RW: For many of the participants, this is their last chance at getting a world title shot anytime soon.

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1 Downloaded from: justpaste.it/b1d Match Number Four TWILIGHT vs. CURRUPT vs. BRUCE KINGSTON vs. TONY SNYDER vs. LIONEL KINGSTON vs. BIG T vs. JOSH KONNELY vs. NIRVANA Last Spot Battle Royal [Winner Enters World Title Elimination Chamber at No Escape] RW: Get ready for some exciting battle royal action, ladies and gentlemen. JC: We've got eight guys all looking to nab that final spot in the chamber at No Escape. RW: For many of the participants, this is their last chance at getting a world title shot anytime soon. JC: And these kinds of matches are so unpredictable. You just never know who's going to walk out the winner. RW: And with that, let's take you to the ring where all the action will literally spill out! The camera cuts to Robyn in the ring. Robyn: The next match is the Last Spot Battle Royal. In this match all participants must try to eliminate one another by throwing them over the top rope and have both feet touching the floor. The last man standing in the ring will earn the final spot in the World Title Elimination Chamber match at No Escape! The fans cheer, but those cheers quickly turn into boos as "I Made It" by Kevin Rudolf starts to play. Tony Snyder steps behind the curtain and struts to the ring making eyes at all the beautiful women in the crowd. They boos him severely, but he looks more interested in getting digits than getting fan approval. Robyn: Here are the participants! First, from Baltimore, Maryland and weighing in at 177 pounds, "The Prodigy"...TONY SNYDER! Once in the ring he poses on the corner in a Randy Orton-style pose. He knows he is better than everyone else and isn't afraid to show it as he grins at his "fans". RW: Snyder, part of the Dangerous Alliance group that has infected SFT the past couple weeks, is looking to make a big statement by winning a world title shot so early in his career. JC: Early is right! If he ends up winning this match, and then wins the chamber match, he'll be the youngest SFT World Heavyweight Champion ever! RW: That's a tall order for anyone, not just Snyder. Snyder's music fades and is replaced with "Tom Sawyer" by Rush. Out steps Bruce Kingston, again to boos. Kingston goes over to the fans and shakes a few hands along the way to the ring.

2 Robyn: From Hollywood, California and weighing in at 245 pounds, the self proclaimed "World's Toughest Scientologist"...BRUCE KINGSTON! Kingston walks up the steps, waves to the fans while still having a goofy grin on his face, and steps through the ropes. His music fades and he walks over to Snyder looking for a handshake. He doesn't get one. Instead Snyder slaps his hand away. Bruce shrugs, goes to referee Austin Jolley and shakes his hand. He reluctantly accepts. JC: YEAH BRUCE! Win one for Scientology! RW: Not THIS again... JC: Yes Randy, THIS again. Bruce Kingston, along with Brice, are helping make SFT a better place to be one match at a time. Their words bring people hope. They bring purpose. They- RW: They bring me headaches every single week. JC: Someday you'll see the error of your ways. Sin City by tavern slander plays as the strike-tron fills up with rain. With a few flashes from the light above the stage, Currupt along with Marv come out onto the stage. Both men look at each other. Currupt walks down the rampway heading to the ring. Robyn: From Las Vegas, Nevada and weighing in at 290 pounds, he is "the man called Sin"...CURRUPT! He stops, looks up and then reaches for the top rope. CURRUPT pulls his six foot seven frame up onto the apron. Climbing over the top rope, Marv goes to remove his lethal jacket. The music fades as Currupt looks over at both Bruce and Tony ready to kick some ass. RW: The current SFT Hardcore champion, Currupt is undefeated at the moment. He'll be someone to keep an eye on during this match. JC: No doubt Randy. This man is a beast, and he'll plow through just about anyone to get what he wants. That sounds like world champion material to me. The StrikeTron is overcome with images of rotting corpses, dead people and acts of war. The images cycle until they fix upon an image of Nirvana's crimson skull mask. The crowd cheers like crazy as the arena goes dark blue and Nirvana steps out from the ring curtain. Above him the StrikeTron flashes. EMBRACE NIRVANA

