Ali, Ali Cook - Alastair Cook (to the tune of KC & Sunshine, Give it up) You flew out to India When your country needed you Century on debut, What a find Na na na na na na na na na Ali Ali Cook, Ali Cook, Ali Ali Cook Na na na na na na na na na (contd)
Jimmy Anderson - James Anderson (To the tune of Viva Ronaldo) Jimmy Anderson, Jimmy Anderson, When he makes it swing The Barmy Army sing For Jimmy Anderson
Stuart Broad is our Bowling Lord - Stuart Broad (To the tune of Postman Pat) Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad Is our bowling lord Early in the morning when the day is dawning Broad prepares to be our wicket man Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad and his massive pork sword Early in the test match, bowling at the best bats Everybody knows his bright blond hair All the girls will smile as he starts his run up, maybe, you can never be sure, there be whoosh, smash, bails on the floor Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad, Stuart Broad and his massive pork sword Early in the test match, bowling at the best bats Broady I'm your biggest bowling fan
Convict Colony (To the tune of Yellow Submarine) In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep. So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony" You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
The Aussies love the English The Aussies love the English, you might find it quite strange 'Cos we sent them all down under, with only balls and chains And when they see the English, they always shout and scream But when they had the chance to vote they voted for the Queen! God save your gracious Queen Long live your noble Queen God save your Queen (you're a convict) Send her victorious Happy and glorious Long to reign over you God save your Queen.
Deco's song (to the tune of Lord of the Dance) We sang in the morning at the start of the Test We sang up to lunch then we went and had a rest We came back from lunch then we sang till tea It's fun being in the Barmy Army... (Chorus) Sing sing wherever you may be We are the famous Barmy Army And we'll cheer England on where ever they may be And we'll sing them on to another victory... Now an Ashes summer makes us all so proud It's fun watching England hit the Convicts round the ground We'll sing for our batsmen and our bowlers too Cause they make all our dreams come true... Chorus Now our ticket prices don't seem to be fair But look at our faces do you think we even care We've come in our numbers and were gonna see Another famous Ashes victory... Chorus At the end of this song I hope the message is clear We are the fans that will always come and cheer So thanks everybody for singing with me Cause were all part of the Barmy Army... Chorus
Jerusalem And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among those dark Satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold Bring me my arrows of desire Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land
Joe Root (to the tune of John Denver - Annie's song) One night in Kolkata We met our new hero Got ruined on Vodka And a blue marker pen He made his test debut On a dust bowl in Nagpur Our baby faced batsman It's Super Joe Root
Mark Stoneman - Tune of the Flintsones Stoneman, Rocky Stoneman He's Englands choice to bat with Cookie From the land of Geordies His favourite food's a Greggs pasty
Jonny Bairstow (to the tune of 'Can't take my eyes off you', Andy Williams) Oh Jonny Bairstow you are the love of my life Oh Jonny Bairstow I'd let you shag my wife Oh Jonny Bairstow I want your ginger hair too
Ben Stokes You put the batsmen in, he bowls them out In out, in out, shake it all about You do the Stokey Cokey and you turn around That's what its all about Whoa the Stokey Cokey, Whoa the Stokey Cokey Whoa the Stokey Cokey, Aussie batsmen Out, Out, Out!
Ashes 2017/18