I MAY BE SLOW I MAY BE SLOW BUT I M STILL AHEAD OF YOU BUT I M STILL AHEAD OF YOU RELAX RELAX IT S JUST A LANE CHANGE IT S JUST A LANE CHANGE TRAFFIC JAMS TRAFFIC JAMS NO PROBLEM NO PROBLEM 1 of 26
I MAY BE SLOW WOOF WOOF! I M NOT DRIVING FAST I M FLYING LOW I M FAT, YOU RE UGLY I CAN DIET 2 of 26
I'M ON MY WAY TO BINGO I'M NOT TAILGATING I'M DRAFTING I WANT TO BE BARBIE THAT BITCH HAS EVERYTHING SPOILED AND LOVING IT WARNING! I TEND TO MAKE MY OWN LANES I LOST IT HAVE YOU SEEN IT? GO AHEAD CALL 911 IT'S MY DAY OFF 3 of 26
I OWE, I OWE, IT'S OFF TO WORK I GO I DON'T NEED KIDS I MARRIED ONE NEEDLE WORK KEEPS ME SANE TIME, MONEY AND LOVE AND TIME TO WASTE WHY DO PEOPLE CALL ME GAS IS IT BECAUSE OF MY TEMPER I DRIVE LIKE THIS TO PISS YOU OFF 4 of 26
I BRAKE FOR BIRDS MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING BUT KEEPS THE KIDS IN TOUCH DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK NIGHTMARE ON ANY STREET MY NEXT WIFE WILL BE NORMAL SURF TIL' IT HURTS 5 of 26
HONK IF YOU ARE CUTE, RICH, AND SINGLE RELAX! IT'S ONLY A LANE CHANGE I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT FACE IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME GIRLFRIEND'S CAR BOYFRIEND'S PAYMENT GIRLS WILL BE GIRLS AND BOYS WILL BE TOYS 6 of 26
REDHEADS DO WHAT BLONDES DREAM OF IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO DAMN CLOSE I'M NOT RICH JUST WELL TAKEN CARE OF I'M NOT CONCEITED I'M CONVINCED I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW IF YOU THINK EDUCATION IS EXPENSIVE, TRY IGNORANCE 7 of 26
TRAFFIC JAMS NO PROBLEM ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME DON'T HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M A PLAYA I WISH I COULD BE THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM I'D RATHER BE WATCHING T.V. LIFE'S A JOURNEY......NOT A RACE 8 of 26
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH HE'S MARRIED I'M NOT IN A HURRY, I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK ROBBED BY A MASKED MAN GET IN, SIT DOWN HOLD ON AND SHUT UP! YOU SHOULD SEE ME AT PLEASE HURRY UP! 9 of 26
FAMILY ASHLEY'S GRANDMA HAPPINESS IS BEING NICOLE'S ABUELITA MOM'S CAR THANKS KIDS BABY DOLL NET'S TOY DARIO'S FAVORITE GRANDMA & GRANDPA IF MOM & DAD SAY NO ASK GRANDMA 10 of 26
LOVE MY LIFE AS MOMMY & WIFE OUR DAD IS HIS KID'S DAD CAUTION! I'M A TYPICAL MOTHER MOM'S RUGRATS JEN & KEN THE CAR IS PROTECTED BY MOTHER'S INTUITION CAN'T KEEP THIS GRANDPA DOWN A FATHER'S LOVE IS HIS FAMILY'S JOY 11 of 26
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH DAUGHTER RIDES HORSES HAPPINESS IS MY FAMILY THE KELLEY'S BOB & RACHEL IF SANITY IS INHERITED YOU GET IT FROM YOUR CHILDREN MY GRAND KIDS ARE CUTER THAN YOURS GRANDPAS ARE ANTIQUE LITTLE BOYS OUR PRECIOUS ONE JEFFREY 12 of 26
