It s membership renewl time nd there is no better time to get on bord, renew your membership nd help support your locl Club nd community. The Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club hs mny exciting events plnned for the up nd coming yer, so keep your eyes open for news nd events round the Club nd on our website. It ll begins on April 1 st 2014. The Clubs Bord of Mngement hs mde the decision to replce our current point of sle, membership nd reporting systems. The current BLUIZE system is very old nd outdted nd hs been brrier to progress for our Club for some time now so the decision to upgrde the system will be crucil to the progression of our Club moving forwrd. The Club will hve greter bilities in terms of reporting nd trcking, more orgnised nd collted dtbses of members, more efficient registers nd point of sle systems, greter stock mngement nd control, improved finncil/mngement reporting nd not to mention greter mrketing nd promotion opportunities, nd the list goes on. One such improvement will be the plnned overhul nd improvement of the current membership loylty nd ccounting system. The current system will be gretly simplified nd we expect tht once introduced, our members nd stff will pprecite the chnges. As of April 1 st 2014 listed below re some of the improvements nd chnges to our Club s point of sle system, nd lso few new rules which will pply t the beginning of the Clubs next finncil yer. Membership points system Members will ccrue 2 points for every dollr spent cross the br nd in our Club bistro. Previous system only ccrued point ginst br spend. Loylty point redemption nd vlue 1 loylty point will be equivlent to 1 cent in vlue. For exmple - 100 Points = $1 500 Points = $5 1471 points = $14.71 NICE AND SIMPLE! All membership crds cn ccrue loylty points to mximum of 8000, or $80. This mens if you ccrue your membership points nd they rech 8000 points your crd will not continue to ccrue gin until you redeem or spend some of the points off the blnce. All membership loylty points ccrued during Club finncil yer will expire on the first dy of the following Club finncil yer 1 st of April, if not spent or redeemed. Members who intend to use their loylty points to renew their membership must do so prior to April 1 st ech yer beginning in 2015. The Bord of Mngement hve mde this decision to void crrying forwrd huge libility from yer to yer. The Bord hve lso decided to ensure members hve been provided fir opportunity to be informed of this new condition to our Clubs Loylty points, so this new rule will not pply until April 1 st 2015. Any points ccrued over the next finncil period which hve not been redeemed or spent prior to April 1 st 2015 will expire. Current Point blnces All membership blnces remining on members crds up to the vlue of $80 will be trnsferred cross to the new system, nd be vilble for use on April 1 st 2014. If your current membership crd hs more thn $80 of points ccrued nd is not redeemed or spent prior to the 1 st April 2014 then you will be issued with voucher for the overs mount bove $80 which will expire on 31 st Mrch 2015. 2
No crd/no discount rule The new system will not process or defult to membership discount unless membership crd is swiped through the ctul terminl. Stff will not hve the bility to force discount mnully through the registers s of the 1 st of April. This new system controls the incorrect lloction of membership points nd lso ensures tht only members of the Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club ttrct discounts. If member loses or misplce their membership crd, members will be ble to purchse nother membership crd from Reception on presenttion of identifiction for the nominl cost of $1. Membership discounts As of April 1 st 2014 new two tier pricing level will be introduced. At present we hve four different levels of pricing, nmely Non-member, Socil member, Restricted member nd Full member. This four level pricing structure will be reduced to Non-member nd Member. The different levels of membership will not chnge neither will the clssifictions, the discount mount offered on products however will be the sme cross ll members. The Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club lso plns to improve the items tht members re ble to spend their points on. We re currently looking into number of options including, incresed vilbility of bottle shop items such s bottles of spirits nd wines, the bility to buy rffle tickets, entertinment/show tickets, introducing rewrds prize cbinet nd introducing Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club dollrs which cn be spent loclly t certin shops round town. A five dollr membership represents gret vlue when you consider ll the gret fcilities nd benefits which our Club provides to its members on dily bsis. The Bord of Mngement is lwys looking for wys to improve the services nd fcilities for its members nd guests, so if you hve ny ides you would like to pss onto the Mngement of our Club plese complete one of our feedbck surveys locted t Reception for our considertion. Thnk you very much for your continued nd ongoing support. Shne Berry Shne Berry Generl Mnger 3
