I<INGS RIVER GAZETIE Volume 9, Issue 11 The official publication of the Kings River Regulators November 2004 Cold but Sunny - Hope you were there! by Slick Rock Rooster, Mayor A cold breeze was blowing and the limbs from the trees were coming down as fifty cowboys began the November shoot. Cowboys were looking for jackets and stampede strings to hold their hats when we started. Then the wind died down and we had a beautiful clear day to shoot a great match. The fifty shooters that turned out were entertained with a fun match put together by Fannie Mostly and Ramrod. Fannie Mostly wrote a great match with lots of movement and a few decisions for the shooter to make on his own. Great job, Cowgirl. Posse leaders Ramrod, Coarsegold Kid, and El Maestro did a great job of guiding the shooters through the course of frre. We had new shooters show up including Peculiar Paul, Swing Shift, Perilous T and Lyin' Ryan. Salutes to the new shooters. Welcome to the sport. It was great to have a class of Frontiersman with Wildcat John, Slim Slicker and Major Gregor, making up the class. Twelve shooters chose to shoot Duelist, making it the largest class of the match, followed by ten in Traditional, and eight in the Senior category. Congratulations to all that participated. Welcome back to Junebug McCaffrey. It is good to see and hear her back at a match. Many thanks to Ma Steele and Swanee Rivers for all of their help in the office. They work very hard doing the paperwork to make a match possible and put out the scores and the newsletter. Thank you ladies! Question? Where is the California state Champion Duelist, Fort Miller '04 overall winner, Deadly Tedley? We miss shooting with him. December Match For December's match we will try something new. We will shoot six stages. We will shoot three stages, take a twenty minute lunch break, and then shoot three more. Bring a little extra ammo and a light lunch. A work day is scheduled for Saturday, January 29. We will work on range maintenance and repairs. Lunch will be served. FRPC elections will be held after lunch, and probably a swap meet. FRPC Elections This day is also the day of Fresno Rifle and Pistol Club election ofboard ofdirectors. Your votes are needed to elect the new board members and support FRPC. KRR members running for election to the Board are: Judge Jeremiah Steele aka David Moll, Range Officer Talon Hawke aka Dick Smith, Parliamentarian Slick Rock Rooster aka Mike Cuneo, 1st Vice President. When you visit the range, please sign the nomination petitions in the range house. Join FRPC and support our club and our range. -SRR SHOOTING TIME {Wilder.. rs) SIIOOIEIS' MEETI. 9:30 A.ll. ~SlAm 10:00 A.ll.......,........ _, ~ I<RR membership dues Are up for renewal In December $20 Single membership $40 Family membership Renew now - don't risk missing an issue of the Gazette I Ki11gs Riur Gaf?!lk I
