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By Joe Murphy Birds Come First Birthday Boy Tom McEwen Belated best wishes to Tom McEwen of Elphinstone who reached 3 score years and 10 last week. I forgot all about it, as I had intended to have a photo of Tom in last week s paper so I apologise for the delay and hope Tom and Marline and the family had a lovely time together. I have added the photograph this week of Tom holding his good chequer cock, TMAC, a 3 times winner in the national and a Silver Award winner in the SNFC. I have also added 2 photographs at the end of this piece, sent by Sheldon Leonard of The Legend Owen Kirwan and Tommy Gregory of Gregory Brothers, holding I Had a Dream, winner of 1st international hen Barcelona. She was also 5th open in the international race. I m glad to see that we have progressed within the sport now and that our feathered friends now come first and foremost, as their welfare is paramount in continuing in our sport. So I was happy to see that the BICC committee were unanimous in cancelling last weekend's Falaise race due to a very poor weather forecast for the extended period over the weekend. Yes it causes inconvenience to fanciers but it is better to do this than have pigeons sitting in a transporter from Friday to Monday with no hope of a race. I have stressed this for more years than I can remember - the birds must come FIRST at all times. I don t see the point in looking after your pigeons all week (feeding and training them for the race ahead) to be sent away to sit in a basket for days at a time. While going on about the birds coming first I have had a fancier from the Scottish Borders on the phone telling me that he has released some stray Scottish pigeons in the Edinburgh area on a Wednesday when he is in the city trying to help them get home. Unfortunately these pigeons are back in his loft on the Saturday night or Sunday morning having been sent back in the race basket on the previous Friday night. He asks me to inform these people to give their birds a chance and keep them at home for at least a week before putting them in a

race basket. I have advised him that if these birds continue to keep returning to his loft that he should report the birds to the SHU who will contact the owners. However I did thank this fancier for all his efforts in trying to assist these birds in returning home. Feedback I wrote to my friend Rob Glover of Nuneaton to inform him that Kevin had done well with a bird Rob bred for us he wrote back Hi Joe nice to hear from you and I m pleased to find everyone in your family is good. Thanks for letting me know about 12376 and this is good news. I have had 3 races so far this season and was 2nd & 8th club on my 1st race but not much in the last 2 races but it is a good club sending about 400 birds so competition is good. In my local club in the first 2 races I have won both with a ½ sister to your hen. She won 2 races last year and I think she was about 17th in the race between 2 feds (both races from Portland only about 145 miles to me but she did well). I have still got 4 of the birds you bred for me and they are going to have a real go at the channel this year, but to be fair, I have decided to send in numbers in the Midland National this year as I have a big team of racers (cocks & hens) and about 35 of these are yearlings. I had a good young bird season last year and ended up topping the federation in the last race and I won 5 x 2nd in the other 2 races I was lucky in the fact that I usually had a few drop together from these races. Hope you and Kevin have a good season and thanks for letting me know about the hen yours Rob. Results Angus Federation The convoy of 1068 were liberated at Ridsdale at 08-00 hours into a south east wind with Forfar club taking all the 20 positions on the result. David Liddle is 1st with a 2 year old winning on 1561 velocity; David is also 7th 9th 10 & 12th federation. Dave Glen is 2nd 8th & 19th federation with Macaulay Ferguson & Curran in 3rd 13th & 15th positions. Ian Scott is 5th & 6th with Eric Galloway is 11th with Bob Baldie timing 4 birds to win 16th 17th 18th & 20th federation. East Section winners are as follows: Les McKay of Inchcape is 1st 2nd & 9th section with Kevin J Murphy is 3rd section with D & D Hay of Gourdon in 4th 5th & 8th section J & J Leven are 6th with Chick and Ann Carrie of Inchcape are 7th and the last position of 10th section goes to Charlie Cameron Club Winners are as follows: Forfar 501 birds winner David Liddle; Montrose, 69 birdage winner J & J Leven; Arbroath 142 birds winner Kevin J Murphy; Inchcape 125 birds winner L McKay; Gourdon 62 birds winner D & D Hay; Letham 169 birds winner J Anderson. Arbroath RPC News from Kevin who writes 4 members sent 142 birds to Ridsdale on 2nd May 2015 liberated at 08-00am into a light east wind the winner for the 2nd week in a row is Kevin J Murphy with the same chequer pied hen bred by Lumsden & Colligan of Stoneyburn who won last week. This week she was starting to pair up to her mate and was in excellent condition and won the race by 7 minutes. Second is Charlie Cameron with a 2 year old blue cock. His sire is a Leon Messiaen stock bird while his dam is Little Dorrie winner of 2nd section C 3rd open SNFC Gold Cup race from Alencon in 2010. 3 rd club is Bill Dorward with a yearling from an Eddie Mann cock mated to a Tom and Scott McEwen hen bred from Petite Rose

