LA Jazz Fall 2011 - Inaugural Season Week Three: If I Don t Make It Back, Tell My Hounds I Loved Them By the time you read this, I will probably look like this. Again. But it s okay, because I ll be in Vegas with 2,500 other kickballers from around the country, and I ll blend in perfectly! Let s just pray that all of us who are going manage to make it back alive and relatively whole. Since Sean is among that number who ll be showing Vegas how we roll this weekend, you ll be president-less and customer service rep-less on Monday. So that means you ll have to take up any questions or concerns with everyone s third-favorite (or better) Flip Cup Crew member David Colomb. That s this guy right here (he ll be in gold). Just a few other things: yeah, that ll end well Makeup Field Schedule Week 4, October 10: 7:45pm Wasted Talent v. I'd Hit It Our last makeup game will be played this week at 7:45 on the dirt. Good luck and get dirty! I ve been told that parking on the opposite side of those buildings near field two is inadvisable, as those buildings are some sort of police installment and that parking on the side of those buildings opposite our fields is reserved. flattering photos are not allowed here Just for the heck of it, I m including the links to our league page, schedule and standings again. Season page: http://www.kickball.com/season/lajazzfall2011 And here's a shortened link to our schedule: http://bit.ly/lajazzfallschedule And the league standings: http://bit.ly/lajazzfallstandings Oh, and those of you who make us proud and shut down Shamrock again this week might get some late-night surprise visitors... Just sayin. Keep on shuttin em down, -Nuss keep our fields clean!
Week 3 Results Prestige Worldwide def. Beer Battered Balls 3-0 WASTED TALENT tied Yaface! 3-3 Team Blackout def. No Ugly Pitches 3-1 Kickballers Against Sobriety def. Oily Birds 5-1 NOFD Hose and Poles def. I d Hit It Field 2 Rolling Bunts / Stealing Pitches def. Inspect Her Gadget Field 3 Pitches Love My Kick def. Saved by the Ball Field 1 Highway 90 Business Westbank Stompers def. The Balled and the Beautiful 8-0. Golden Shower? Obvs! def. Alcoballics 7-0 Kickballers Against Sobriety def. Beer Battered Balls 3-2 Week 4 Schedule 6:15 Games Rolling Bunts / Stealing Pitches vs. Golden Shower? Obvs! Field 1 NOFD Hose and Poles vs. Oily Birds Field 2 Saved by the Ball vs. Highway 90 Business Westbank Stompers Field 3 7:00 Games Alcoballics vs. Team Blackout Field 1 The Balled and the Beautiful vs. Pitches Love My Kick Field 2 Beer Battered Balls Vs. WASTED TALENT Field 3 7:45 Games Inspect Her Gadget vs. No Ugly Pitches Field 1 I d Hit It vs. Kickballers Against Sobriety Field 2 Prestige Worldwide vs. Yaface! Field 3 Please see schedule on the WAKA website for umpiring responsibilities!