PLACES TO SHOOT t Saturday-Sunday of Month FRPC Silhouette Range Long Range Shooting starts around 9:00a.m. and goes all day. Michigan Bob, Lady Di, and Jimmichanga, along with lots of other cowboys and cowgirls enjoyed the beautiful (but breezy) fall weather- hardly a cloud in the sky. Shiloh, lookin' mighty fme! t Sunday of Month SDogsCreek Bakersfield Contact: Ten Bears (661) 589-6838 Jnl Saturday of Month Kings River Regulators Setup day for Sunday match Start time 8:00 a.m. New shooters orientation starts around 8:30 a.m. Da Judge, before he started tryin' ta do more than one thing at a time! We heard that Talon Hawke was on fire at Jamestown, placing 4th overall!! He sure was lookin' mighty pleased with himself here at our match... Jnl Sunday of Month 1tiop River R.egulaton FRPCR.ange 15687 Aubeny Road, Clovis, CA Shooters.Meeting 9:30 a.m. Shooting starts at 10:00 a.m. Contact: Mayor Slick Rock Rooster (559) 299-8669 4lk Sunday of Month Two Riven Posse Manteca,CA Contact: Cherokee Knight (209) 477-8883 El Maestr.o, one of this month's posse leaders, shared some pointers with new shooter, Lyin' Ryan. Upcoming SASS Events SASS Convention & Wild West Christmas December 2-5, 2004 The Riviera, las Vegas, Nevada End-of-T rail April 27 -May 1, 2005 Founders Ranch, New Mexico r/1'71/1'71/i'/1/i/171'71/i/iyi/i/i/iyiyi/i/1/#/i/i/i/i/i/i/171/i/i/i/i/1'7.171/~ ~ OFFICERS! j ~ ~ 1 ~ Mayor: Slick Rock Rooster (Mike Cune~ ~ j ~ i (559) 299-8669, I SASS #41875 KRR #195 ~ i ~ i Sheriff: Ramrod (Wayne Edgin) ~ ~ (831) 637-8872 = I SASS #40599 KRR #221 ~ ~ Blacksmith: Sierra (Tom Ford) ~ I ~~~~ ~ I S.\SS #3229 KRR #16 ~ ~ Banker: Talon Hawke (Dick Smith) ~ 1 (559) 322-8248 ~ ~ SASS #41641 KRR #193 ~ ~ Secretary/Editor: Ma Steele (Carol Moll) ~ i (559) 439-6889 f ~ ~ i S_\SS # 48200 KRR #214 J ~ Territorial Governor: Snakebite (Doug Gilmore) ~ ' 1 (559) 787-2943) ~ ~ SASS #4767L KRR #01 ~ ~/IY##/#I/I/I/I/I/I/1/I/1/"""-'I/1/I/I/I/I/I/I/I/I'/I/I/I/I/JIQIY.IY.I/I/I/1/1/_J Kings Rit-tr Ga'{!lte 2
Judge Steele's Court Dockit- Nov 1884 HAWKEYE O'Rll.EY- FINED $ 1 0 FER NOT GIVIN' A PORE HELPLESS COWBOY A RE-5HOOT. TUCSON SMITH - FINED $20 FER WHININ' 'BOUT IT. NINE ljves- FINED $5 FER TRYIN' TA SELL FANCY PANTS PLASTIK GUNS TA COWBOYS. LET OFF WIT A WARNIN' CUZ HE NEEDS DA MONEY FER SCHOOUN'. EL MAESTRO - FINED $5 FER SCARIN' THE BIJEEZIS OUTTA DA JUDGE WHEN SUPPIN' AN' FALUN' ON THE VERY PORCH HE WAS WARNED 'BOUT. FINE VACATED -THE 'BARRASSMINT WAS ENUF FER HIM. Have you checked out Cowboy Action Shooting on lv yet? Outdoor Life Network (OLN) airs it on Comcast Cable Channel 38, Sunday 2:00pm and Monday 3:30pm The Single Action Shooting Society's Cowboy Action Shooter is a half-hour magazine format television program for and about the sport of Cowboy Action ShootingrM. Cowboy Action Shooter chronicles the exhilarating action of the nation's fastest growing shooting sport phenomenon while it delves into the colorful and varied aspects of its related Western culture and history. It is a sporting show based on the backbone of the SASS National Shooting Championship Program that weaves Western history, culture and America's passion for the Old West into television's most exciting new outdoor shooting sports show. Each week Cowboy Action Shooter takes viewers to different regions across America and chronicles the competition and the unbridled Cowboy revelry that surrounds the sport. FANNIE MOSfLY- FINED $1 0 AN' A DAY IN DA HOOSEGOW FER SNEAKIN' A 1 0-SECOND MISS TARGET INTA DIS MONTH'S MATCH. 