3 Nirvana smirks and makes his way to the ring. Robyn: From Parts Unknown and weighing in at 234 pounds, he is "The LORD of SFT"...NIRVANA! Nirvana walks over to the ring steps. He walks up them and steps inside the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, takes off his crown and bows to the fans before handing his crown over to a ringside worker. When his music dies down he leans against a turnbuckle and patiently waits for the match to start. Currupt lunges towards Nirvana, but Austin puts a stop and tells him to wait until the match. Nirvana just smirks and waves Currupt off. RW: Boy, Currupt's ready to go here. JC: Yeah, well he needs to learn to be more patient. He'll get his chance soon. And currently Nirvana is the only man in the ring who is a former world heavyweight champion. RW: That's going to change soon enough. Basketcase by Greenday hits as Twilight steps behind the curtain and slowly walks to the ring. Robyn: From Augusta, Georgia and weighing in at 190 pounds...twilight! Twilight rolls into the ring and leans against the ropes. He keeps an eye on the other four men in the ring while sticking to his own spot in the ring. RW: And there's Twilight, a loyal SFT member with many accolades. JC: Speaking of Twilight, SFT's personal correspondent Mr. Fluffy made him wrestler of the week last week. Did you know that he won the SFT tag titles only a few weeks into his career? You can find out all that and more when you tune in to Fluff's Stuff every Saturday! RW: You're such a whore. JC: It pays well, Randy. It pays well. Twilight's music fades and a loud pop is heard. The lights in the arena go completely out leaving everybody in total darkness. The StrikeTron lights up with two quarters falling on a table. Once the quarters stop rolling around the beginning of the song "No Love" by Eminem featuring Lil Wayne begins to play. First just the slow beat begins to play with some words spoken every so often. "Love... Love..." "Love... Love... Love..."

4 "Don't Hurt Me... Don't Hurt Me... No More... No More..." "Love... Love... Love..." The sound of a tape rewinding fast is heard and just then red and gold pyro shoots off from the top of the ramp staging. "The Icon" "The Legend" Big T makes his way through the curtain from backstage. Multiple colored lights flash throughout the arena. And the song continues as Big T slowly walks down the ramp ignoring the fans like they do not exist. Robyn: From East Wareham, Massachusetts and weighing in at 240 pounds, he is "The Icon", "The Legend"...BIG T! Big T walks up the cold steel stairs, steps through the ropes, and enters the ring. He climbs up to the top rope and once he has his balance he stands straight up and raises an arm up nodding his head to the beat of the song. He then jumps off the top rope and lands on the mat. The music fades out. T cracks his wrists and makes passing glances at the other competitors. A small "Big T" chant be heard in the distance. RW: And now we have Big T, a man who's been on a bit of a downward path these past couple weeks. JC: He's sliding down the mountain, and if he wants to get back up he NEEDS to win this battle royal. But look at all the competitors in the ring. And there's still more coming! RW: Big T will fight to the very end. That's been his M.O. from the start. The lights flicker and then go out as "Warrior" by Disturbed blares through the arena. A red glow illuminates the stage area, and two rockets of pyro fly from the far side of the arena to explode on the stage. Josh Konnely steps out into the smoke left by the exploding pyro, and raises his arms as the crowd boos. He is wearing an unzipped red hoodie with the hood up. Josh marches down the aisle, his hands clenched into fists. Robyn: From Bridgeport, Connecticut and weighing in at 191 pounds...josh KONNELY! Konnely runs up the steps, walks to the center of the apron, and climbs through the ropes into the ring. Going to the opposite corner, he steps onto the second rope, glaring out into the booing crowd. Josh raises both arms, his four fingers of each hand pressed together on the top of his thumbs to resemble snake heads. He steps down out of the corner and shoves past everyone else in the ring before leaning against the ropes. RW: Konnely looks ready to go, and you know he wants to represent War and Famine in the chamber match. JC: We've got a good mix of wrestlers in this match. Old and new, high fliers and brawlers, little guys and big guys. It's great. RW: But the biggest is yet to come. Sure enough, as Konnely's music fades. The "Jumanji" theme starts playing as Lion walks out, bearing his chest and staring proudly into the horizon. As he walks down to the ring a loud Lion's roar is heard. His walk is staggered and timid, as if stalking prey.

