LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 2 ACT ONE, SCENE TWO Romatic, slo am plays as e meet HUNTINGTON THE THIRD ad are i a outdoor courtyard restaurat START Oh, Warer Toight's ust perfect No, you're perfect No, you are No, YOU are No, you No, you You You You Okay, I'm eve irritatig myself Elle, I at you to ko ho happy you ve made me Every guy dreams aout fidig a girl ho looks like you ( eams)
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 2 SONG: SERIOUS WE BOTH KNOW WHY WE RE HERE; I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES I GUESS IT CALMS MY FEAR TO KNOW IT S NOT A SURPRISE I THOUGHT ONE LOOK AT YOU, LOOKING LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, WOULD LEAVE ME SPEECHLESS LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO BUT NOW WE RE WIDE AWAKE, AND WE VE GOT SOME PLANS TO MAKE; LET S TAKE SOME ACTION, BABY! SO BABY GIVE ME YOUR HAND I VE GOT SOME DREAMS TO MAKE TRUE I VE GOT THE FUTURE ALL PLANNED IT S TIME TO GET SERIOUS, TIME TO GET SERIOUS WITH YOU I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I (spoke, apologetically) Uh, hoey, I m ot fiished (spoke, apologetically) Oh, sorry! SINCE I WAS TWO OR THREE, MY LIFE WAS PLANNED OUT NEAT I D GET MY LAW DEGREE, AND THEN WIN MY SENATE SEAT A BIG WHITE HOUSE BACK EAST, ALL OF THE AMENITIES THREE KIDS AT LEAST, UST LIKE THE KENNEDYS! KENNEDYS! (CONT) (CONT) HERE S WHERE OUR LIVES BEGIN BEGIN MM HM MM HM YEAH! MMMM UH HUH YEAH! AT LEAST! UST LIKE THE OUR LIVES
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 2 BUT UST WHERE DO YOU FIT IN FIT ME IN! I LL BREAK IT DOWN NOW, BABY! OH BABY GIVE ME YOUR HAND! AH AH AH AH AH HERE S MY HAND! HERE S MY HAND! I VE GOT SOME DREAMS TO MAKE TRUE! WE BOTH HAVE DREAMS TO MAKE TRUE! I KNOW THAT YOU LL UNDERSTAND, OH YES I UNDERSTAND! IT S TIME TO GET SERIOUS, TIME TO GET SERIOUS, TIME TO GET SERIOUS, TIME TO GET SERIOUS, WITH SERIOUS! SERIOUS! GOTTA WAKE UP AND TAKE OUR OURNEY SERIOUS SERIOUS! I M TELLIN YOU AS A FUTURE ATTORNEY! YOU WANT THE MOON AND SKY THEN TAKE IT, DON T BE SHY BABY THAT S WHY YOU AND I SHOULD BREAK UP! AH AH! OKAY! AH YOU AND I YES, BABY, I LL GIVE YOU MY HAND; WE WHAT! You re reakig up ith me I thought you ere proposig I did talk to my parets aout it PoohBear, ut they expect a lot from me I m goig to Harvard La School ad my rother s at Yale La so s his e ife, ad she s a Vaderilt for Chrissake
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 2 Oh, so I m ot good eough for you Warer, I m from Maliu! I m ot exactly trailertrash here! Richard Simmos is our eighor! egis to crylittle puppylike siffs Elle, if I m goa e a seator he I m thirty I M GONNA NEED SOMEBODY SERIOUS! LESS OF A MARILYN MORE A ACKIE SERIOUS! SOMEBODY CLASSY AND NOT TOO TACKY OKAY, THAT CAME OUT WRONG BABY, LET S BOTH BE STRONG I MEAN WE KNEW ALL ALONG ail) AGH elle (CONT) (spoke) What does that mea, I m ot a ackie I m ot serious But I m seriously i love ith you (siff) (siff) WHAT!! (so) (GASP so) (shakig AAA UST SHUT UP! The strollig VIOLINIST approaches the tale, ut seeig s mascarastaied face, he retreats leaves BABY, MY FUTURE S ALL PLANNED I VE GOT SOME DREAMS TO MAKE TRUE I THOUGHT THAT YOU D UNDERSTAND: IT S TIME TO GET SERIOUS TIME TO GET SERIOUS As the VIOLINIST completes a sorroful flourish (spoke) Check, please (CONT) STOP