0' COURSE, DA JUDGE MIST IT! ALSO FANNIE MOSfLY- FINED $5 FER NOTSHARIN' HER TOYS WIT RAMROD. SUMTIMES GUNS JUS' GOTTA HAVE BLACK POWDER IN 'EM... GIT OVER IT! JUDGE JEREMIAH STEELE HISSELF- FINED $ 1 0 FER TRYIN' TA BE DA RO AND A COUNTER BOTH. FER DA JUDGE, WHO CAINT WALK AN' CHEW GUM AT DA SAME TIME, DIS WAS A BAD IDEE. ' NUTHER BAD MONTH FER DA JUDGE! On the lighter side- A True Texan On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, ifl'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps... He whispers "Iron this -- and then get me a beer." -Contributed by a KRR cowboy (who else??) Rossi 92.38 Special/.357 Mag. 16" Blued... $285 Glock 2r 45 A a> Fullsize wit rijicon Night Sights... $500 Glock zr..40 Sub-Compact 2/Fixed Sights... $450 Springfield Armory MlA.308 Standard Black Synthetic Stock... $1,150 -Extra Magazines $14 each Call Nine Lives 559-589-3004 Herb Bauer Sporting Goods 6254 N. Blackstone Avenue is now giving 10 /o Discount ( on all shooting related merchandise to all SASS members? Just show your SASS Card Welcome to Western Warehouse Job Site Just identify yourself to the cashier as a member of the Kings River Regulators, show your SASS or Kings River Regulator card and receive 15% off on all your purchases at Western ~ Warehouse. Be sure to sign up for the VIP Club when you're there also. You'll get additional discount offers through the mail. The store is located on Shaw.-\ venue in Clovis. (? ( / Kit~t,s Rim- Ga~flt 3
KINGS RIVER REGULA TORS November 21, 2004 OVERALL MATCH SCORES MATCH STAGE 1 STAG2 STAGE 3 STAGE4 STAGE 5 TOTALS FINAL ALIAS CLASS TIME RNK TIME RNK TIME RNK TIME RNK TIME RNK TIME PNTS ----- ------------------- ------ ------- ---- 1 COAL TRAIN #8146 49ER 38.51 3 46.47 4 36.78 2 44.12 2 37.31 2 203.19 13 2 EL LAZO #**019 49ER 36.88 1 42.60 1 42.90 11 35.40 1 32.90 1 190.68 15 3 NINE LIVES #38211 T 43.45 10 48.50 6 38.67 3 52.72 12 37.62 3 220.96 34 4 LITTLE FAWN #41497 J 43.63 11 52.04 10 41.33 8 44.16 3 46.35 12 227.51 44 5 SNAKEBITE #4767 D 42.20 8 48.89 8 35.16 1 48.69 7 54.83 22 229.77 46 6 SHILOH #17515 T 39.50 4 52.36 11 41.29 7 54[ 57 16 42.10 8 229.82 46 7 COARSEGOLD KID #29263 49ER 39.93 5 62.82 21 41.36 9 46.00 5 44.51 10 234.62 50 8 TWO-TOE BILL QUICKSHOT #25358 D 42.64 9 53.59 13 39.67 5 49.16 8 49.12 16 234.18 51 9 TUCSON SMITH #21461 s 40.28 6 56.00 18 39.56 4 54.26 15 49.26 17 239.36 60 10 KAWEAH KID #12024 49ER 45.54 15 45.68 2 45.61 14 61.61 23 40.59 7 239.03 61 11 CRUSTY JIM #54860 s 46.19 17 52.62 12 43.26 12 47.50 6 50.91 18 240.48 65 12 LIZARD FACE #**024 0 45.05 14 55.31 15 40.88 6 50.99 11 54.98 23 247.21 69 13 ELMAESTRO #37731 T 51.60 23 45.92 3 43.91 13 44.99 4 59.65 27 246.07 70 14 HELLFIRE HANK #42583 T 50.63 21 48.65 7 68.64 37 49.54 9 39.66 4 257.12 78 15 FLYING W RAMROD #40599 T 38.01 2 57.67 19 54.38 21 50.28 10 60.00 28 260.34 80 16 SMOKUM JOE #41866 s 41.38 7 54.92 14 55.25 23 63,97 26 45.46 11 260.98 81 17 WILDCAT JOHN #37182 F 44.42 12 51.36 9 47.40 15 61.91 24 55.89 24 260.98 84 18 ROLINDA RENEGADE #**016 T 50.60 20 47.31 5 57.22 27 52.91 13 54.03 20 262.07 85 19 SLICK ROCK ROOSTER #41875 FC 44.98 13 70.06 27 58.86 29 59.88 20 43.09 9 276.87 98 20 MICHIGAN BOB #40417 D 55.55 31 79.78 36 41.44 10 55.09 17 40.29 6 272.15 100 21 TALON HAWKE #41641 s 54.00 29 55.96 17 48.91 16 65.84 29 46.41 13 271.12 104 22 ROCKY HILL REGULA TOR #**027 D 46.23 18 64.37 23 61.13 33 55.09 17 48.72 14 275.54 105 23 JUDGE JEREMIAH STEELE #42753 49ER 51.96 24 61.96 20 49.25 17 59.54 19 69.58 35 292.29 115 24 LEVI LONGNECK #29531 49ER 52.93 25 63.65 22 49.48 18 60.15 21 64.37 31 290.58 117 25 PORTUGEE PHILLIPS #17510 D 50.79 22 65.48 25 49.68 19 71.04 33 58.58 26 295.57 125 26 PAPA WILLIE #47161 s 56.26 33 64.48 24 58.93 30 69.35 31 48.95 15 297.97 133 27 ALMOST DANGEROUS #17489 D 53.62 26 74.42 31 60.47 32 79.86 39 39.82 5 308.19 133 28 BLACK BART #**008 T 56.76 35 63.65 22 55.59 25 53.70 14 70.89 38 300.59 134 29 HAWKEYE O'RILEY #6443 s 56.59 34 73.48 30 55.38 24 69.33 30 52.25 19 307.03 137 30 FANNIE MOSTLY #41799 w 53.80 28 104.28 43 52.12 20 57.22 18 63.91 30 331.33 139 31 THE LOST MOLE #**023 D 49.77 19 67.49 26 65.20 35 63.83 25 70.30 36 316.59 141 32 TINHORN TUCK #46540 49ER 45.57 16 80.30 38 66.19 36 64.55 27 57.42 25 314.03 142 33 SUGAR #**018 T 53.68 27 55.53 16 58.09 28 73.63 34 97.66 43 338.59 148 34 JOAQUIN RIVERS #11912 D 67.62 39 85.10 39 59.17 31 60.37 22 66.17 32 338.43 163 35 WAYFARIN' STRANGER #**029 D 70.09 41 74.79 32 55.71 26 74.25 35 69.21 33 344.05 167 l ----- ------------------- ------ ===== ====== === ====== === ====== === ====== === ====== === ------- ----
36 JIMMICHANGA #**020 T 57.81 36 77.15 34 69.10 38 81.84 40 54.14 21 340.04 169 37 SLIM SLICKER #50081 F 67.94 40 76.72 33 74.53 40 65.15 28 61.02 29 345.36 170 38 LA PALOMA #**021 w 56.03 32 79.09 35 54.44 22 94.44 41 88.55 42 372.55 172 39 LADY GUNNER #33830 w 79.59 43 71.11 28 73.74 39 101.16 43 69.52 34 395.12 187 40 POCKET CHANGE #**013 w 54.63 30 86.31 40 75.27 41 75.75 38 76.94 40 368.90 189 41 KINGS RIVER KID #**011 M 65.02 37 109.28 44 62.79 34 75.15 37 70.45 37 382.69 189 42 MAJOR GREGOR #42582 F 66.12 38 73.02 29 93.78 43 74.97 36 98.05 44 405.94 190 43 HANDSOME LONGFELLOW #**010 D 72.89 42 79.97 37 80.96 42 13'1.80 47 79.87 41 445.49 209 44 TIPPECANOE SLEW #46935 s 92.49 46 93.45 42 105.08 46 70.21 32 101.78 45 463.01 211 45 LYIN' RYAN #**022 T 82.78 44 90.50 41 107.29 47 139.14 48 75.84 39 495.55 219 46 PERILOUS T #**025 D 88.87 45 112.46 45 99.59 45 109.17 46 132.98 49 543.07 230 47 SWING SHIFT #**028 s 123.92 50 117.68 46 97.34 44 101.20 44 122.58 46 562.72 230 48 RED #**015 WM 117.10 49 146.15 49 117.74 49 99.07 42 128.15 47 608.21 236 49 JUNEBUG MCCAFFREY #51549 w 96.99 47 117.81 47 107.63 48 108.06 45 134.82 50 565.31 237 50 PECULIAR PAUL #**026 M 110.02 48 122.61 48 139.27 50 143.71 49 131.08 48 646.69 243