Uncle Grandpa sits behind the wheel of the van. He swerves wildly. UNCLE GRANDPA

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INT. THE VAN DAY Uncle Grandpa sits behind the wheel of the van. He swerves wildly. We re here! EXT. BOWLING LANES DAY The van CRASHES right into the bowling lanes.

1 INT. THE VAN DAY Uncle Grandpa sits behind the wheel of the van. He swerves wildly. We re here! EXT. BOWLING LANES DAY The van CRASHES right into the bowling lanes. The sign CREAKS and falls on top of the van with a CRUNCH. INT. THE VAN DAY Uncle Grandpa picks up the intercom speaker and flicks the button. INT. GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER S BEDROOM DAY Giant Realistic Flying Tiger sits on her bed quietly flicking through the pages of a boy band magazine. Uncle Grandpa s head pops out of the intercom. It s bowling night! Giant Realistic Flying Tiger jumps in surprise and drops her magazine. Roooaaarr! GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER What do you mean you didn t know? It s right here in your calendar!

2 Uncle Grandpa s leans out of the intercom and prods a bowling ball on the calendar hanging from the wall. INT. S BEDROOM DAY The doors to the wardrobe are wide open. It looks like there has been an explosion in a pizza topping outfits factory! Pizza Steve admires himself in the full length mirror in his new outfit with extra pepperoni, chicken and broccoli. I like it! Pepperoni, chicken and broccoli! Pizza Steve twirls in front of the mirror, he looks back over his shoulder to see he is now wearing Uncle Grandpa s face! Uncle Grandpa?! Hey Pizza Steve! It s bowling night! I know! I invented Bowling night! Pizza Steve points and winks at his reflection. Hey Uncle G, you look awesome when I wear you! EXT. MR. GUS ROOM DAY Uncle Grandpa flies a tiny plane around Mr. Gus s face, Godzilla style! He shouts down his megaphone. Hey, Mr. Gus! It s bowling night! Mr Gus looks down at his matador outfit. He scratches his head. I thought it was matador night? Nope, that s tomorrow!

3 When is supersized sling-shot night then?! That was yesterday! EXT. HILLS FLASHBACK DAY Mr Gus screams as he flies through the air over trees, hills and clouds after being shot out of a supersized sling shot. EXT. HILLS FLASHBACK DAY Mr Gus rubs his bruised arms thoughtfully. INT. THE VAN DAY Oh yeah! That explains the bruises and lack of memory! Uncle Grandpa and Frankenstein sit in the front of the van. Uncle Grandpa searches around the seats. Hey Frankenstein, have you seen my bowling ball? Roooaar! FRANKENSTEIN Hmm, that s what I thought... I know how to fix this! INT. BOWLING LANE DAY Uncle Grandpa, in his shiny bowling shoes, runs towards the bowling lane. He POPS off his head and bowls it down the lane. It strikes the pins and they SKITTLE to the ground. It s a full strike! The lights at the end of the lane flash. Belly Bag CLAPS. It s a head-in-one!

4 BELLY BAG Nicely done Uncle Grandpa! Thanks! Your turn, Belly bag! Uncle Grandpa s head rolls into the ball rack. Belly Bag picks it up. He squares his sights on the pins. He rolls Uncle Grandpa s head down the lane and scores another full strike! The lights flash. BELLY BAG Another head-in-one! Oh yeah! Wow! Pizza Steve stares intensely at his own reflection in a wellpolished bowling ball. He glances up. What happened?! I was too busy looking at this awesome guy right here! Pizza Steve looks back at his reflection and winks. Uncle Grandpa picks up his head from the ball rack and POPS it back on. Your turn, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger! Giant Realistic Flying Tiger effortlessly turns her head towards the pins and ROARS, a blood-curdling roar. The bowling pins tremble, they SCREAM and run away in fear! It s another full strike! The lights flash! Wow, that was awesome! It s your turn Mr Gus!

5 Mr Gus positions himself at the top of the lane. He narrows his eyes, squaring the bowling pins in his sights. He throws the ball with all his might! The ball speeds down the lane like a cannonball. It RIPS through the back wall, knocking it flat! Surprised faces peer in from the parking lot. Only one single solitary pin still stands all on its own. Mr Gus face-palms. You have got to be kidding! THE END

WHAT WE SEE. Written by. Julia Savage

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