U.S. History Mr. Boothby 3/2/2018 SPECIAL EDITION Take 20 FILM FACTS! Oh yeah if you text during my show I ll break your phone I m the Wizard of Electronic Devices Don t tempt FATE! EPIC RAP BATTLES 1 st EDISON V. TESLA! First 10 minutes of class WORK THEN ALL FUN ENJOY EDISON STUFF @.40 and MENLOW PARK GET ON PAGE 500 FAST AND DO LESS WORK THEN EVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi1_yjdlh0o OK, LESS WORK THAN ALMOST EVER IN US HISTORY B! SILENLTLY READ PAGES 500 & 501 Write out 1/2 Page Possibly a half only (On #1 page 501) #1 Locate the Standard Oil Company on the map of Cleveland. What can you conclude about where industry was located as compared with the location of residential neighborhoods OR RIVERS??? TURN IN BOTH LESSONS TODAY FOR 100 POINTS! FINAL 40 MINUTES CLASSIC EDISON FOR 1940!!!
EDISON: 3275 HIS VOICE! Thomas A. Edison, the inventor of the phonograph, has never before permitted his voice to be recorded for the public. Today, however, he has a message for you that is important enough to cause him to break his long established rule. Mr. Edison will now give you that message. I beg to introduce Mr. Thomas A. Edison: This is Edison speaking. Our boys made good in France, the word 'American' has a new meaning in Europe. Our soldiers have made it mean courage, generosity, self-restraint and modesty. We are proud of the North Americans who risked their lives for the liberty of the world. But we must not forget and we must not permit demagogues to belittle the part played by our gallant allies. Their casualty list tells the story. However proud we may be of our own achievements, let us remember always, that the war could not have been won if the Belgians, the British, the French and the Italians had not fought like bulldogs in the face of overwhelming odds. The Great War will live??unknown?? in the minds of Americans for the next hundred years. I hope that when we do reverence to the memory of our brave boys who fell in France, we shall not forget their brothers in arms who wore the uniform of our allies. I believe that the national airs of France, Great Britain, Italy and Belgium should for all time to come be as familiar to us as our own Star Spangled Banner.
THE LITTLE FORD RAMBLED RIGHT ALONG! Now Henry Jones and a pretty little queen Edison: Took a ride one day in his big limousine, Feature song @ 2556 The car kicked up and the engine wouldn't crank, From 1915! There wasn't any gas in the gasoline tank, About that time along came Nord, And he rambled right along in his little old Ford; And he stole that Queen as his engine sang a song, And his little old Ford just rambled right along. And his little old Ford it rambled right along, The gas burned out in the big machine, But the darned little Ford don't need gasoline, The big limousine had to back down hill. The blamed little Ford is going up still, When she blow out a tire just wrap it up with wire, And the little Ford will ramble right along. Now they ran over glass and they ran over nails, And they ran over pigs and puppy dogs' tails, They spotted a coupe and shot out of sight, They rambled all day and they rambled all night, They smashed up fences and telegraph poles, They bumped into ditches and deep chuck holes, They bumped into a preacher and the preacher took a ride, And the Ford rambled on with Johnny and his bride. He swung around the corner and he bumped into a mule; And the darned old jackass kicked like a fool; He kicked and he kicked and he kicked the wheels, But he had to quit kicking to save his heels, When it runs out of dope just fill it up with soap, And the little Ford will ramble right along. You can smash the top and smash up the seat, You can twist it out of shape till both ends meet; Smash the body and rip out a gear; Smash up the front and smash up the rear; Smash up the fender and rip off the tires, Smash up the lamps and cut out the wires, Throw in the clutch and then forget the juice, And the little old Ford will go to beat the deuce. Now cut that out you naughty tease, 'Tis a left hand driver and a right hand squeeze Patch it up with a piece of string, Spearmint gum or any old thing, When the power gets sick just hit it with a brick, And the little Ford will ramble right along The street car company was making people stand, There was room for a foot and a strap for a hand. The poor suburbanites were standing in the street, The language they were using wasn't very sweet. Along came a Ford with a big white sign That a nickel took you out to the end of the line; It stole those people as the trolley came along. And the little old Ford sang a five cent song.
Don t Blame Freckles EDISON RECORD # 3934 From 1919! BLAME He was just a kid. A little red-haired Pug-nosed kid. And though he was his mother s PRIDE and JOY He was worse than Pecks-Bad-Boy I lived right next door. Behind the village grocery store And we went to school together In the days of YOR And how they'd yank him And spank him He would tease the girls When at school he'd pull their curls And though his marks were lower Then the kids much slower His marks were perfect With the old bean blower And when the teacher found a tack on her chair Though a hundred children were there Everybody said, "Freckles" He always got the blame In school, he'd tease the girls He always used to pull their curls The way that boy would carry on It was a shame And when the cat had kittens up in the hay One was black and seven were gray Everybody said, "Freckles" He always got the blame In school, he'd tease the girls He always used to pull their curls The way that boy would carry on It was a shame