. HOW BOUT ONE OF THESE TWO INSTED? CHECK OUT THE VIDEO HERE: (SHE WS ON THE FENCE BOUT HER NME.)

14 N U D E E P K I C K B L L S Q U D NU DEEPweek #2 N NU DEEP EXCLUSIVE... SCOTT RY S TOP 3 QUTIC NIMLS THIS WEEK DEEP SKS THE HRD QUESTION ND GETS THE STRIGHT DOPE FROM THE EXPERT.

15 N U D E E P K I C K B L L S Q U D DEEP WORDS SEL LIONS #3 Sea lions are sea mammals characterized by external ear flaps, long foreflippers, the ability to walk on all fours. This makes them great for all sorts of profile pics. WLRUS #2 dult walruses are easily recognized by their prominent tusks, whiskers, and bulkiness. dult males in the Pacific can weigh more than 4,400 lb. Use extreme cation when approaching.

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Make sure to bring your wayfarers and plenty of hair

16 N U D E E P K I C K B L L S Q U D DEEP WORDS #1 DOLPHINS You can t go wrong with a dolphin. By far the best aquatic animal for Tinder and Bumble. The ladies will be pining over you. Make sure to bring your wayfarers and plenty of hair gel. THIS WEEK Tough call. We ll see on the pitch BLUE 6:30 DEEP VS. BLLS TO THE WLLS

17 GET YOUR PIC HERE ND GET FREE SHOT! Live, eat, sleep kickball? Here s your random shot of the week. FINL SHOT Each week we ll include one random shot of the week. If you re in it, see Sean for a free shot! PIGE 17

WEEK #4 RULE. Your President, Paige

WEEK #4 RULE. Your President, Paige 2 0 1 6 W A K A J A Z Z L E A G U E N E W O R L E A N S 3 calendar 5 this weeks games 6 weather report 7 tip & rule 8-10 flip cup 24 WAKA Shame submission WEEK #4 RULE WEEK #4 Handcrafted in the U.S.A.