The Pink Experience delivers 2 hours of entertinment with full lighting nd sound production to replicte Pink herself. Rock out to n event filled with countless hits such s, "So wht", "Rise your glss", "U +Ur Hnd", nd the list goes on. Most of the show's hit song list re tken from Pink's Funhouse nd I'm not ded tour. The Pink experience strs, Alnnh Weir s Pink with her hnd mde costumes tht hve n mzing resemblnce to the rtist herself. Wtch, listen nd be entertined with the uthenticity of this show. Book your tble now so s to not miss out! We will hve the dnce floor out so ldies bring your dncing shoes, dress in pink, grb cocktil nd hve gret night out! Show Only Members $10 Non Members $15 Smorgsbord & Show Members $33 Non Members $40 4
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On Vlentines dy, the 14th of Februry the Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club hosted specil ev ent. The Uncles, locl bnd, plyed live nd free show; n event for ll ges. Well over 200 peop le ttended on the night nd th e feedbck hs been outstnding! The bnd consisting of four members pl yed ll the clssic covers. Mem bers, guests nd stff ll hd such good time nd ev eryone is hoping Th e Uncles come nd ply gin for us soon! 7
Midweek Pennnt Lkes Entrnce hd three tems in the finl series. Well done to ll the plyers! Unfortuntely Division 3 ws defeted in the Preliminry Finl by Pynesville Blue. The Grnd Finls were held on Tuesdy 11 th Februry. Division 1 Gold ws defeted by Orbost but Division 2 held their own to defet the Division 2 Orbost tem. The Region Finl will be plyed ginst HEYFIELD on Tuesdy 11 th Mrch t Birnsdle Bowls Club. Best wishes to the Division 2 plyers!! Sturdy Pennnt Lkes Entrnce hd tems from Division 2, Division 3 & Division 4 in the Grnd Finls plyed on Sturdy 1 st Mrch t Pynesville Bowling Club. Division 2 ws defeted by Pynesville nd Division 4 Gold ws defeted by Birnsdle. Division 3 Gold defeted Orbost to win the flg. Well done 8
Stte Events Region Finls for Stte events hve been held t Birnsdle Golf Bowls Club. Lkes plyers hve won ll the finls they prticipted in. Men s Stte Singles: Men s Stte Triples: Women s Stte Triples: Women s Stte Pirs: Kel Brndhoj In Johns, Dve Stevenson, John Kool Chris Kool, Mrgret Brndhoj, Len Rosti Mrgret Brndhoj, Len Rosti These plyers will trvel to Bendigo to ply in the Stte Finls sometime between 10 th & 16 th April. Best wishes to you ll. Chris Kool nd Mrgret Brndhoj hve been selected in the Gippslnd Region side to contest the Stte Chmpionship t Swn Hill on 19 th & 20 th Mrch. Well done. Menwhile, bck t Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club, the members monthly triples re now n open event which should fill the greens on the first Wednesdy of the month. The regulr nominted triples on the second Wednesdy still fills quickly. Tuesdy fternoons re now vilble for socil bowls & Thursdy fternoons Scroungers is being plyed s chnge from tem gmes plying for yourself keeps you concentrting & trying tht little bit hrder! Sundy 23 rd Februry ws Jckpot Triples dy. A resonble crowd cme to ply & enjoy the brbecue. The Jckpot, sponsored by Whiters Street Autos, ws climed this month. Sundy 23 rd Mrch is the next Jckpot dy. Club events for both sections re still to be completed. Plese check the noticebords to put your nme down. Also check the noticebord for the next Socil Committee dy trip to Frser Islnd. On Fridy 7 th Februry the RSL Bowls Section combined with the men s section tournment committee to hold 2 Bowl Triples Tournment Sponsored by Domin Aged Cre Foundtion. Twenty eight tems, including number from Further field, enjoyed 3 gmes in good WINNERS ON THE DAY 9
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1. Western Bulldogs 1954, St. Kild 1966. 2. Swimming in ocen. 3. Red Kngroo & Emu. 4. Medi Puzzle. 5. 1984. 6. 1982. 7. Glenrown. 8. 99.94. 9. Frilled neck lizrd. 10. Neville Bonner. 11. Crocodile Dundee. 12. Victori. 1. Western Bulldogs (Footscry) nd St. Kild hve won one premiership ech. In which yers did they win? 2. Austrlin Prime Minister Hrold Holt disppered in December 1967 doing wht? 3. Which two nimls pper prominently in Austrli s Cot of Arms? 4. Which horse won the 2002 Melbourne Cup? 5. In wht yer ws Advnce Austrli Fir proclimed s the ntionl nthem by the Governor Generl? 6. In wht yer did the Austrlin Ntionl Gllery open? 7. Where ws Ned Kelly s Lst Stnd? 8. Wht ws Sir Donld Brdmn s btting verge? 9. Wht Austrlin niml fetured on the two cent coin? 10. Who ws Austrli s first Aboriginl Sentor? 11. Wht ws Austrli s highest grossing movie? 12. Wht is the longest river in the Northern Territory? Answers 12