5 Robyn: And finally, from unknown parts of South Africa...LIONEL KINGSTON! Lion then climbs onto the apron just by stepping onto it. He then steps over the ropes and into the ring. As his music fades everyone else stares up at the big man and look ready to take him down. RW: I do believe that Lion has a target painted on his back. JC: Please, like he needs to be worried. These guys are like ants to him. He'll stomp on each guy if he has to. RW: Including Bruce? JC: Erm...well, no of course not. His last name is Kingston too. The Kingston brothers have to stick together. RW: They're not brothers. JC: You don't know that. RW: They look nothing alike! JC: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito look nothing alike and THEY'RE brothers. Explain THAT one! RW: Oh good Lord... Robyn shuffles her way past the men and slips out of the ring. Referee Austin exits the ring as well but only to make sure the eliminations are legal. He calls for the bell and it rings signaling the start of the match. RW: Here we go! All eight men migrate themselves to the center of the ring where the punches and kicks fly in all kinds of directions. The crowd eats it up even as the brawl simmers down and the wrestlers start to separate. Snyder, Nirvana and Konnely work together to try and take down Lion, Big T knocks some sense into Bruce Kingston while Twilight and Currupt test each other's strength. Lion, more annoyed than hurt, headbutts Snyder off of him, shoves Nirvana to the ground, and kicks Konnely off of him. Nirvana gets to his feet only to be met with a thunderous clothesline by Lion. RW: And Lion off to a great start by surviving that three on one assault. JC: It's going to take more than that, Randy. All seven men need to work together to bring him down, and quite frankly I don't picture that happening. T kicks Kingston in the gut, grabs an arm and suplexes him down. He then hops up on the middle turnbuckle pad and drops a knee on his chest. Currupt manhandles Twilight and pushes him into a turnbuckle corner. From there he starts shoulder tackling Twilight's ribs numerous times, an audible growl heard each time.

6 When he finishes he pulls Twilight from the turnbuckle, but Twilight rakes Currupt's eye temporarily blinding him before hitting a running bulldog. RW: Nice move by Twilight to Currupt! JC: But look what's going on with Lion! Kingston (the bigger one) grabs hold of both Nirvana and Josh Konnely and smacks their heads against one another. Snyder leaps on Lion's back and tries to apply a sleeper hold, but Lion will have none of it and he snapmares Tony to the ground. Nirvana and Konnely get back to working together by kicking Lion in the gut at the same time and pushing him against the turnbuckle. Nirvana climbs up mt. Lion and starts throwing a series of punches to the face as the fans count with him. Fans: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7- The count stops at seven as Lion raises an arm and grabs Nirvana by the throat. And like a man with a child Lion tosses Nirvana over the top rope. The "lord" of SFT lands on his back and the ref waves him off. Robyn: Nirvana has been eliminated! RW: Wow! Just like that Nirvana is out of here! JC: It shows just how powerful Lion can be. He'll toss bodies around like they were toys! Konnely doesn't give up yet, and he elbows Lion in the face as hard as he can. Then, before making a mistake, Konnely retreats to fight someone else. Big T is still going after Bruce, but the little Kingston keeps getting back to his feet. He pushes T against the ropes and chops him in the chest a few times before whipping him across the ropes and hitting a picture perfect dropkick that sends T off his feet. Bruce quickly lifts T up and scoop slams him down. Twilight lifts Currupt up and pushes him towards the ropes looking to eliminate him. RW: Twilight almost has Currupt over the top! But Currupt gets an elbow in and stops Twilight in his tracks. He then lifts Twilight up and hits a spinebuster. JC: You were saying? RW: I stand corrected. Konnely goes over to Bruce and helps him gang up on Big T. Konnely and Bruce grab an arm each and double suplex T to the floor. Currupt, noticing Lion not doing anything, goes over to him for a challenge. Snyder notices Twilight on the ground and takes advantage by dropping a leg on him. Konnely and Bruce lift up T and Bruce tells Konnely to run the ropes for a clothesline while he holds him. Josh nods and runs the ropes. He goes for the clothesline, but T ducks and back body drops him over the top and to the floor.

7 Robyn: Josh Konnely has been eliminated! RW: And there goes Konnely! JC: Murphy's not going to be too happy about that. Bruce, shocked that Konnely was eliminated, decides to take matters into his own hands by running towards T with a clothesline of his own, but T ducks down like before. But instead of landing on the ground Bruce lands on the apron. He points a finger at his head to indicate how smart he is. T, noticing this, rolls his eyes and superkicks Bruce off the apron and onto the floor. Robyn: Bruce Kingston has been eliminated! JC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! RW: Game Over, Bruce! Thanks for playing! JC: I...I think I need to lie down. RW: You're staying here and doing your job! JC: Can I at least have a moment of silence for the fallen Bruce Kingston? RW: Nope! And we're down to five men. T cracks his next and looks for his next victim. He spots Snyder working on Twilight and goes over to the two. Meanwhile, Lion and Currupt have themselves a stare down in the center of the ring. The two big men push one another, but Lion is just a tad bit stronger. That doesn't stop Currupt from running the ropes and trying to knock Lion down with a shoulder tackle. One doesn't do it, so he runs the ropes and tries again. Two doesn't do it, so he runs the ropes again for a final time. Instead Lion grabs hold of Currupt and flapjacks him to the ground. He then grabs him by the shoulder and drives him right into the turnbuckle. Currupt holds his wounded shoulder, and before he can react Lion boots Currupt in the face and sends him over the top and to the floor. Robyn: Currupt has been eliminated! RW: Wow! Lion overpowered Currupt and wins by a foot. JC: A big foot at that. RW: Down to the final four.