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 2 of 2 holds her head high, searches for She spots him ear the ar His eyes ust aout pop out of his head he he sees her i costume START Hi, strager (Appreciatively) Elle! Ma!What s ith the costume Ca t a girl shake thigs up Yeah, ut hy could t you have or this he e ere goig out Because I guess you ever asked Which ill o rak as the greatest regret of my etire life (smiles) I still ca t get over the fact you re here at Harvard Back at UCLA I ever ould ve guessed it Sometimes I miss the old days CUT TO: SONG: SERIOUS (REPRISE) THOSE PARTIES SENIOR YEAR I THOUGHT WE RULED THE WORLD YOU FUNNELED ALL THAT BEER: I HELD YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU HURLED WE WERE LIKE GODS BACK THEN! WALKING AMONG COMMON MEN TELL ME WHY CAN T IT BE THAT WAY AGAIN DREAMS DON T UST DISAPPEAR: WE COULD KEEP ON DREAMING THEM HERE! What
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 2 of 2 LIKE SENIOR YEAR BUT FUNNER! YOU VE GOT YOUR FUTURE ALL PLANNED YES I DO, GUESS I DO WHAT IF I M STANDING THERE TOO WAIT, I M NOT FOLLOWING YOU I M HERE CAUSE I UNDERSTAND NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND I M HERE CAUSE I M SERIOUS! (sorts) YEAH, RIGHT, YOU LOOK REAL SERIOUS CONTINUE: (ouded) Warer, do t forget I got ito this school, too Ad o e re here together, studyig la Maye e ll oth get Callaha s itership ad ork together Whoa Wait a secod Elle You get kicked out of class, like, every day You do t ACTUALLY elieve you have a chace of gettig the itership (ouded) Of course Everyoe i the class ats it; oody more tha me It s a guarateed career You re practically parter efore you have a o offer VIVIENNE appears VIVIENNE Elle You re lookigfluffy As usual
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 2 of 2 Hello, Viviee Thaks for your great tip o the costume party I see you came as Last Year s Sample Sale Pooh B Elle You have to ace his course to get that itership ad he s ot called CMius Callaha for othig STOP
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 4 START I love your top! It s so fatigue chic So ho psyched are you guys Saps, our first day at Harvard La Silece Hi I m Elle Woods Ad this is Bruiser Woods Eid (grudgigly) ENID Oh my god, e oth have ames that start ith a E! ENID (sarcastic) Oh my god, e're, like, practically tis! Other STUDENTS sicker (comig to rescue) We re ust goig aroud the circle tell us somethig aout yourself Me Okay So I m a Gemii ith a doule Capricor moo ad I have a Bachelors degree from UCLA here I as Sig Ep Seetheart, presidet of Delta Nu Sorority ad fouded the charity Shop for a Cause Huh (ecouragigly, a good sectio leader) Oh! Ad ust last eek at Fred Segal, I talked Beyoce out of uyig a truly heious calekit tue top Whoever said tagerie is the e pik is seriously distured I did ot ko that Stued, akard silece Ayoe ko here I ca fid Crimial La 101 ith Professor Callaha Ad Warer Hutigto III
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 1 of 4 Well, e re all headig there, so I m sure someoe ould e happy to But the STUDENTS have gotte up quickly ad left sho you (he sighs ad poits the ay) It s i Hauser Over there, secod uildig o the left Thaks atches as sligs BRUISER ack over her shoulder But I do t thik dogs are exactly alloed i class (smiles a it) Oh, Bruiser s ot a dog Bruiser s family I ll ust drop him off at my room He d e happier there ayay: Bruiser loves Days of Our Lives I ll see you later the STOP
