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1 July 07 Edition 7 IF ONLY All Riggghht Dirty Dicks This Saturday night 28 th July. We have 16 golfers (I use that term lightly) are going with their partners. We have two tables reserved in the name of Wibroc no tickets are required. Tee off time is 7pm. End of Year Presentation Day If you have not put in your diary yet another reminder SUNDAY 9 th DECEMBER 2007 More details in next Newsletter Half year Financial sheet (supplied by Glenn Rapley) For half-year ending 30-June Profit & Loss Income Expense Profit / Loss Match / Green Fees Rego Fees Eagles Nest BBQ Drinks Prizes Shirt Sales Bank A/c Fees/Interest Presentation Other Miscellaneous Total Profit / Loss Asset: Cash on Hand = $ Bank Account = $ Nice work Smiley looks like you decided not to take your family overseas this year.

2 IF ONLY Turkey Award Nominations 1. Nice Move Barry Wardy hits from the tee and his playing partner Frank sees that it is heading towards Barry playing in another group. Frank yells FOOUURR! Barry moves to his right on hearing the call and the ball hits him. Wardy said Why call out, he is only a Pom!! 2. Bruce VP on they call Jeff Jabba Bruce 3 putted from18 inches with the last putt being 24 inches. 3. Phil play it again Phil. Phil hit a nice iron on the uphill par 3 on the 4 th hole on the back 9 at Glenmore. The ball bounced on the green and rolled over the back and down the hill. Phil chips onto the green rolls down and off the front. Chips back onto the green and off the back. Back onto the green and off the front. Back onto the green and off the back. Back onto the green rolls down and off the green again. Chips onto the green and the ball holds! Playing partners Nice chip Phil (rolling on the green laughing) 4. Good Thinking Jabba Jeff organized a night out at a restaurant on a Saturday night with some Wibroc members and their wives. Everyone can go good! Opps Jeff thought that his wife Dot would be right to go after she had a knee reconstruction on the Wednesday before the night out. His offer to hire a wheel chair was not well received! 5. Barry its 18 holes not 8! Barry decided that after having a 10, 12, 10 8, 10 in the first 8 holes at Glenmore that he would call it a day. You may not realize it Barry but we Aussies call that a dummy spit. 6. Ben Crenshaw (You Wish!!!) Nugget was trying to be a smart arse by using the name of B.Crenshaw on the back 9 longest drive marker at Glenmore. All we could say is DREAM ON Monthly Turkey Barry for his dummy spit congratulations Barry

3 IF ONLY You ve got to accelerate Golf Tip of the Month There are two things you must do to start the ball on line: you have to keep the putter moving directly down the target line and you must maintain a square clubface. The way to do those things is to ensure that the putter is gaining speed as it strikes the ball, rather than decelerating. A sure way to accelerate the putter is to make the putter travels further on the follow-through than it did going back. (Don t discount this tip because it is coming from Jabba) Joke Corner Many aspects of human behaviour are very puzzling. Take celibacy. This can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by environmental factors. While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tom and Jane listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." Starting with the man, the instructor asked : "Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?" Tom leaned over, touching Jane's arm gently, and whispered : "Self-raising, isn't it?" Thus began Tom's life of celibacy.

4 Results Game 13 Camden Valley 30 June 2007 (Nett) NP Front Hole NP Back Hole NP in 2 Hole Bill padt 12 Ian Johnson 22 Daneil Puckeridge 26 Front Back LD (A) LD (AR) Hole LD(A) LD (AR) Hole John Jennings Frank Formica 13 Paul Gugich Frank Formica 21 Best Scratch A (0-17) B (18-24) C (25-36) Jim Duncan 91 Phill Clancy 93 Yudi Gani 106 Day winners 1 st 2nd 3 rd Phill Clancy Nett 74 Ian Johnson Nett 75 Yudi Gani Nett 77 Putts: Team Winners Phill Clancy 32 Warren Potter

5 Results Game 14 Glenmore 14 July 2007 (S Ford 1) NP Front Hole NP Back Hole NP in 2 Hole Phil Clancy 12 Tom Turner 22 Ian Johnson 26 Front Back LD A LD AR Hole LD A LD AR Hole Col Sillett Frank Formica 13 Andrew Smith Gary Comway 21 Best Scratch A B C Bill Padt 85 Kevin Dobson 86 Fred Bonner 94 Day winners 1 st 2nd 3rd Kevin Dobson 39 pts Yudi Gani 38 pts Fred Bonner 34 pts Putts Team Winners Col Sillett 28 Yudi Gani & Tony Fenech 64 pts

6 The Italians (supply by Chris Evans) An Italian mother and father are approached by their young daughter who announces she is pregnant. As Italian parents would be, they scream and curse and yell and want to know who the father is and demand that they meet him. The daughter arranges the meeting and that afternoon a Ferrari pulls up out the front of their home and a tall handsome Italian called Frank gets out of the car wearing an Amani suit. He greets the parents and immediately proceeds to explain that because of family commitments he cannot marry his daughter. He tells the father that if the child when born is a girl, he will give him 2 million Euro, a Ferrari and provide the girl with the best education money can buy. If the child when born is a boy, he will give him 4 million Euro, 2 Ferrari's, a factory and provide the boy with the best education money can buy. If twins are born he will double the above. He stops speaking and looks confused then finally says to the father. I do not know if I can do anything for you however if your daughter miscarries during the pregnancy. The father immediately looks him in the eye and says - You root her again!!! Subject:- Girl's Night Out Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them. The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself. The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..." The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never forget you".

7 Photo supplied by Tony Fenech A couple of Shirley Temples (not the drinks)

IF ONLY. All Riggghht. For the last few years the Wibroc Club has had a successful half year social night, with wives and partners.

IF ONLY. All Riggghht. For the last few years the Wibroc Club has had a successful half year social night, with wives and partners. June. 08 Edition 6 Web-site:-wibroc.pbwiki.com IF ONLY All Riggghht HALF YEAR NIGHT OUT For the last few years the Wibroc Club has had a successful half year social night, with wives and partners. The