TX WILD WESTSIDE GMOT

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1 Pg. 1 TX WILD WESTSIDE GMOT WORLD ADULT KICKBALL ASSOCIATION Volume 6 Issue 2 April 7, 2011 What a week! First off, a big thanks to everyone that came out to the fields on Saturday and celebrated our mid-season party & charity event! It was a huge success...we finished off over 5 kegs & 400 jello shots! I have never been more proud!! It s great weather for kickball...and the start of baseball season! If you want tickets to a Rangers game, go to & use the password gorangers. You can get cheap tickets to games throughout the season & it s not just the shitty seats either! You can pick from 9 different areas like the Lexus Club, lower box, bleachers, all you can eat porch & others! GO RANGERS!! 6-0 BABY!! Inside this issue: The Weather Center 2 G-SPOT 3 Head Ref Rundown 4 Scores & Standings 5 Everything Else 6 PICS! 7-9

2 Pg. 2 The Weather Center Well, Three weeks of kickball have come and gone and so has the Mid Season Party!! If you missed out on the party, you are SOO DUMB!! I would like to thank everyone that did make it out; we raised a total of $ for the Hope Center for Autism!! That is AWESOME!! Those guys really appreciate what we do for em, and what they do for the kids is really awesome too!! I ll say this about you Wild West Kickballers There have been a few Tuesday night fort worth kickballers talking some trash about how they party harder and have more fun than Thursday night! After this past Thursday at Poags, then the Mid Season party on Saturday, I think we can EASILY say that Tuesday night ain t got shit on us!! Keep it up so we can keep those guys quiet! The only thing they have that we don t is a few guys that like to sign girl songs on Karaoke. Yeah Bill, you heard me!! Having said all that, I will say this about the party, If you see any of the Wild West Side board members, give them a big ole thank you. They are the ones that do all the work. Most of you know them, but if you don t I Suggest finding them and giving them a big ole hug!! Clint, Bert, Josh, Ali, Shelby, Kelly, Mandy, and Trey. Thanks Guys for all the work yall did to make Saturday happen and to keep it so damn organized!! Well Done!!! That s all I got for today!! Yall want some beer?? The first person to come up to me at Poags on Thursday and tell me why a chicken coop has two doors, I ll buy you a beer!! I m gonna go eat lunch now. It s getting way past my lunchtime!! See yall at the park! Ricardo Leon III

3 Pg. 3 G-Spot Comment box Don t forget to send any comments & shoutouts! It s our anonymous G-SPOT COMMENT BOX, set up at the fields, as well as POAGS each and every week. Come put it in the box! Or you can westsidekickballers@gmail.com I kissed a band guy in Le Freak last night No Croc fighting! We are friendly Crocodiles. If you don t know what color your asshole is, I m about to tell you bitch! El Capitan in the white shorts...what s up!! Steroids? Let s talk beyoutch! Meet me out back! -Army hat! Bandaids Bitches!! XOXOX Eff off Angie Everyone loves my wiener. -Mark M. I think I have a video from last night Oh Nooo Me & Chels Board rules Everyone else drools Wow! Your right outfield has a mouth on her doesn t she? Bahahhahha Dear WAKA, if this league isn t a challenge for you, go play in some other league. Signed, Pretty much everyone I love Ricky! Fuck you Ricky Check out the new DFW.com magazine!!

4 Pg. 4 HEAD REF BERT PARATORE DISSECTS THE RULES HERE EACH WEEK Head Rules Guy WAKA TX RANGER Bases and running: First base fielder knows to use the inside First Base. Outside Optional Base is for the runner. Ditto for runners, you can run through the outside Optional Base OR turn and go the second base safely. Fielders, when making a play at any base (1B, 2B, 3B or Home) fielders MUST make every attempt to lean outside of the baseline. Yes, sometimes the throw is off and it may pull you into the runner s path and this is ok. Both teams need to be aware that both the runner and fielder have equal rights to that space in this scenario. Please just do your best to avoid collisions whenever possible. Kicker s Box: Is a box outlined buy cones 10 feet from the point of the home plate (in line with the third and first base lines) and the top of home plate. The kicker may line up to outside the kicker s box to start, but all kicks must take place in the kicker s box. The area directly in front of the kicker s box is fair territory. The dotted lines in the diagram that represent the kicker s box and are not draw on the field. Strike zone and Strikes: The strike zone extends one foot on either side of the plate and one foot above the plate. And a strike is basically when any part of a pitched ball passes through this zone. Or an attempted kick and miss by the kicker. Fouls are not counted as strikes. More details on what a strike isn t are below in the next section. A Foul is: Any ball touched more than once or stopped by the kicker in the kicker s box (commonly called as a double touch). Any ball kicked on the knee or higher. Any ground ball that touches foul territory prior to first or third base. It is foul once any part of the ball touches foul territory. Any fly ball that first touches the ground in foul territory before or after first or third base. Any ball that is kicked and the kicker s ENTIRE plant foot is outside either the back or sides of the kicker s box. And ball that is kicked and ANY PART of the kicker s plant foot is in front of home plate. A Ball is: Any pitched ball that is not within the strike zone. Any pitched ball that does not roll or touch the ground twice before home plate. Any pitched ball that exceeds one foot (from the bottom of the ball to the ground) when it enters the kicker s box or at any point while passing through the kicker s box before reaching the kicker. Four balls is a walk. This is a social league, but it still has rules. Players and especially captains need to review the rules online at: KICKBALL_OFFICIAL_RULES_2011.pdf Bert

5 Pg. 5 Scores & standings Week 3 Scores Week 3 Standings

6 Pg. 6 Everything Else Week 4 schedule 4/7/2011 6:30 Grenade Free America VS Balls & Dolls Ref: Our Kicks Are Huge Field 1 6:30 Hold My Drink VS Sweep the Legs Ref: Eat My Rubber Field 2 6:30 Menace to Sobriety VS Harry Ballsagna Ref: Suck My Kick Field 3 6:30 Open for pickup games/practice Field 4 7:30 Kick in a Box VS Our Kicks are Huge Ref: New Name Field 1 7:30 WAKA Me Off VS Eat My Rubber Ref: Down N Dirty Field 2 7:30 Suck My Kick VS TDP Ref: Harry Ballsagna Field 3 7:30 Pitches Be Crazy VS Ace of 3rd Base Ref: Menace to Sobriety Field 4 8:15 Swift Kick in the Grass VS Opulance Ref: Kick in a Box Field 1 8:15 Down N Dirty VS Sit on My Base Ref: WAKA Me Off Field 2 8:15 Here for the Suds VS TDP Ref: Ace of 3rd Base Field 3 8:15 New Name VS Sofa King Awesome Ref: Pitches Be Crazy Field 4

7 Pg. 7 TX Westside pictures

8 Pg. 8 Want to see more pictures of you & your team? them to westsidekickballers@gmail.com!

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