SIESTA VILLAGER Issue: 03/13/2017

SIESTA VILLAGER Issue: 03/13/2017 SCHEDULE: 7:00 Dominoes FL 7:00 Texas Hold em HW 7:00-9:00 Blue Grass Jam-AP Monday 03-13-17 Thursday 03-16-17 9:00 Social Club Meeting VH 9:00 Shuffleboard 8:00 12:00 Treasure Hut-Closed during 9am Meeting 10:00 Sewing time CR 10:00 Women s Pool 10:00-11:00 AM Bible Study-HW 10:00 Use of Woodshop - WS 10:30 Shuffleboard 12:00-1pm JAM SESSION Lunch VH 1:00-3:00 Jam session VH 1:00 Quilting CR 1:00 Woodshop WS 1:30-3:00rProduce Truck 2:00 Table Tennis AP 1:00 Use of Woodshop - WS 7:00 Bingo - AP 2:00 Table Tennis - AP 7:00 Mixed Pool (Jan & Feb Only) 5:30 Potluck Supper - VH Friday 03-17-17 6:30 9 Ball Pool 8:30 Bone Strengthening-VH 6:45 Bridge - FL 9:00-11 AM Friendly Shuffle 6:45 Cards and Games - VH 9:30 Beginning Painting CR Tuesday 03-14-17 10:00 Termites (Woodcarving) AP 7:00 Men s Golf - Executive Course 7:45 Women s Golf - Executive Course 12:45 Bowling - Pins & Cues/Weslaco 8:30 Bone Strengthening-VH 1:00 Mahjong FL 9:00 Shuffleboard 2:00 Aquatic Exercise 1:00 Woodshop WS Saturday 03-18-17 9:00 Shuffleboard 3:00-4:30 Women s Social Club-AP 6:30 8 Ball 6:45 500 FL 3:00-4:30 Women s Social Club-AP 7:00 Poker-HW Sunday 03-19-17 7:00 Pegs and Jokers VH 9:00 Worship Service - VH Wednesday 03-15-17 9:00 Ceramics - CR 9:00 Shuffleboard 7:00 Table Tennis AP 9:30 Women s Pool Legend: 8:00 12:00 Treasure Hut 956-968-8774. HW - Harry Walker Bldg. 10:00-11:00 Copy Time - Office AP - All Purpose Room ML - Memorial Library 1:00 Art for Fun CR CR - Craft Room VH - Village Hall 1:00 Woodshop WS FL - Fireplace Lounge WS Workshop 6:30 Hoss Collar

THIS WEEK It s pizza time again at Peter Piper Pizza. Wed., MARCH 15, at 11:30 a.m. Sign up sheet is on the clipboards in the hall. We will celebrate MARCH and SEPTEMBER Birthdays and Anniversaries. If your birthday or anniversary is in these months, please bring a 9 x 15 cake, cut into 15 pieces. Mark the sheet who is having the birthday and how many years if it is your anniversary. Remember your Peter Piper cups for free soda, and don't forget your name tags. The sign up clip board will be taken down Tuesday at noon. In Michele's absence, call Karen Greeder if you have questions. 956-532-0430 JAM THURSDAYS 12:00-1PM LUNCH JAM FROM 1:00-3:00 pm. Please join us! Bible study this week will be 930 am-11:00 am in the Harry Walker Building. We will be studying a DVD Series (1 hour) Truth Project from Focus on the Family. Please join us. Lynda Kidd Last day for tickets for the Installation Dinner/Luau. The date is this Wednesday, March 15th. If you have a tan ticket, check the date. Some of last year's date got printed. It is NOT March 18, 2016. The tickets will be honored just like the others, so no exchange is necessary. Social at 5:00...Installation at 5:30...Brisket dinner at 6:00...Dance with "The Castaway" at 7:00. A clipboard will be sent around today for 10 servers, people to help set up tables Wednesday morning and take down after the dance is over. If there is any leftover brisket, it will be sold after the dinner. Come prepared for the 50/25-25. Aloha! Andrea's famous "bead game" will make an appearance at the Luau. Beads will be sold for the game and the winner will receive 25% of the intake. The rest will go into the Pool Fund. Bring some extra funds and join in the fun while helping the pool along as well.