HERE WE GO! This is the first computerized numbers for the season. How were these numbers derived, you ask? You know the answer; it s all bullshit! For those who really care, here is a brief summary: Wins will get you the most points. Strength of schedule is behind that. Last but not least, is your run differential. This week, some teams climbed the ladder greatly which will certainly cause a stir. Apparently Rolling Bunts is in the SEC and Kickballers Against Sobriety is Boise State. After a few more weeks, the computer nerds feel that things will level off. We have an early season clash of the BCS titans as Golden Shower squares off against Highway 90 Business Westbank Stompas. A college press colleague of mine, who is an excellent source of accurate media gossip, said that Lee Corso will sport the Golden Shower umbrella on ESPN College GameDay! If you happen to miss this battle of battles, please DVR the replay on ESPN 8, The Ocho, at 3:00am Tuesday. RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PVS 1 Pitches Love My Kick 3-0 530 1 2 Golden Shower 3-0 370 2 3 Highway 90 3-0 340 5 4 Rolling Bunts and Stealing Pitches 2-1 310 10 5 Team Blackout 3-0 300 4 6 Kickballers Against Sobriety 3-0 220 7 7 Prestige Worldwide 2-1 180 11 8 Wasted Talent 1-0-1 135 9 9 NOFD Hose & Poles 1-2 130 15 10 No Ugly Pitches 1-2 100 8 11 Ya Face 0-2-1 90 16 12 The Balled and the Beautiful 2-1 75 3 13 Id Hit It 0-2 55 14 14 Inspect Her Gadget 0-3 30 12 15 Oily Birds 1-2 0 6 16 Beer Battered Balls 0-3 0 13 17 Saved by the Ball 0-3 0 17 18 Alcoballics 0-3 0 18
Week 3 Flip Cup Scores Balls Deep 3 Kickballers Against Sobriety 3 Pitches Love My Kick 3 Prestige Worldwide 0 Oily Birds 0 Saved by the Ball 0 Wasted Talent 3 I d Hit It 3 Team Blackout 3 Yaface! 0 NOFD Hose & Poles 0 No Ugly Pitches 1 The Balled and the Beautiful 3 Inspect Her Gadget 3 Alcoballics 3 Hwy 90 Business WB Stompas 1 Rolling Bunts/Stealing Pitches 1 Golden Shower.?...OBVS! 0 KOTH Regular 1) TJ Kickballers Against Society 2) Dupree Kickballers Against Sobriety 3) Patrick Balled & the Beautiful 4) David C Golden Shower?...OBVS! Elite (qualified for KOTH Playoffs): Week 1 Chris C. Pitches Love My Kick Emily B. Yaface! Sunshine Inspect Her Gadget Caleb Team Blackout Week 2 Eric C Inspect Her Gadget Dana Team Blackout Brenna Pitches Love My Kick Liz M Week 3 TJ Kickballers Against Sobriety Dupree Kickballers Against Sobriety Patrick Balled & the Beautiful David C Golden Shower?...OBVS! KOTH Doubles 1) Morgan & Erin Balled & the Beautiful 2) Loren & Courtney No Ugly Pitches 3) Terry & Brian Rolling Blunts & Stealing Pitches 4) Brenna & Joe Pitches Love My Kick Elite (qualified for Doubles Playoffs) Week 1 Josh & Sean Golden Shower?...OBVS! James & Mike Yaface! Michelle & Chris Pitches Love My Kick Mark & Dupree Kickballers Against Sobriety Week 2 Kelly & Melissa - Golden Shower?...OBVS! TJ & Darren Kickballers Against Sobriety Sunshine & Beka Inspect Her Gadget???? Week 3 Morgan & Erin Balled & the Beautiful Loren & Courtney No Ugly Pitches Terry & Brian Rolling Blunts & Stealing Pitches Brenna & Joe Pitches Love My Kick
KOTH Singles Results 4th Place David I can t believe I actually qualified and I m a beast C. 3 rd Place Jason I like to foul out in Kickball, but I also win KOTH championships like its my Job D. 2 nd Place Pat No I will not makeout with you, I m to busy flipping cups and chugging beers M. 1 st Place TJ I like to play kickball, get naked, chug beers, and play Flip Cup / AKA Frank the Tank N.
Charity UPDATE: BHGH Hey all! We did great this week with the donations, KEEP THEM coming!!! Rolling Bunts/Stealing Pitches grabbed the lead this week, but we are still a long season away from that keg party. Captains, get on your team! Blaine (head ump and fellow P MK rockstar) and I had the chance to tour the girl s house and meet all six of the young ladies who live there. They were gracious enough to have us over for a delicious taco dinner, thank you to the staff that plays kickball who made the visit possible! Feel free to invite us back any time. It was awesome to see these girls in their element, so happy, energetic and bright! BHGH is hosting a yard sale this Saturday (Oct. 8 th ), please bring any unused home items to be sold to 4500 Carrollton Avenue from 7:30 am-2pm. Further information can be found here: http://app.e2ma.net/app2/campaigns/archived/1407744/9aab3ebc680573e91646f9c8de788f0d/ Also, reminder that there will be a photographer at Shamrock Halloween night. Dress up and get your picture taken, donate to an excellent cause! Miss Danielle (Charity Chick)
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No Ugly Pitches This week s theme: All black to take on Team Blackout! Apparently, our all black garb was not enough to confuse Team Blackout (or maybe our 6:15 game was too early for them to be tipsy enough), as we lost the game 3 1. We did make some nice plays particularly in the later innings, helping us to hold them to only three runs. Good game, y all! At Shamrock, we made a strong showing, keeping it close for flip cup, though Team Blackout did prevail, Phil and Christina (a power couple if there ever was one) coming in 6 th and 8 th for singles KOTH, and Courtenay and Loren coming in 2 nd for doubles KOTH! Our KOTH skills are definitely improving, so we will be looking for a win next week. Au Revoir, No Ugly Pitches PS Naked Chicks!
