IF ONLY. All Riggghht. For the last few years the Wibroc Club has had a successful half year social night, with wives and partners.

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1 June. 08 Edition 6 Web-site:-wibroc.pbwiki.com IF ONLY All Riggghht HALF YEAR NIGHT OUT For the last few years the Wibroc Club has had a successful half year social night, with wives and partners. The social committee has been focused on planning out end of year presentation and dance night (Saturday night 13 th December!!!). If anyone has interesting ideas please let Jabba, Frank, Hamo or Johnno know. FOOTY TIPS The Horse is four points in front a good lead at this part of the race. The leading filly in the race (Mrs Jabber) is doing well and just behind the leading group. WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Bruce Smith like Tiger has a damaged knee and about to undergo the knife Fred Who knows? Wardy back this week at Boomerang. Has been chasing (slowly) the nurses around the ward. Lucky Phil about to take off overseas for about six weeks last game Boomerang so catch him for a beer.

2 IF ONLY Turkey Award Nominations Macca On the longest drive hole at Woodville. No A reserve marker on the fairway. He says to his playing partners here is my chance. Takes and almighty swing (for a small bloke) and hits the ball a matter of inches. Takes another swing with similar results. Two swings and still not at the ladies tee Dirk Allan returned to play his first game since his hip operation. Had a 52 on the front nine with 25 putts. His playing partners said to him at half time that his left leg definitely now looked shorter than his right which could explain why his putts kept on going left. He made the necessary adjustments and had 13 putts on the back nine. WINNER Congratulations Dirk!

3 IF ONLY Golf Tip of the Month 9-Iron Bunker Blast You re in a bunker about 35 metres from the green with a decent lie and plenty of room to run the ball up o the pin. If you try a standard explosion shot with a sand wedge you will end up short unless you pick it up clean low percentage shot. Try exploding the ball out with a 9 iron. Make a full swing with the 9 iron and hit it fat. The result is a shot that travels about 20m with a generous amount of role. Set up for this shot with your feet pointing just left of the target and the clubface slightly open. Dig your feet into the sand for stability and play the ball opposite your left foot. Full swing the ball will fly out low and roll when it hits the green.. BIRTHDAYS JUNE YUDI GANI BRUCE SMITH DAVID FARRELL FRED BONNER 5TH 7TH 20TH 23RD JULY GRANT GILLIAN WARREN POTTER JOHN JENNINGS 10TH 24TH 27TH

4 Results Game 10 Calderwood 24 th May 2008 (Team S/ford 4) NP Front Hole NP Back Hole NP in 2 Hole Paul Gugich 4 Bruce Solly 13 Warren Higham 18 Front Back LD (A) LD (AR) Hole LD(A) LD (AR) Hole Rhett Sears Yudi Gani 5 Rhett Sears Mark Oliver 12 Best Scratch A (0-17) B (18-24) C (25-36) Rafael Konig 76 Kevin Dobson 88 Warren Potter 94 Day winners 1 st 2nd 3 rd Rafael Konig 44pts Glenn Rapley 41 pts D.Puckeridge 37pts Putts: Team Winners: 43 pts Rafael Konig 30 Ian Mitchell, Col Sillett Dave Henderson & Bill Padt

5 Results Game 11 Woodville 7 th June 2008 (Par) NP Front Hole NP Back Hole NP in 2 Hole Grant Gillian 2 Warren Higham 11 Front Back LD (A) LD AR Hole LD A LD AR Hole Jim Duncan Yudi Gani 3 Rafael Konig Best Scratch A B C Bill Padt 82 Bruce Solly 88 Mark Oliver 98 Day winners 1 st 2nd 3rd Bruce Solly +3 Warren Higham +3 Bill Padt +2 Putts Team Winners Paul Gugich 26 Bruce Solly

6 JOKES GOLF WIDOWER (FRANK FORMICA) A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, well then, let it read "Fred Brown died." Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all obituaries. She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, "In that case, let it read, "Fred Brown died: golf clubs for sale." DOCTORS ORDERS (FRANK FORMICA) A 75-year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up. The doctor told her she needed more cardiovascular activity and recommended that she engage in sexual Activity three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor, "Please tell my husband." The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week. The 78-year-old husband replied, "Which days?" The doctor answered, "Monday, Tuesday, and Friday would be ideal." The husband said, "I can bring her on Monday,But on Tuesdays and Friday I play golf, so she'll have to take the bus." You just gotta love golf Subject: Birdies galore (Paul Gugich) A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf balls'. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked; 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

7 Being Late (by Ian Johnson) A guy joins a social golf club and while finding out the details, he is told that the club tees off at 7:00am every Sunday. He says that that shouldn't be a problem but there might be some days when he's 15 minutes late. On the first weekend, he plays left handed and puts in an absolute blinder. The next weekend he puts in a equally impressive score but this time he plays right handed. This goes on for a few months where he plays both left and right handed but in no particular pattern and as he warned, there were a few days when he was 15 minutes late for the tee time. After a while the other members are quite bemused as to this man's skill at playing either left or right handed and one day someone decides to ask what system the guy follows as to how to play that day. The new member says that when he wakes up on the Sunday he sees which side his wife is lying on and if it's her left side, he plays left handed and if it's her right side, he plays right handed. "But what if she's lying on her back?" asks the old member. "That's when I'll be 15 minutes late." Age (by Tom Turner) "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."

IF ONLY. All Riggghht

IF ONLY. All Riggghht July 07 Edition 7 IF ONLY All Riggghht Dirty Dicks This Saturday night 28 th July. We have 16 golfers (I use that term lightly) are going with their partners. We have two tables reserved in the name of