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Recipe Book Robyn s Stir Fry Ingredients: Whtever you ve got lying round Chicken, beef or whtever you like Few vegetbles wht you ve got in the fridge Fish Suce Grlic Onion Ginger Oyster Suce Hokkien Noodles Soy Suce Little bit of chicken stock Whtever else you ve got lying round Method: Mrinte your met in the suces, ginger nd grlic. Het the oil in the pn, throw in your met mixture on high het. Tke out met nd put to side. Throw in whtever vegies you wnt into the hot pn nd fry until cooked dding little chicken stock to soften. Add bit of fish suce nd whtever else you ve got lying round. Chuck in the hokkien noodles nd stir ll together! Whck it in bowl nd serve it up to whoever wnts it. If you hve ny recipes you would like to shre plese submit to reception 14
JUST FOR LAUGHS TEN COMMON FISHING TERMS EXPLAINED Ctch nd Relese: A conservtion motion tht hppens most often right before the locl Fish nd Gme officer pulls over bot tht hs cught over its limit. Hook: (1) A curved piece of metl used to ctch fish (2) A clever dvertisement to entice fishermn to spend his life svings on new rod nd reel (3) The punch dministered by sid fishermn s wife fter he spends their life svings (see lso, Right Hook, Left Hook). Line: Something you give you co-workers when they sk on Mondy how your fishing went on the weekend Lure: An object tht is semi-enticing to fish, but will drive n ngler into such frenzy tht he will chrge his credit crd to the limit before exiting the tckle shop Reel: A weighted object tht cuses rod to sing quickly hen dropped overbord School: A grouping in which fish re tught to void your $29.99 lures nd hold out for spm insted Tckle: Wht your lst ctch did to you s you reeled him in, bust just before he wrestled free nd jumped bck overbord Tckle Box: A box=shped lrmingly like your comprehensive first id kit. Only tckle box contins mny shrp objects, so tht when you rech in the wrong box blindly to get Bnd Aid, you soon find tht you need more thn one. Test: (1) The mount of strength fishing line ffords n ngler when fighting fish in specific weight rnge (2) A mesure of your cretivity in blming tht drn line for once gin losing the fish. A mn nd womn were hving dinner in fine resturnt. They were gzing lovingly t ech other nd holding hnds. Their witress suddenly noticed the mn sliding down his chir nd under the tble, but the womn cted unconcerned. The witress wtched s the mn slid ll the wy down his chir nd out of sight under the tble. Still, the womn ppered clm, pprently unwre her dining compnion hd disppered. The witress went over to the tble nd sid to the womn, Prdon me, but I think your husbnd just slid under the tble. The womn clmly looked up t her nd sid, No, he didn't. He just wlked in through the door. Wht does nosey pepper do? Get jlpeño business. Wht do you cll boomerng tht doesn't come bck? A stick. I lwys tke nother pir of pnts when golfing. In cse I get hole in one Dd nd Dve re tlking one fternoon bout holidys. Dve sys Y know, I reckon I m bout redy for brek. Oh tht s good, sys Dd. Yeh only this yer I m gonn do it little different. Oh Yeh? Sys Dd. Yeh, the lst few yers I took your suggestions s to where to go. Three yers go you sid go to Sydney. I went to Sydney nd Mbel got pregnnt. Then two yers go you told me to go to the Gold Cost nd Mbel got pregnnt gin. Lst yer you suggested Hobrt nd drned if Mbel didn't get pregnnt gin. Oh yeh so, wht you gonn do this yer tht s different? Dd sys. Dve replies :Well this yer I m gonn tke Mbel with me. How mny politicins does it tke to chnge light bulb? Two. One to chnge it nd one to chnge it bck. HAHA We would love to her your jokes plese submit ny jokes you would like to shre to reception 15
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The Lkes Entrnce Bowls Club would like to sy big thnk you to Our new nd renewed Sponsors. Plese support the businesses tht support Our Club. 17
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Mixed Bowls Ldies Club Fours Rounds 1 & 2 Mixed Bowls Club Mixed Pirs Rounds 3 & 4 Mens 2 Bowls Triples Tournment Mixed Bowls Club Mixed Pirs Finl Mixed Bowls Prostte Cncer Chrity Dy Schnitzel Night Mens Bowls Schnitzel Night Round 3 Mens Club Triples Mens Bowls Schnitzel Night Mens Bowls Schnitzel Night Finl Mens Club Fours Mens Bowls Schnitzel Night Mixed Bowls Mixed Bowls Ldies H Cp Triples Triples Fish Night Triples Mens Members Fish Night Fish Night Fish Night Mens Bowls Scroungers Ldies Club Fours Rounds 3 & 4 Chr Grill Night Scroungers Finl Mens Club Triples Chr Grill Night Scroungers Chr Grill Night Scroungers Chr Grill Night Fridy Pirs Smorgsbord Chicken & Fox 5.30pm Kroke & Cocktils Fridy Pirs Smorgsbord Chicken & Fox 5.30pm The P!NK Experience Fridy Pirs Entries Close Ldies H Cp Triples Smorgsbord Chicken & Fox 5.30pm Fridy Pirs Smorgsbord Chicken & Fox 5.30pm Sturdy Pennnt Grndfinl Rffles Mens Bowls Rffles Mens Club Triples Rounds 1 & 2 Mens Bowls Rffles Mens Bowls Rffles Rounds 1 & 2 Mens Club Fours Mens Bowls Rffles Mixed Bowls Mens Nominted Mixed Bowls Mens Bowls 20