their SNFC 1st open Tours winner. Four is A & A Shepherd with a GB rung yearling. Ayrshire Federation News from Mark Findlay who writes; Hi Joe, the majority of Ayrshire Federation voted to fly the East route for season 2015 and it was also decided that we would have two training tosses from Carnwath on the Saturday and Sunday afternoons the week prior to the first race of the season. This proved to be a big success with most members reporting good returns so with this in mind the first race of 2015 took place on Sunday 26th of April from Stobs Camp. The way the weather had been in the run up it was predicted we would get off to a good start. Unfortunately with the cold snap returning prior to the race it was a real tough shift. The 2007 birds were liberated at 08.00 am into a light but cold west to North West wind. It was left to two of the most senior members of the federation to lead the way. Topping the fed on 1093 is Walter Dunlop of Mauchline and District HS his winning pigeon was gifted to him by good friend Geordie Slaven from his Vandenabeele bloodlines and congratulations Walter on a great start to your season. A very close 2nd & 3rd on velocities of 1088 & 1086 is one of the federation s most senior members Geordie Morrison of Annbank & District. Great, George, well done! Although conditions were tough most reported decent returns and a big thanks to our race controller for season 2015 Derek McCullen who had the difficult decisions to make trying to get us a race in these conditions. Well that's the first one in Joe let s hope we get warmer weather soon all the best and many thanks for adding us to your column yours Mark Findlay. Ardeer HS James O Hare writes Hi Joe, for our second race of the season from Otterburn flown on the 2nd of May the strings were cut at 09-00am and the 2523 birds made the journey home in a south to south east wind and a fast race was on the cards. 8 Ardeer members sent 108 birds which is roughly 104 miles to Otterburn and taking 1st & 2nd place is Jim Stirrat on a velocity 1956. The winner is a mealy cock and was flying spare and the 2nd placed bird was a hen sitting eggs. These pigeons are nest mates and the sire of the birds was bought at Doncaster show and is a son of a SNFC national winner for McAndrew and Dow of Crossgates in Fife. The dam is 100 % Gareth Rankin of Larkhall definitely a pair to look out for at the distance as well as sprint races well done Jim on winning the race. 3rd was the partnership of J & S O Hare who timed a yearling blue cock that won the race the week before he was sent natural and sitting on eggs and is a Staff Van Reet bred from Mark Caudwell birds down from Apachie. He also won the 3 bird club and was 3rd this week in the 3 bird club and has now been named Tyson Gay the sprinter, cheers Joe yours Jim. Almond Valley Federation News from Colin Bain of Balerno who writes Hi Joe, not so good this week only 27 birds timed in race time. We were at Sedgefield this week with 7 members sending 154 pigeons. Liberated into a south east wind at 07-45 hours the red card goes to Douglas Bald with a 3 year old blue chequer cock with a velocity of 1681, he is a Moger Busschaert crossed David Reed Vandenabeele sitting 3 days on eggs. Yours truly was 2nd and 3rd with a blue chequer 2 year old cock sitting 7 days on eggs he is