Ladies Salad Luncheon/Style Show March 17, 2017 set up 11:45 a.m. Lunch 12:00 p.m. (different time and date from what is on the calendar) Price of admission: a salad to share Bring your own table service Coffee an Iced Tea available If you are attending your first salad luncheon, you may come as our guest; no need to bring a salad, just your own table service. This should be a lot of fun. Our models will be wearing clothes from Wells of Weslaco, Lionel s of Weslaco, and Bec s of Mc Allen. Will have door prizes as well. See you there! SATURDAY, MARCH 18, 2017 7:30-9:00 AM BREAKFAST FOR EVERYONE..FRENCH TOAST & SCRAMBLED EGG BREAKFAST hosted by the Men s Club PRICE $5.00 CHOICE OF Bacon or Sausage All you can eat of the best French Toast, along with scrambled eggs with ham and cheese, syrup, cherry topping, jam, apple sauce, coffee, hot water for your tea, and milk. BYOTS (bring your own table service) sign up sheet will be passed around at the meeting Monday, Martch 6 th and 13 th, and posted on the bulletin board, Please sign up by Tuesday, March 14 th or call 608-604-6466 Jim Husnik Hobby Show is coming! Sunday, March 19th, from 1 to 4 pm Cookies, coffee & tea will be served. This show is for the purpose of displaying any craft or hobby items you have made and we look forward to seeing all the works all our talented SRV'ers have made. Please contact Burt Brown at 816-517-1265 to request the space you need to show off your work.

ANNOUNCEMENTS If anyone has a small wheel chair or a shower chair they would like to donate to the Hut, we would be very grateful. CORPORATE CORNER: WiFi is now available in the Library and the Main Hall. The password for you to connect is March1977. You must use a capitol M to connect. *********** Siesta Village Social Board Please Note: Nominations are open for the Position of 2nd Vice President for the Siesta Village Social Board, there is a Nomination Form posted on the Bulletin Board in the Main Hall. Nominations will close on Monday March 13 *********** LOTTERY DRAWING FOR POOL FUNDING BONDS On Monday, March 13th, we will be holding the lottery drawing for the five individuals who will be purchasing the bonds for the pool. This drawing will be held after the social board meeting. To make this a fun, INTERACTIVE, event for everyone, we are going to be playing a game to guess which number will be the last number drawn. The game is called Last Man Standing or if you want to be politically correct, Last Person Standing. We have 21 individuals interested in purchasing the bonds. These 21 individuals or their representative, will be standing up front with their corresponding number. As the beginning numbers are drawn out, the person will sit down. The last five numbers drawn will be our bond purchasers. And the last number drawn will be the winning number for the Last Man Standing game. Tickets to play the game will be $10. You can buy as many tickets as you want. You will write you name on a board under the number you think will be the last number drawn. People can put their name on any number they select and multiple people can have their name on the same number. You will also be given a slip of paper with the number you selected so you don t forget which number you placed your bet on. The winning number will have a payout of 25% of the amount of money we collect for the game. The individuals who placed their bet on the winning number will divide up the 25% payout. If the last number drawn has no name on the board, no payout will be made! We want to raise money for the pool with this event! We want to have fun with the lottery draw! So remember to bring extra money on Monday morning to be a part of this fun event. The Pool Funding Committee *********** SIESTA VILLAGE TERMITES We are a group of wood carvers that meet Friday mornings in the All Purpose Room from 10:00-12:00. Anyone interested in carving or just seeing what we do is more than welcome. Ring your own projects to work on or we can start you off on a small project. We have two excellent instructors to help Dave Hodson and Jim Thalacker. Please come and join us. *********** FROM SIESTA VILLAGE OFFICE Office hours: 7-12 1-3 Monday through Friday. The assessment fee and shareholder fee are ready to be paid. You have until January 31, 2017 to pay them. If not paid by January 31, 2017 there will be a penalty add on. Copy day is on Wednesday each week unless holiday. Welcome Back Enjoy your season. Rita M Phelps, Manager

*** Karaoke *** The Karaoke Social Hour will not be happening on Wednesday March 15 since many of our participants will be busy making preparations for the Luau event that will begin at 5pm on that day. See y'all on March 29th! SHRINERS HELP KIDS!! On behalf of El Kahir Shrine, thank you for your participation in collecting can tabs for the Children s Hospitals. A container for th tabs has been place on the table in the Village Hall. Carl Campbell Villager Information: If you have information you would like in the Villager, it needs to be given to me by 9PM the Wed. prior to Monday publication. You may put it in the mailbox at our house, 3031 Palmetto, email to siestavillager@gmail.com or call me at 712-253-0724. We will use the current format for now. Also, if you email, please put whatever it is you want in the Villager in the body of the email, not as an attachment. We will use font Arial size 11. Also, there are times we need to send out an announcement and the best way to reach out seems to be email. So, please make sure I have your updated email address. Remember, access the website: siestaretirementvillage.com and user name is srvresident password is thevillager. (all lower case, no spaces) Linda Glorfield *********** Please note DO NOT RECYCLE GLASS, GARBAGE(ORGANIC WASTE), STYROFOAM, ELECTRONICS AND BATTERIES. We have to be careful and Please break down your cardboard, crush your plastic bottles ( # 1 &2). This allows us to put more into the bins. If we misuse the bins they will be removed by Redfish. Thanks for your help. Corp Board

