The Lord of the Papers WEEK 4, 2015 Contents: Page 2 Scary Story Page 3 Game Reviews Page 4 Gossip & Survey Page 5 Interviews Page 6 Interviews Continued Page 7 Advice Page 8 Superlatives Page 9 Comic Page 10 Drawing Page 11 Word Search Page 12 Get to know the staff Page 13 Staff Page
The Onion Ring By: Sienna There once was a camp. It was called Shankitunk. This camp wasn t like the other camps. This camp had rings for every cabin. But little did the counselors know there was another ring forged in the fires of the kitchen by Phil. The one ring to rule them all, called the Onion ring. Then some counselors gathered up. Justine, Tommy, Will, Kanye, Kimi and Becca s cabin rose against Phil and the cooks. The fight was epic. Then Will took A spoon and chopped off Phil s finger. The ring fell to the ground as the Spoon shattered. Will picked up the ring. Justine led Will to the firey kitchen it was forged. Will took it for himself instead of destroying it. Later Will got hit with a noodle and fell into the pool, the ring and him was never found again. Until one day a counselor by the name of Josh Was fishing in the pool with his friends Justin, Cameron, and Tristin. They found the ring. They all wanted it so the only way to settle it WAS A EPIC GAME OF 4 SQUARE! Josh won the game and got the onion ring. Then he ate it.
Game Reviews By Madi 4 Square: When it was Rec A, campers decided to play 4-square. There were three games and each of them had very long lines. The rules of the game are pretty simple. The older kids 4- Square was much more intense then the younger kids square. They were yelling and laughing. Safari: At activities time campers played safari. The counselors were running around like crazy and dodging all the kids. It was very chaotic. There was a lot of running involved so the counselors were probably tired at the end. All platoons did really good. Camp Quiz By: Madi & Jack Which counselor has been struck by lightning, TWICE? Which counselor trains dogs? Which counselors foot got ran over by a car? Which counselor was blind in her left eye as a kid?
Gossip By: Jack and Cooper 1. Every night Dalton drives to the sea and swims with his dolphin tribe. 2. Tristin is secretly a cyborg. 3. At night Katie sleeps in the empty fish tank in the lab. 4. Josh is part fish. Camp Survey Best Camp Class Newspaper 12 Swimming 10 Sports & Rec 3 Backpacking 2 Best Camp Counselor Cameron 5 Jimmy 5 Justine 5 Tristin 7 Best Camp Meal Bacon 2 Tacos 3 Cereal 2 Pasta 4 Best Camp Song Linger 5 Mountain Dew 12 Oom Plucky Plucky 9 Bt: Madi and Jack
Interviews: Josh and Tristin Josh Q:How long have you been here? A:6 years Q:How long have you been a life guard? A:3 years Q:What was your favorite camp memory? A: Being in 4 square for a whole rec. Q:Whats your worst fear? A: Probably needles Q:How did you become a lifeguard? A: A long six week class Q:What was the hardest part? A: Deep water back boarding Tristin Q:How long have you been here? A:10 Years Q:Whats the coolest thing you can do? A: The moon serve in 4 square Q:Whats your favorite memory? A: The evening games Q:Whats your worst fear? A: The day I don't come back Q:Whats the weirdest thing you ve done? A: Dumpster diving Q:How long have you been a lifeguard? A:2 Years. By: Cooper Q:What was the hardest part of the swim test? A: The 550 meter swim, you have to swim the length of the pool 12 times. I was exhausted. Q:What is your favorite part of this camp? A: The people.
Interviews Continued Grace By: Madi Q: What is your most embarrassing moment? A:When I was on a swing and it ripped my pants Q: What is your worst habit A:My worst habit is cracking my knuckles Q: What are your talents? A: Weird mouth noises and I think I can talk to horses. Q: Best memory of camp? A: An old counselor carried me over the pirate ball field. Q: How old are you? A: 16 Q: How long have you been here? A: 8 or 9 years Kat Q: What is your most embarrassing moment? A: When I went up for a math award and forgot to bring the award with me when I walked back down. Q: What is your worst habit? A: Eat too much peanut butter Q: What are your talents? A: Throwing shot-put and balancing spoons Q: Best memory of camp? A: When I won both events I did in the Shankitunk Olympics Q: How old are you? A: 17 Q: How long have you been here? A: 9 years
Advice Column By: Sienna Q: What should I do if I don t want to chill out during rest? -Crazy Camper Well crazy camper, you have to lay down. I recommend putting your energy into an AWESOME DRAWING. Q: How do I get good luck after breaking two mirrors in two days? -Superstitious Well superstitious, you should stay away from high places. Also if you have a four leaf clover that would help. Lastly you should probably not think about it too much. Q: How do I tell my friend I m a spider? -Spider Gal You start with a question like, would you still be my friend if I was a spider? You can take it from there. Q: When do I do when I m almost late for a class on the other side of camp? -Normal Camper Well normal camper, what you do is speed walk or run carefully. (Don t trip.) Dalton One More Interview! By: Jack Q: How many years have you spent at camp? A: 7 Years Q: What is your worst habit? A: Chewing cheeks Q:Worst fear? A: Aliens Q: Best thing coming to camp this year? A: Cabin 15
Superlatives Best Hair Kanye & Tristin Best Smile Lauren & Jimmy Best Swimmer Jackie & Josh Best Eyes Grace, Justin Most Athletic Kat & Tommy Best Dancer Becca & Will Loudest JC, Morgana Most Imaginative Cameron, Justine By: Whole Staff
Get to know the staff My name is Sienna, I m 10 and live in Livingston Manor, NY. I love to draw anime characters. Astronomy and paleontology interest me. I am obsessed with Jurassic Park 1, 2, 3, and Jurassic World. My favorite thing to do is ride rollercoaster's. When I grow up I want to be a nurse practitioner or traveling nurse. My name is Madi, I m 10 and live in Cooperstown, NY. I love writing, reading, and camping outside. I went to Arizona once and fell on a cactus. I want to be an author when I grow up, I love African Elephants, and I enjoy soccer very much. Hi, I m Jack. I m 9 and I like playing video games. My favorite animal is a walrus and I want to be a crypto zoologist when I grow up. The best place I ve been to is Mexico and my favorite sport is dodge ball. My name is Cooper, I m 11 and from Harding Township, NJ. When I grow up I want to be the first Marine Biologist to discover the Megaladon is still alive. I take parkour lessons, I play the drums, I ve made my own home movies, and I raise chickens. My name is Kanye, I m 19 and I live in Otego, NY. I m a sophomore at Oneonta State for English and I m working on becoming a young adult fiction writer. I still believe Santa Claus exists, I know Sign Language, I m scared of deer, and I m quite the fan of random facts. Go figure. My name is Becca, I m 19 and live in Walton, NY. I love outer space, I m a movie fanatic, I want to go to Australia to witness the Hypernova. I m studying Spanish and would like to join the Peace Corps while living in Peru. The game Bop-It freaks me out. I hate it.