WASTED TALENT WEEK 3 Well, after last week s Dress Up Like Your Favorite Sexual Position Theme, we can only go down from here. This week s theme will bring you back to your childhood that is if you lived in a drunken fairytale land in your childhood. Our record stands at 1 win, 1 tie and 1 game yet to be played. That s a win in our book. Stars of last week s game are: 3 amigos wearing mustaches giving FREE mustache rides. We may not donate to charity (yet), but we do give away a lot of free lovin. WASTED OUT.
Pitches Love My Kick This past Monday we played Saved by the Ball. If y all couldn t tell already, I m a little obsessed with Saved by the Bell and absolutely love your team name. Y all were a lot of fun to play and we all had a good time. And Boots, you totally redeemed yourself for wearing shoes with absolutely no traction by making that amazing catch. +?? Next Monday we play The Balled and the Beautiful. Sorry, I don t watch soaps so I don t have any photos to add, but we look forward to the matchup see y all on the kickball fields! Oh, and one more thing Pitches Love My Kick #1 in BCS rankings. SUCK IT.
you'd better settle your debt before you go and poke fun. we beg you not to forget: karma is a feisty one! drink up. fall down. black out. TEAM BLACKOUT when you black out at wow wingery, it's time to re-evaluate your life.
blackout award winner! blackout award winner! this kickballer is very definitely against sobriety. you talk shit, you get served. karma's a bitch like that. way to turn heads, ladies! (we're one week late in recognizing these ladies blackout of the week performance. but only because it took a week to find a photo that wasn't too inappropriate for the newsletter. I do hope you can forgive us!)
KAS Week 3 KAS brought it to the fields and the bar as usual. We won both of our kickball games. We won our first game 5-1, and then our second game 3-2. I think it has something to do with the magical powers that red boones farm gives you. The MVP of the night has to go to none other than Adam Young, for his epic clutch kick in the bottom of the 6 th inning to give KAS the win. KAS brought it to the flip cup tables as well. We swept Oily Birds in a very quick 3-0 ass beating. Then we stepped it up again claiming two spots in singles KOTH. With our very own Jason I like to foul out in kickball D. taking 3 rd place, and TJ Frank the Tank N. bringing home the gold. Honorable mention goes to, Erica and Beau who placed 5 th one spot away from qualifying in double KOTH. KAS would like to extend a 5 on 5 full cup flip off against any team that is willing to take us on! We will continue to keep introducing our team members to everyone. Darren Yea I m a badass and I know it / AKA That Guy S. Maddie I don t like to wear shirts so I cut them all up and then wear them to kickball to drive the boys crazy M.
Nhung (Noon) Don t underestimate my speed or ability to kick the ball bc I m short! B And introducing our newest member Beer Rifle!!!!! If you don t know what this is, come find the red team on Monday Night and experience the beer rifle!
DRIP, DROP, DRIP, DROP WHAT WE LEARNED THIS WEEK: 1. We continue to dominate on the fields without ANY photo documentation of it needed. 7 0 win against Alcoballics!! 2. There is proof that GOLD teams are WINNERS.
3. Our girls are really good at flip cup. 4. Our guys are really good at holding purses and limbo. 5. CAN T MAKE GOLDEN SHOWER STOP!! With our crazy night vision eyes no less!!
Alcoballics "Two for the PINK (in flip cup), We Stink (at kickball)!"