WITHOUT A DOUBT THE WORLD'S GREATEST GRANDPA RICK'S DREAM MOM'S NIGHTMARE GRANDMA'S SCORE: GIRLS: 2 BOYS: 1 GRANDMA'S BLESSINGS SCOTT AND MIKE GREAT GRANDMA'S ARE EARTH'S ANGELS 13 of 26
PERSONAL WE'D RATHER BE AT DISNEYLAND 5% SWEETHEART 95% ICE PRINCESS HAROLD CARSON CLASS OF 1980 SHE IS THE ONE WILD ANGEL I AM MY SEABEE'S HONEY OUTTA MY WAY I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND 14 of 26
I LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM NOT A COWBOY? NOT A CHANCE SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT SMILE, SMILE, SMILE SINGLE AND LOVING IT I'M RETIRED NO NEED TO REBOOT #1 QUILT TOUR LEADER 15 of 26
CAR BRENDA'S NEW TOY GIRLFRIEND'S CAR BOYFRIEND'S PAYMENT MY OTHER CAR IS A SUPER CONNIE!! THIS ACCORD BELONGS TO A REAL WOMAN WILD! MUSTANG GIRL IN THIS JUNGLE EVERY GIRL NEEDS A JEEP 16 of 26
'76 JIMMY CHUCK'S TRUCK CONTINUE HONKING PASHER ARE SET ON STUN DEN'T MESS WITH ME I HAVE MORE POWER "MS. THANG" NANCY SMITH FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET CHEVY '63 IMPALA I DON'T SPEED I FLY LOW 17 of 26
Relationships THE BEST BUT TAKEN TOGETHER FOREVER DAN AND LUCY ROMEO, ROMEO WHERE THE HELL ART THOU? FOREVER MARTHA AND PHIL SO MANY MEN NONE AS GOOD AS MINE TAKEN! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT 18 of 26
BOB'S MY NAME CAROL'S MY GAME I'M A FIREMAN'S FLAME I STILL MISS MY EX BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER SO MANY MEN AND I GOT THE BEST ONE 19 of 26
SPORTS I ONLY (SPORT) ON DAYS THAT END IN "Y" NUMBER ONE (TEAM) FAN I'D RATHER BE PLAYING (SPORT) WORK IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SKI THIS COLORADO KID LOVES THE BRONCOS 20 of 26
PETS THE MORE I KNOW MEN THE MORE I LOVE MY DOGS SHELTIES ARE SMALL DOGS WITH BIG HEARTS COLLEGE C.S.U.N. NORTHRIDGE SMART PEOPLE GO TO CAL. STATE NORTHRIDGE UCLA ALUMNI 21 of 26
JOB 2 TEACH IS TO TOUCH A LIFE FOREVER I LOVE MY VETERINERIAN TEACHERS DO IT WITH CLASS ADVENTURE YOUR BUSINESS YOUR BODY IS MY BUSINESS HAVE A MASSAGE ID' RATHER BE MY OWN BOSS 22 of 26
MY SON IS AN ARTIST THE GARDENER MOST WANTED I LOVE GARDENING 23 of 26
MISCELLANEOUS WIZARD OF ODDS 805 VENTURA COUNTY FLYING PURPLE PEOPLE EATER HE SHREDS, SHE SHREDS BY THE <<C>> SHORES SO WHAT DO YOU WANT A COOKIE JUST A TICKET RIDE 24 of 26
INSPIRATIONAL HAPPINESS IS... MAKING OTHERS HAPPY GIVE ME LIFE, GIVE ME PAIN GIVE ME MYSELF AGAIN SMILE NOW CRY LATER DON'T WORRY! BE HAPPY! LOVE IS... HELPING EACH OTHER HE WHO HAS THE MOST TOYS WINS 25 of 26
SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE WINNERS NEVER QUIT QUITTERS NEVER WIN THERE ARE NO ENDINGS... JUST BEGINNINGS TRIPLE AND TRUCKING FEAR THE WRATH ON THE ROAD TO RETIREMENT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A HAPPY CHILDHOOD 26 of 26