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 3 of 4 START Emmett, I m sorry I do t eed you to e sorry I eed you to tell me the alii I ca t ecause I gave Brooke my ord Havig a alii is t the oly ay to i this case No, ut it sure ould help Work ith me We ll free Brooke the right ay The ole ay This is t a Lifetime Origial Movie, Elle I m ot iterested i oility right o, I m more iterested i savig Brooke s life No you re ot You re more iterested i impressig Callaha Well, he IS my oss Ad if I impress him he ll make me associate Ad eopardize your cliet s trust ad our itegrity Well, he you put it that ay Exactly, you utthead My ord meas somethig, I ko yours does too No oe s called me a utthead sice third grade Maye ot to your face C mo, let s get out of here Why do you alays have to e right ( takes ad leads him y the had)
LEGALLY BLONDE The Musical SIDES SIDE 3 of 4 I do t have to e he I m ith you, I ust am Hey, if you at to impress Callaha, I ca help Okay Ho Liste, I love your scruffy vie, ut Casual Friday is so ot i Callaha s vocaulary, ad you have to dress the part if you at to get ahead Elle, did t your mother ever teach you aout ot udgig a ook y its cover She did Ad ooks ith tattered covers stay o the shelf Thaks a lot Emmett, this is t a perfect orld Thik people have t udged me my hole life Thik it as t a good idea to make avy my e pik No, that as a good idea I ko Where are e goig exactly You trust me, do t you Of course The do t stop o STOP
LEGALLY BLONDE SONG 1 of 1 So Much Better 4 1 : All of this 2 time I plaed, I'd e 3 pa tiet ad you ould 4 4 4 love me a gai You'd come to re 5 6 spect my mid, Ad at 7 last you'd fid You could 8 love me a gai 9 Ad I have tured
2 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 10 Emmett sees Elle's ame o the list my hole orld up 11 12 Emmett starts tappig Elle o the shoulder side do tryig ot to let you go Watchig you alk 13 æ æ æ æ 14 15 Emmett keeps tappig a ay Is like a fa tal lo 16 " What Allegro; Rock q = ~152 Emmett shos 17 Elle the list Whoa Is that my ame " " " A 18 up o that list Kick Bsus Sare 19 Does someoe ko that I ex ist Is this a mistake E7 20 ames Samplier Music Preparatio A 21 F m9
3 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 22 23 24 25 Am I eve a ake G7 Pich me o make sure C m G / D C m /E O! Yes! That is my ame F B Ma 7 26 i lack ad hite! fl Kick Csus Sare 27 C fl Maye I'm do ig some thig right sim F 7 sus 28 F 7 B sus 29 B Wo, 30 I feel so much et 31 ter tha e fore! Oh, Warer Sorry I've ee 32 (To ) 33 V F Drs oly f B C D P Gsus VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
4 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 34 a pest, But I guess 35 my est as ot ork 36 ig ith you 37 But looks like I've foud V G D Gsus 38 39 40 41 a cure, Ad I so look forard to ork Hey remem ig ith you! : What Wor kig ith ho V G D ames Samplier Music Preparatio
5 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 42 43 er he e spet sprig reak i the hot tu ev ery ight We said o 44 45 ALL STUDENTS: V Ev ery ight sim Am 7 46 V thig else could ev er feel so right Well, THIS might! See i' my ame G/B C 47 Co 7 F 48 G/F F 49, AARON, ENID, STUDENTS Drs oly Sap! Í Ooh ß A VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
6 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 50 up o that 51 list That eats the first 52 time that e kissed! 53 You thought I as dum O that list Ooh Whoa, they kissed! p Oo V Bsus B E7 su s E 7 Asus p A F m 9 54 55 56 57 Well, I thik that some ody's udg met as poor! Seeig that ame Ooh Ah, Ha, Ha, CHORUS: ha ha! Seeig that ame V G C m G7 C m G C m B Ma9 ames Samplier Music Preparatio
