You can download your script and rehearsal recordings by Typing in the address bar the following: www.southlandsings.org/miller WHERE EVERYTHING IS SWEET ALL OF YOU CAN REALLY EAT THERE S APPLES, GRAPES, PEARS AND BANANAS AVOCADOS AND CUCUMBER TOO BELL PEPPERS, TOMATOES AND KIWI DELICIOUS FRUIT FOR ME AND YOU Narrator - Violeta In Fruitland there s never havoc. The queen of Fruitland Reigns in this sweet, sweet kingdom Characters: Fruit Narrators: Violeta, Eve, Aiden, Wyatt - Brooklyn Queen - Bri Prickly Pear - Mack Mango Madness - Gabi - Steph Amazing Apple - Evan Apple Airforce Brooke, Marilyn, Steven, Madison Kiwi - Marley Kumquat - Caitlin Peach 1-Justin, 2-Joy, 3-Rylee Pear 1-Angie, 2-Lilyana, 3- Lily Veggies - Bradley - Paula Army of Brussel Sprouts: Brussel Sprouts: 1-Cooper 2-Eli, 3-Oscar, 4-Dylan, 5-Daila, 6-Tommy Queen - Bri Wow, what a beautiful day in Fruitland, I think I ll drive my Pearagini. (To his two friends) Hey Prickly Pear and Mango Madness wanna come with me. Heck ya! Prickly Pear and Mango Madness Mack and Gabi Queen Come on; get in the Royal Pearagini. (They get in the car and start to drive) Check out this book that tells about the history of Fruitland, it s a magic book. What do you mean? Prickly Pear - Mack Queen It will take us back to a time when Fruitland was in trouble. Mango Madness - Gabi OK let s go. Queen (opening the book and reading) Well it says here that long ago Fruitland was known as Fruitlandia, it was the perfect place to live... Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 1
Queen (continued) and are the protectors of Fruitlandia. Our story begins as they return from a mission in their spaceship Banana Spilt. (Queen, Mango Madness and Prickly Pear will sing chorus on all of the pieces) - Steph How much more time until we get back to Fruitlandia? I don t know. Hey, we re here! - Brooklyn It s so good to be home (To the citizens) Hello Citizens of Fruitlandia, did you miss us? Yes we did! Amazing Apple - Evan Yes sir, we did! We are glad to have you back home. Apple Airforce - Brooke, Marilyn, Steven, Madison Kumquat - Caitlin Now we are safe again. Kiwi - Marley,, Amazing Apple and the Apple Airforce Yes you are safe! I m ; I shoot orange juice in the villain s face,, Amazing Apple and the Apple Airforce I m bold banana I throw banana peels so bad veggies can slip on them and that turns them into veggie juice. Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 2
,, Amazing Apple and the Apple Airforce Apple Airforce We are the Apple Airforce; we drop apple bombs. Our leader is the Amazing Apple.,, Amazing Apple and the Apple Airforce Narrator - Eve Meanwhile at the lab of the evil scientist, his sidekick and their Bitter Brussel Sprout army are planning an attack. Brussel Sprout Army. - Bradley Brussel Sprout Army Yes Sir! I want you to prepare to attack Fruitlandia. Brussel Sprout 1 - Cooper Why do you want to attack Fruitlandia. I don t like the citizens of Fruitlandia because they teased me and hurt my feelings. So I want revenge. Get to work Brussel Sprouts! Yes master. We will go to Fruitlandia. But can we have ice cream first? No! - Paula Brussel Sprout 2 - Eli Brussel Sprout 3 - Oscar Brussel Sprout 4 - Dylan and After the attack, if you are successful, then you can have ice cream. Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 3
This will be known as Fruit War I; it will be amazing. I M BROCCOLI THE BEST I M JEALOUS OF THE FRUIT OF FRUITLANDIA I HAVE A SIDEKICK HER NAME IS CRANKY CABBAGE AND TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH OUR ARMY OF BRUSSEL SPROUTS I am evil and I want to destroy Fruitlandia because they teased me and bullied me because I wasn t a fruit. We will capture the citizens take them to our lab and make them into monsters. We will see who is laughing then I M BROCCOLI THE BEST I M JEALOUS OF THE FRUIT OF FRUITLANDIA Minions assemble. It s time to attack. We re tired of waiting. Can we have ice cream first? We already told you no! But we want ice cream. Don t ask us again. Brussel Sprout 5 -Daila Brussel Sprout 6 - Thomas All Villains and Army IN OUR SPACESHIP SLING CARROT 2.0 ON OUR WAY TO FIGHT THE FRUIT AND WE ARE GOING TO WIN AND THAT S THE TRUTH WE RE ON OUR WAY DEEP INTO SPACE WE RE GOING TO FIGHT Brussel Sprout Army Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 4
We re not happy cause fruit is gross! Narrator - Aiden Back in Fruitlandia the citizens can sense something is wrong. Oh no, the villains have posted on Facebook that they are going to attack Fruitlandia. Peach 1 - Justin Who still uses Facebook? Peach 2 - Joy Instagram is much better! Peach 3 Riley Facebook is so last century. I agree, but that s not the point; the villains are coming to attack! We must prepare, because the villains are coming to attack. Oh no!!!! All Maybe it can be something that makes them smell better, maybe we can make them smell like us! Yeah! All Pear 1 - Angie I bet, and their Brussel Sprout army are coming to attack. Pear 2 - Lilyana When was the last time those guys took a shower Pear 3 - Lily Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 5
I don t know, but I bet it s a really long time. Narrator - Wyatt The villains arrive. We are here to take over Fruitlandia. No! Citizens Peaches and Pears We will fight you... (They go to fight and abruptly stop) Ew what s that smell? It smells like stinky eggs. When is the last time you took a shower? Amazing Apple EW, EW THAT SMELL EW, EW THAT SMELL THE BRUSSEL SPROUTS ARE COMING THEY RE COMING, THEY RE COMING THE BRUSSEL SPROUTS ARE COMING THEY RE COMING, THEY RE COMING (The queen, Mango Madness and Prickly Pear will exit to put on costumes for end of show) They re coming near us. It s really hard to battle with a stinky smell You smell like dirty socks! Don t come near us! Brush your teeth; it s good for you (crying) Nobody likes us! Amazing Apple Apple Airforce Villains and Brussel Sprout Army Launch the deodorant bomb; that will make them smell better (They launch the bomb and that makes everyone smell really good) Hey we smell good now. Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 6
That deodorant bomb really worked! We were just angry because you made fun of us. We are sorry about that. We should not have made fun of you. We are sorry we attacked Fruitlandia. Let s just all get a long. Both fruits AND vegetables are equally important. They both have vitamins are very good for you. Yes! Everyone YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE WHY CAN T WE JUST GET ALONG YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE WHY CAN T WE JUST GET ALONG WHY DID WE START THIS FIGHT ANYWAY, ANYWAY OUR BODIES ARE HEALTHY FOR LIFE LET S JUST GET ALONG AND LIVE A HAPPY LIFE HOPEFULLY CANDY WON T TAKE OVER THE PLACE (Closing the book) And that is the story of Fruitland! Queen Ms. Miller script revised October 26, 2018 7