from the stock loft Ellis crossed Biss bloodlines and he was doing a velocity of 1668. My next bird was a 2 year old chequer pied cock on 1576 he was sitting 14 days on eggs and is a Cormac crossed Donaldson, many thanks once again, Joe, and best wishes, yours Colin. Central Federation News from Bernie Britton who writes Hi Joe the federation were at Appleby on 2nd May with 6 members sending 245 birds liberated at 08-45 hours into a south east wind. John McNeill takes the 1st x 4 places in the club. His winner is a red yearling hen flown on roundabout her sire and dam is ½brother and sister pairing from a daughter of Jock King s good hen Mary who won 11 times from 500 miles when paired to a John Frood of Lanark Van Der Wegan cock. The 2nd bird is a 2 year old blue pied cock sent feeding 2 big young birds and sitting 4 days on eggs. He is a grandson of Sanny s Memory. 3rd bird is a 2 year old blue bar cock send feeding 2 big young birds and sitting 5 day s on eggs. He is a son of 2nd open SNFC Messac winner. Many thanks Joe for all your help yours Bernie. East of Scotland Federation News from Tam McEwen on the Tow Law race flown on 2nd May with the convoy liberated at 08-00am into a light south east wind. Topping the federation and also taking 6th & 7th positions is Brian Lavery of Prestonpans who had a great race, his club mate John Bird is there once again in 2nd spot with Tom Waddell of the same club winning 3rd 4th & 9th federation - a great result by this Prestonpans trio. Jim McNeil of Tranent has a good bird in 5th place with new member Keith Howie of Prestonpans keeping up the good work in 8th place. May I take this opportunity to welcome another new member John Baillie of Tranent (John previously lived at Loanhead in Midlothian) and is a welcome addition to the East of Scotland federation. Completing the top ten is Ian Spider Rowley of Gladsmuir with another exceptional pigeon. Prestonpans HS This week s winner is Brian Lavery with a yearling blue cock on 1803. His breeding is Tony Young of Danderhall, John Bird is 2nd with a yearling blue hen on 1792 she bred down from Frans Laereman of Belgium bloodlines. This hen won 1st open Newark as a youngster last year and is a great addition to John s race team. Third spot goes to Tom Waddell with a 2 year old blue cock on 1775. He is bred down from Kevin Lawson bloodlines. That s it for another week Joe all the best yours Tom. Fife Federation Dunfermline news from David Kennedy who writes Hi Joe we had 8 members sending 224 birds to Alnwick and winning for the 2nd week in a row is Frank Mitchell with his winner doing a velocity of 1830 ypm. This was a yearling roundabout hen that is bred from a grandson of Jock Traill s 1st open SNFC Niort winner Traill s Spark when he was paired to Nancy winner of 1st open SNFC Nantes for Jock - as you know, Joe, good Scottish distance bloodlines. In 2nd place for the 2nd week in a row is Walker & David Kennedy doing a velocity of 1827 ypm. We timed a 2 year old widowhood cock as a matter of interest this cock was also 2nd club last week from Berwick however this week he wins the club nomination for the two races. He s bred off a Louella Vanderhee cock when paired to a George Atkinson Van Hove hen. In 3rd place is Frank Mitchell with a velocity of 1818 ypm he timed a yearling late bred cock also

flying roundabout. His sire is a son of Bruce McKenzie s 1st open SNRPC young bird national winner. Well that s all for this week, Joe. Yours in sport, David. Kennoway HS news from Jocky Scott who writes; Hi Joe, from the Berwick race Brian Chalmers takes the 1st x 3 places, his winner is a 3 year old roundabout cock who topped the Fife federation as a youngster and was also 2nd federation in the same year. He is the sire of the pigeon that was 2nd in the Scottish One Loft Race and contains the Burgham s Badge line and the dam of the winner was 4th open SNFC Newbury. The 2nd bird is a 2 year old roundabout cock who won as a yearling his sire was bred by Alfie Hawthorne from Newcastle while his dam was bred by Brian s good friends Scammell & Pepleo from Pontypool in South Wales. The 3rd bird was a yearling roundabout cock who as a youngster won 4th club Kelso; 8th club Alnwick and 2nd club Sedgefield to then get hawked and stopped. He is a full brother to the cock above who won 2nd place. From the Alnwick race Brian Chalmers takes the 1st x 3 places again this time is winner is a 2 year old roundabout hen she had 1 training toss from Pease Bay and put to the 1st race of the new season. Her sire was bred by Gilmour Brothers of Leven who was times at 23-15 hundreds hours in the pitch dark from Eastbourne. The dam of the winner was bred by Brian s father-in-law, Tam Laing. She won 3 inland SNFC diplomas and twice from the channel going for her silver award. Brian s 2nd pigeon is a 2 year old roundabout cock sire Gilmour Brothers crossed Scammell & Pepleo and the dam is a Gilmour Brothers crossed his 4th open Alencon Cock. The 3rd pigeon was a yearling roundabout cock who was hawked (see above). He is a full brother to the cock that was 2nd Berwick. As a matter of interest this yearling won 3rd club 4th federation from Berwick last year as a young bird. Pentland hills federation & New Lothian R.P.C. News from Andy Millar who writes Hi Joe, we were at Tow Law 2 for our 3rd old bird race a distance of 88 to 100 miles to most lofts. This was flown on Saturday 2nd May liberated at 08-00 am into a south east wind, 15 clubs sent 3634 birds and taking the number 1 spot is B Murray of Loanhead with a 3 year old widowhood cock doing a velocity of 1869. This pigeon is from Harry Harper from Dunbar stock, when Harry finished up with the birds Brian purchased most of his principle pigeons and as a matter of interest this cock is a previous 1st prize winner. Winning 1st New Lothian and 2nd federation is Willie Hume from Gilmerton, who timed a 4 year old cock flying roundabout. The sire is a Grondelaers bred by R Hume & Son from Amble, the dam is a Flor Engels bred by Douglas & Summers from Chevington near Gateshead. Bonnyrigg J Dewar in 3rd place A W Robertson of Gilmerton is 4th & 5th with J Lamb of Edinburgh West in 6th spot. Willie Kinnear & son Barry of Danderhall are 7th & 9th with J Pryde of Easthouses in 8th place making up the top ten is Ronnie Bremner of Sighthill club. This was a fast race with most lofts having good returns although it seems a few had to work in later on in the day, possibly due to going over the top, which often happens when you get south easterly winds kindest regards Andy.