7 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 58 i lack ad hite 59 Is like maki' love 60 ith you all ight! 61 No, ait! It feels so i lack ad hite So V Gtrs B Csus C F7 su s F 7 B sus B Gm 9 62 V much etter, Hello! Much etter! It's Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! OH! Much etter! much etter Oh Asus 63 Much et ter A Oh! Dm 64 G9sus 65 (calmly) P f cause /Drs cot'd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
8 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 66 V I am so much et Ha, ha, so much et 67 ter tha e fore! ter Guess she's so much et Drs f 68 AARON,HARVARD STUD,EMMA, \PADAMADAN, OTHER STUDENTS F F/B C/F Csus 69 70 71 + ADD ALL OTHER STUDENTS: V ter tha e fore Yes, she's so much et F ter tha e fore! G D C D F/B C/F Csus G D C D ames Samplier Music Preparatio
9 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 72 C9 6 : Maye she's hat you prefer But hey, last year I as her Maye you ill chage your mid, G add 9 / B 73 Gm add9 /B 74 3 D/A 75 But you might look up to fid 6 D 9 76 I've goe o to et ter thigs: Aadd 9 / C C Ma 7 77 3 Better os or ig ger rigs Eadd 9 / B VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
10 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 78 79 DELTA NUS pop ito vie I do't have the time to cry I'm too u sy lov i' my NAME GREEK CHORUS: + OFFSTAGE GIRLS: My ame V Í OFFSTAGE GUYS: 80 UP! 81 Kid of a cool 82 i ro ic tist! V ß ~~~~~~ UP! o that list! Kid of a cool E sus i ro ic tist! A sus ames Samplier Music Preparatio
11 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 83 Who else ca I tell 84 Oo, ait! here's my cell 85 Mom ill fall o the floor V GREEK CHORUS: p Ah, Ah, Ah, G/B Cm 86 Ah, Ah! 87 Hey, Mom! Look at my ame GREEK CHORUS: Hey, Mom! Look at my ame V G/D Cm/E STUDENTS, E AMa 7 VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
12 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 88 i lack ad hite! i lack ad hite! 89 Your daughter's do 90 i' some thi right! Some Your daughter's do i' some thi right! 91 Ad thi right! V Your daughter's do i' some thi, some thi right! B7sus4 B 7 E 7 sus A 92 I feel so much et 93 ter I'll e there o Mo V I feel so much et I feel so much et F m /A B 7 sus ter I'll e there o Mo ter I'll e there o Mo F B Ma 7 ames Samplier Music Preparatio
13 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 94 V day, ie day, ie o 'clock, o 'clock, day ie o 'clock C7sus4 95 The e ill see The e ill see C 7 The e ill see F 7 sus 96 ho alks the alk ho alks the alk ho alks the alk F 7 B sus 97 No, o, I ca't ait! Drs B Gm 9 98 V I ill e there at eight! Dm/A 99 Whe they ulock the door Oh! Oh! I'll eve DRESS GREEK CHORUS: + OFFSTAGE GIRLS: Ah OFFSTAGE GUYS: A/C Dm 100 A/E Dm/F 101 Oh! Oh! I'll eve DRESS BMa9 VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
14 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 102 i lack ad hite! 103 See, I have ot 104 e gu to fight! 105 Ad you'll go V i lack ad hite! See, I have ot e gu to fight! WHOA! C 7 su s F sus F Bsus B G m 7 106 107 108 109 "Much etter!" "Much et ter!" Ad soo all y'all goa ko! That V HelLO! Ad soo all y'all goa ko! Much etter! B sus B E m B7 E m A sus A7 ames Samplier Music Preparatio
15 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 110 V I am so much et 111 CHORUS: ter I am so much et 112 I am so much et ter 113 ter, I am so much! G m /B C7 sus C 7 G m 7 C7 sus C 7 114 I am so Much et 115 ter 116 Tha efore! V I am so Much et ter Í D/C VS ames Samplier Music Preparatio
16 11SO MUCH BETTER Legally Blode 117 118 119 120 V CHORUS: Ah! CHORUS: Ah! a D AMa 7 D/E Bsus4 F E F D AMa 7 D/E Bsus4 F E F 121 122 123 Ah! V AH! a D AMa 7 D/E Bsus4 F D E F Ed of Act Oe ames Samplier Music Preparatio