CAMP CEDAR SPRINGS SONG 1. The biscuits at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. One rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine. Oh, I don t want no more of Cedar Springs life. Gee, Mom, I wanna go, but they won t let me go, Gee, Mom, I wanna go h-o-me. 2. The chicken at Camp Cedar Springs, they say is mighty fine. One jumped off the table and started marking time. 3. The bus at Camp Cedar Springs, they say is mighty fine. It goes around the corner and leaves the wheels behind. 4. The bunkbeds at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. My buddy slept in the top one, and ended up in mine. 5. The teachers at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. We get up at seven, and they get up at nine. 6. The water at Camp Cedar Springs, they say is mighty fine. It looks like Coca-Cola, and tastes like turpentine. 7. The cooks at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. But when it s time to serve you, they make you wait in line. 8. The spaghetti at Camp Cedar Springs, they say is mighty fine. It looks like string and water, and tastes like fishing line. 9. The milk at Camp Cedar Springs, they say is mighty fine. It s good for cuts and bruises, it tastes like iodine. 10. The beds at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. But how in the heck would they know, they haven t slept in mine. 11. The counselors at Camp Cedar Springs, they say are mighty fine. They take you out on nature hikes and leave you far behind.
B-A-BAY B-A-Bay, B-E-Bee, B-I-Bitty by, B-O-Bow, Bitty by Bow, B-U-Boo, Bitty by Bow Boo, Boo. C-A-Say, C-E-See, C-I-City Sigh, C-O-Sow, City Sigh Sow, C-U-Sue, City Sigh Sow Sue, Sue. Golly, what a kooky song, who you singin to? We re just singin to ourselves with an A-E-I-O-U. F-A-Fay, F-E-Fee K-A-Kay, K-E-Key L-A-Lay, L-E-Lee Come on kids and sing along, here is all you do: Pick a consonant and sing with an A-E-I-O-U. M-A-May, M-E-Me Just one more before you go, how s it gonna sound? Ev rybody zing the Z for the very last go round. Z-A-Zay
BEAR IN TENNIS SHOES 1. The other day... I met a bear... in tennis shoes... a dandy pair. 2. He looked at me... I looked at him...he sized up me... I sized up him. 3. He said to me... "Why don't you run?.. I see you ain't...got any gun." 4. And so I ran... away from there... but right behind... me came that bear. 5. Ahead of me... I saw a tree... a great big tree... oh gracious me. 6. The only branch... was 10 feet up... I'd have to jump... and trust my luck. 7. And so I jumped... into the air... But I missed that branch... away up there. 8. Now don't you fret... now don't you frown... Cuz I caught that branch...on my way back down. 9. The moral is... no shocking news...don't talk to bears... in tennis shoes. 10. That's all there is... there ain't no more... unless I meet... that bear once more. 11. The end, the end... the end, the end... the end, the end...the end, the end...
I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS I love the mountains, I love the rolling hills, I love the flowers, I love the daffodils, I love the fireside when all the lights are low Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, Boom dee-ah-dah, I love salami, I love bologna, too, I love spaghetti, I love an old gym shoe, I love Camp Cedar Springs food, it really tastes so good, Alka Seltzer, Broma seltzer, Pepto Bismal, too, doo doo doo Alka Seltzer, Broma seltzer, Pepto Bismal, too, doo doo doo (Coda): Boom di-dah-dee boom boom, boom boom! MY AUNT CAME BACK Oh, my aunt came back From Honalu And she brought with her a wooden shoe Oh my aunt came back from Old Japan And she brought with her a waving fan Old Algiers - - pair of shears Guadalupe - hula hoop New York Fair - - rocking chair Old Belgium - - bubble gum City Zoo - - monkey like you!
MY BONNIE My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me. Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me Bring back, bring back, Oh bring back my Bonnie to me, to me MY NAME IS JOE Hey ** My name is Joe ** And I work * in * a button factory, I ve got a wife and a dog and a family, One day ** my boss came up to me and said, Hey, Joe ** are you busy? I said No ** He said * Turn the button with your 1. left hand 2. right hand 3. left foot 4. right foot 5. rear 6. tongue
PIZZA HUT Pizza Hut, KFC, McDonald s Burger King, Dairy Queen, I-HOP Round Table, Jack-in-the-Box, Skipper s Krispy Kreme, Las Margarita s, Ivar s Taco Time, Cinnabon, Starbucks ONE BOTTLE OF POP 1. One bottle of pop, two bottles of pop, Three bottles of pop, four bottles of pop, Five bottles of pop, six bottles of pop, Seven bottles of pop, pop! 2. Don t throw your junk in my backyard, My backyard, my backyard, Don t throw your junk in my backyard, My backyard s full! 3. Fish and chips and vinegar, Vinegar, vinegar, Fish and chips and vinegar, Pepper, pepper, pepper, salt!
ONCE AN AUSTRIAN Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high, When along came a CUCKOO BIRD interrupting his cry. Refrain: Oh-lee-ah, Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high, When along came TWO CUCKOO BIRDS interrupting his cry. Oh-lee-ah, Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high, When along came a SKIER interrupting his cry. Oh-lee-ah, Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO SWISH Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO SWISH Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh-lee-ah- CUCKOO CUCKOO SWISH Oh-lee-ah-key-key-ah, Oh Once an Austrian went yodeling on a mountain so high, When along came an AVALANCHE interrupting his cry AVALANCHE RUMBLE RUMBLE (roll arms) GRIZZLY BEAR Grrrr (growly face, claw hands) KING KONG GRRRRR! (big sound, claw hands high above head) AMBULANCE Woo-Woo (spin finger in the air like a siren spins) COWBOY Yahoo (crack whip/pump fist in air) MR. ROGERS Won t you be my neighbor?
PENGUIN SONG Refrain: Have you ever seen a penguin drinking tea? Take a look at me, a penguin you will see. Penguins Attention! What? Penguins Begin! Okay! 1. Right arm (refrain) 2. Right arm, left arm (refrain) 3. Right arm, left arm, right leg (refrain) 4. Right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg (refrain) 5. Right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, nod your head (refrain) 6. Right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, nod your head, turn around (refrain) 7. Right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, nod your head, turn around, stick out your tongue (refrain Penguins Attention! What? Penguins At Ease! Okay!
VISTA Flea. Flea fly. Flea fly flo. Vista. Cumala, cumala, cumala vista. Oh, no, no, no, not ta vista. Essa meeny sola meeny oowalla walla meeny, Essa meeny sola meeny oowalla wa. Eesh billy oten doten, bobo ba deeten doten, Tsss. Flea. Flea fly. Flea fly mosquito. Oh, no, no, no more mosquitoes. Itchy, itchy, scratchy, scratchy, ooh, I got one down my back-y. Beat that big bad bug with the bug spray. Tsss.