Club Winners are as follows; Loanhead 428 birds; 1st & 2nd Murray 3rd Cherrie Danderhall 512 birds; 1st Hume Senior 2nd & 3rd Kinnear Bonnyrigg 191 birds: 1st J Dewar 2nd & 3rd W Dewar Gilmerton 192 birds; 1st 2nd & 3rd A W Robertson Edinburgh West 171 birds; 1st Lamb; 2nd McCaig 3rd C Bennett Easthouses 388 birds; 1st J Pryde 2nd & 3rd W Pryde & Son Sighthill 215 birds; 1st& 2nd Bremner 3rd Miller Woodburn 161 birds: 1st Lapinski 2nd Allan 3rd Brown & Black Castlebrae 176 birds; 1st L Mitchell, 2nd A Mitchell 3rd Willis Rosewell 86 birds: 1st Hush 2nd Cunningham & Ness 3rd P C McGregor Edinburgh Premier 320 birds; 1st McFarlane 2nd Hutton 3rd Smart Inveresk 79 birds: 1st & 3rd Halley & Kelly 2nd Cowan New Lothian 47 birds: Peebles 59 birds: Edinburgh Central 0 birds: Traprain 555 birds: 1st & 2nd Newcombe 3rd Hunter Others 54 birds: New Lothian RPC from the Tow Law race 69 lofts sent 2007 birds with W Hume Senior of Danderhall in 1st place winning 122. J Dewar of Bonnyrigg is 2nd with A W Robertson of Gilmerton in 3rd & 4th places followed by J Lamb of Edinburgh West Willie Kinnear & son Barry of Gilmerton are 6th & 8th with their first bird lifting 350 for its efforts. J Pryde of Easthouses is 7th with Ronnie Bremner of Sighthill in 9th & 10th positions. Joe s Jokes Gianni Poggio an elderly Italian man who lives on the outskirts of Positano in Italy recently went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that." "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question though..." "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?'' An Australian, a German and a man from Merthyr are in the bar. In the corner, sitting by himself, is a man who looks familiar, but they can't work out who he is, and it's driving them mad. They stare and stare until, suddenly, the man from Merthyr realizes: "Oh, the beard, of course, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Thrilled, they each

send over a pint representing their nationality: a Fosters, a Becks and a pint of brains Jesus is pleased, smiles over at the three men and swiftly downs each pint, one by one. Wiping his mouth, Jesus stands up and walks over he shakes the German's hand and thanks him for the Becks. As they shake, the German gasps in amazement: 'My God, the arthritis I've had for thirty years is gone. It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the hand of the Aussie, thanking him for the Fosters and as he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock "Strewth mate, the back pain I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then turns to the man from Merthyr but is surprised as he jumps up and knocks over a chair as he desperately scrambles away from the Son of God. "What's wrong?" asks the bewildered Jesus. "Don't touch me!" screams the Merthyr man I'm on disability benefit! Please continue to keep the news flowing: to Joe Murphy Mystical Rose Cottage 2 Flutorum Avenue Thornton by Kirkcaldy KY1 4BD or phone 01592 770331 or Email to joejmurphy1@gmail.com REMEMBER THE J IN THE MIDDLE. Compiled by Joe Murphy May 2015 The Legend Owen Kirwin holding I Had a Dream

Tommy Gregory of Gregory brothers holding I Had a Dream