SPORTS AND GAMES: MEN'S GOLF: 2-28-17 There were twenty two golfers and John Beggs won the long putt and close to the pin on hole seven and nine. Mark Mc Guire and Jon Oerhlien had the low scores with a twenty eight and twenty nine respectively. Do not forget the banquet next Tuesday the 14th. at 11:30 at the Golden Corral. We will continue playing as a group thru March. On the twenty eighth we will have a special round Event. Details will be given at the banquet. Jim Major LADIES GOLF: Another beautiful day of ladies golf league, we had 20 ladies for the last day of the tournament. The game of the day was, longest putt on #3. The winners were: Michele Dextra, Shirley Steinmetz, Judy Beggs, Mona Nelson, and Sharon Beard. Birdies were made by - Deb Unrau, Linda Eckert, and Sharon Beard. Chip-ins were made by Linda Bacon and Pat Wautlet. THE PLAYER FOR THE DAY WAS Deb Unrau, with a score of 34. Congratulations! Next week will be our last day of league play. We will play our annual "3-club event" and our awards' luncheon will be at 'Cortino's Italian Restaurant at 12: 30 pm. The luncheon is open to all active and alumni members. Please contact Linda Bacon, if you wish to attend. Enjoy! Winners of the 2017 golf handicap tournament. CHAMPIONSHIP FLIGHT 1.Debbie Unreau 2.Sharon Penner 3.Peggy Schaefer FLIGHT A 1.Betty Rotert 2.Jean Karaba 3.Sharon Beard FLIGHT B 1.Michele Dextras 2.Judy Beggs 3.Shirley Steinmetz CANASTA Dixie Christopherson Sherrill Wright Linda Bacon Judy Aker Michele Dextras Jane Peterson Gilbert Dick Jack Hylton Push Forward

LADIES POOL Ladies Pool: Every lady in the park is welcome to join us on Monday s following the Social Board meeting. It is very social and we will help those who are just starting out. We also play Wednesdays at 9:30. Should you have any questions or are interested in learning, please call Bettie Crowe at 931-261-4984 and she will be glad to teach you 8 ball or 9 ball. We will not do a season long competition like we did this year and it will return next season to it s social atmosphere and again we welcome all ladies. BOWLING 3/3/17 SHARON PENNER WAS THE ONLY PERSON AT BOWLING THAT WON A FREE GAME. THAT IS AWESOME!!!! Dave Greeder had high series and won one money pot. John Polreis had a turkey, and Larry White had a turkey and won two money pots. PEGS AND JOKERS We will be playing Pegs and Jokers on Tuesday night in the Village Hall. Everyone is welcome to come. Bring a game if you have one. If you do-n't know the game and want to learn please come and we will show you. Any questions call Angie Hill 956 246 1237 or e-mail fourft10@gmail.com MAHJONG We will start Mahjong again this season. We will play on Friday at 1:00 pm in the Fireplace Lounge. A few of us started getting together last winter and are anxious to get back into it. Please come out and play. If you don't know the game we will teach you. It is a fun and challenging game. Any questions call Angie Hill 956 246 1237 or e-mail fourft10@gmail.com DOMINOES WINNERS Table 1: Burt Brown, Angie Hill Table 2: Morris Wright, Lorne Hill 500 Winners Lois Gregory Bridge winners 3-6-17 1st: Peggy Respelier 2nd: Shirley Bowen SHUFFLE NEWS Shuffleboard by Helen Lamson Congratulations to our Siesta winners in the In-Park tournament: Jerome Haak and Rigo Ozuna -1st place Winners Chris Christopherson and Elaine St. Hillare Dick Reiter and Sharon Klinkhammer Brian Klinkhammer and Coleen Morrison

1015 Tournament: A special Thank you to all the residents and shufflers who helped make this tournament a success. 59 teams participated in this event (30 expert teams & 29 Amateur teams) Winners from Siesta Village: Scott and Kathy Mitchell Stan Quinn and Helen Lamson Wayne and June Shannon Jerry Burton and Jim Crowe Hoss Collar: We will play on Wed. eve. at 6:30 and Sat. at 9:00 Arrive early and bring your dollar. It is an excellent game for learning how to shoot and placement of disc. Visit the shuffle shack for any new event: There are sign-up sheets for tournaments and help yourself to the schedule for "Friday Friendly". Come and join the fun. HOSS COLLAR Ron Forrest 633 Willie Forrest 603 Chris Christopherson 596