8 Big T pulls Snyder off of Twilight and stares him eye to eye. Snyder grins and gestures for T to bring it. T most definitely brings it by throwing lefts and rights at Snyder's direction. Tony gets pushed back into the ropes, and T uses this opportunity to lift Snyder up by the leg and try to eliminate him. Instead he gets a poke in the eye for his troubles. T backs away and grabs his eyes only to walk right into Lion. Kingston grabs T from behind and back suplexes him to the mat. Lion gets up and goes over to Snyder looking to toss him out as well, but Twilight makes the save by hitting a running knee across Lion's wide face. Lion leans against the ropes holding his chin. Twilight then grabs Snyder and goes to whip into the turnbuckle, but Snyder reverses and sends Twilight into the turnbuckle instead. Snyder runs forward and clotheslines Twilight, then turns it right into a bulldog of his own. Snyder gets to his feet, lifts up Twilight and goes for a powerbomb, but Twilight counters it into an x-factor that sends Snyder face first on the mat. Twilight rolls back up and Lion comes at him from out of nowhere and clotheslines him over the top. Twilight clings onto the ropes for dear life while Lion kicks away at him. Big T notices Snyder on the floor and waits for him to get up. When he does T stomps his foot and prepares for another superkick, but Snyder ducks it and pushes T into the ropes. Tony hits T with a few knee strikes to the face and gut before trying to toss him over. RW: Lion has Twilight on one end while Snyder has Big T over the other. JC: Snyder could pull off the greatest upset ever! Lion eventually gets bored of Twilight and kicks him one last time before turns to the others. He notices Tony trying his best to eliminate T and marches over. Snyder looks over his shoulder and sees Lion coming his way. He motions for Lion to help him out, but Kingston is his own man and he knife chops Snyder right on the forehead. RW: Oooo...that had to hurt. Lion grabs Snyder and hoists him up high over his head for a gorilla press. He carries Snyder over to the ropes with every intention of throwing him over, but a rejuvenated T comes at Lion from behind and dropkicks him in the back. Lion stumbles forward and drops Snyder right on the top rope. Snyder clings onto it not willing to be tossed out and soon finds himself standing on the apron. Twilight comes over from the other side now and he and T start working together on Lion. RW: This is what they need to do. Work the numbers game on Lion. JC: Didn't you see what happened before? Lion will bat them away. RW: But look! Snyder, seeing what's going on, grabs Lion while he's on the apron and holds his arms back. Big T and Twilight work together to pound the crap out of Lion. T tells Twilight to back up, then dashes forwards and goes for another superkick, but Lion pulls away from Snyder in time and moves out of the way. Snyder gets kicked right in the face and is propelled right into the commentary table. RW: Yikes! Robyn: Tony Snyder has been eliminated

9 JC: Well at least he didn't spill my drink. RW: It was a good effort by Snyder, but it wasn't good enough. Lion grabs T by the neck while he's distracted and pushes him into the ropes looking to throw him over. Twilight, taking a page out of Snyder's book, leaps on top of Lion and pulls at his neck looking to choke him out with a sleeper. Lion, now having fought for awhile, is tried and weakened enough to use the ropes as support, but he squishes T in the process. RW: Poor Big T. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes right now. Tony, seeing that Twilight is on top of Lion grabs hold of the top rope and lowers it down. It drops far down enough that the momentum of Lion in addition to Twilight causes both men to sail over the top and collapse to the floor on top of one another. The crowd goes berserk after seeing it. RW: Wha-what?! JC: Did you see that?! What a move by T! RW: And that was good enough to get him the win! Robyn: Twilight and Lionel Kingston have been eliminated. Your winner...big T! "No Love" starts playing as T steps away from the ropes and holds his hands against his head, relieved that he pulled out the win. Twilight gets up, furious that he got thrown out due to Lion's weight. RW: He used the ropes and Lion's own momentum to toss both him and Twilight out of the ring at the same time. THAT'S a professional. JC: Alright, I'll admit that was pretty smart. But T got more lucky than smart anyway. He was just in the right place at the right time. RW: Sometimes that's all that matters, Johnny. Winner: BIG T via Last Man Remaining