You can download your script and rehearsal recordings by typing the following into your internet address bar: www.southlandsings.org/debuque Song 1 I m so excited to go to New York! Me too! I can t wait to see the Statue of Liberty. It will be so fun! WE LL SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY CATCH A GAME WITH THE YANKEES RIDE THE SUBWAY SEE A SHOW ROLLER COASTERS AND SO MUCH MORE BIKE IN THE PARK GO TO THE ZOO THERE S SO MUCH WE CAN DO Friends Citizens of FFL Hamber Coca Gummy Bear Bad Guys Giant Fry Zombie Fries Evil Spiderman Askechum Yeleltal Resty Char Char Hero McNuggets Song 2 Why are the lights flickering. There s so much turbulence that I think I m going to urp. October 31, 2018 1
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW DO YOU SEE THOSE STRANGE THINGS A BURGER IS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR WE MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH SOME KIND OF PORTAL We seem to have run into some issue; brace yourselves, we are going down! AAAAHHHHHHHH! All We have landed safely. Please get off the plane now. Where are we? You guys go explore, I ll stay with the plane. Song 3 What is this place? I don t know. Hello, welcome to Fast Food land. It s so greasy. Which is why we call if Fast Food land. Watch out for the French fry monster. He will eat you up. Do you guys live in this city? Coca Hamber Yes Is there anything to eat, other than fast food? October 31, 2018 2
Nope. Hamber WHERE EVERYTHING IS FAST AND GREASY WHERE EVERYTHING IS QUICK AND EASY Song 4 How long have we been in fast food land? ANYTHING YOU WANT YOU CAN HAVE RIGHT AWAY WITH A SIDE OF FRIES KETCHUP AND LOTS OF MAYONAISE WHERE EVERYTHING IS FAST AND GREASY WHERE EVERYTHING IS QUICK AND EASY I think two seconds. It feels like forever. Hey fellow friends Gummy bear Listen, there is a giant fry coming from the north. Yeah, we heard about him. Right now, right behind you. No time for questions, run! (They run and hide and watch the giant fry eat the airpane) Did it just eat the plane? I think so. I hope the pilot is OK. I think my pants ripped when we were running. Gummy Bear That s because you have been eating seconds. October 31, 2018 3
Here comes the Giant Fry! Giant Fry and Zombie Fries I M HUNGRY I M HUNGRY I M GOING TO EAT YOU PEOPLE SEE ME AND THEY SCREAM PEOPLE SEE ME AND THEY SCREAM I M GRUMPY WHEN I M HUNGRY I WANT TO EAT YOU SO WHAT YOU GONNA TO DO SO WHAT YA GONNA TO DO SO WHAT YA GONNA TO DO ABOUT IT? ABOUT IT? ABOUT IT? Song 5 The fry is evolving, he s getting bigger and bigger, now he s as big as a tower. He s not a fry, he s a mega fry! I am going to make some more zombie fries! Hello we are going to eat your brains. Wait don t eat me or my brain. Fry Zombie fries Time to go baby. Zombie fries Friends and FFL Citizens THERE IS THERE S October 31, 2018 4
Zombie Fries: WE ARE ZOMBIE FRIES WE ARE HERE TO TURN YOU TO ZOMBIES Friends and FFL Citizens THERE IS THERE IS Song 6 Evil spiderman We will help the evil fry turn everyone into Zombie Fries. Then we will rule Fast Food Land. We will have all the fast food to ourselves. It will be delicious! Why do we want to take over? Because that s what villains do. Askechum Char Char Yeleltal Resty Char char WE ARE THE VILLAINS THE NASTY, NASTY VILLAINS WE WILL DEVOUR YOUR WHOLE TOWN WE WILL MAKE EVERYBODY DEAD MEAT WE WILL EAT EVERYTHING IN FAST FOOD LAND WE WILL DEVOUR ALL THE BURGERS WE ARE THE VILLAINS THE NASTY, NASTY VILLAINS WE WILL DEVOUR YOUR WHOLE TOWN October 31, 2018 5
Song 7 (Enter McDonald and his McNuggets) I m Mac Donald I m here to save the day! Mc Nuggets And we are the mc nuggets, we protect the city. Yay! Nooooooooo Friends and Citizens of FFL Evil guys Zombie Fry Well I am here to ruin the day, so back off buddy. Not so fast giant French fry! and the McNuggets I M RONALD MC DONALD WITH MY SUPER MC NUGGETS MY SUPER MC NUGGETS WILL FIGHT THE GIANT FRENCH FRY WITH MY MAGIC KETCHUP I WILL SQUIRT THEM AND TURN THEM INTO GOOD GUYS I M RONALD MC DONALD WITH MY SUPER MC NUGGETS MY SUPER MC NUGGETS WILL FIGHT THE GIANT FRENCH FRY WITH MY MAGIC KETCHUP I WILL SQUIRT THEM AND TURN THEM INTO GOOD GUYS Then together we can fight the zombie French fries. Song 8 This magic ketchup will change everyone back. (He squirts the ketchup) Attack, take that big fry! Nuggets October 31, 2018 6
Don t do it! Take that! (He squirts the ketchup) (They all change back) We are good again! We are no longer mean. Fry Good fries I m so glad Fast Food Land is safe, thank you. Any chance you can help us get back home? Why yes, I have my corporate jet from McDonalds and my pilot can take you anywhere you like. Let s go home! All friends ALL IS GOOD AGAIN, HEY WE HAVE SAVED THE DAY, HEY NOW WE RE GOING HOME WE LL SEE OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND JUMP FOR JOY BECAUSE WE RE SAFE IT TURNED OUT TO BE A HAPPY DAY, HEY October 31, 2018 7