Wedding advice for the happy couple

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1 Wedding advice for the happy couple ANTEATER We are EXOTIC for Teri and Eric. They are the most STUDIOUS PEOPLE and we wish them nothing less than SWEATY MOONS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to CLIMB before you COOK and DRIVE after the BENCH. Eric should always HUG Teri s GONDOLA and Teri should always KISS Eric s STRATUS. We wish you COLORFUL happiness and A PERFECT HOME. CROCODILE We are HUMONGOUS for Teri and Eric. They are the most NEFARIOUS COMPANY and we wish them nothing less than PLAYFUL FOOD for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to TICKLE before you FLY and KICK after the SWAMP. Eric should always BLINK Teri s MOTHER and Teri should always RUN Eric s HAIRSPRAY. We wish you GREASY happiness and EXCESSIVE WET TOWELS ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR. DRAGONFLY We are MADDENING for Teri and Eric. They are the most PORTLY BONES and we wish them nothing less than LOVELY ZEBRAS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to LEAP before you SMOOCH and READ after the CAKE. Eric should always SWIM Teri s PATIO and Teri should always EAT Eric s BOOGER. We wish you SLOVENLY happiness and A LOVELY PHARMACY.

2 DRAGONFLY (part 2 - library related) We are REQUESTED for Teri and Eric. They are the most SENSIBLE PATRONS and we wish them nothing less than DUSTY PRINCETON FILES for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to SHUSH before you CATALOG and SHELVE after the REFERENCE. Eric should always SEARCH Teri s BOOK TRUCK and Teri should always FILE Eric s TAXONOMY. We wish you HOT happiness and CROTCHETY TATTLE TAPE. ELEPHANT We are WONDERFUL for Teri and Eric. They are the most BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS and we wish them nothing less than LOVELY BRIDES for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to SKIP before you DANCE and JUMP after the GROOM. Eric should always KISS Teri s MOTHER and Teri should always CELEBRATE Eric s FATHER. We wish you AWESOME happiness and FUN DAYS. FROG We are PETITE for Teri and Eric. They are the most SHORT CARS and we wish them nothing less than PRETTY CATS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to KICK before you RUN and JUMP after the CAMERA. Eric should always TROT Teri s TROLLOP and Teri should always DRIVE Eric s TREE STUMP. We wish you SULTRY happiness and ROMANTIC CHAMPAGNE.

3 GIRAFFE (nice work on drawing in a Diet Coke with straw for your giraffe to sip on! mmm refreshing! ) We are NOISY for Teri and Eric. They are the most RAINY HIPPOPOTOMI and we wish them nothing less than HUNGRY JAGUARS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to POUNCE before you SHIMMY and FROLIC after the DINGO. Eric should always CLIMB Teri s ORCHID and Teri should always SCAMPER Eric s DIET COKE. We wish you SLITHERING happiness and A SCALY LIBRARY. GORILLA We are SLIMY for Teri and Eric. They are the most FLUFFY WAFFLE IRONS and we wish them nothing less than SALTY PIGSFOOT for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to OOZE before you SHAKE and POUR after the GORILLA. Eric should always SPLIT Teri s TWISTER and Teri should always GOOGLE Eric s PANTYHOSE. We wish you ROCKIN happiness and FABULOUS PIE. HIPPOPOTOMUS We are SPLENDIFEROUS for Teri and Eric. They are the most SERENDIPITOUS HIPPOPOTOMUSES and we wish them nothing less than MARVELOUS AIRPLANES for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to JUMP before you REPRODUCE and TICKLE after the HYPNOTIST. Eric should always WRIGGLE Teri s KARATE and Teri should always SPECULATE Eric s DAFFODIL. We wish you FANTASTIC happiness and A HAPPY WEDDING.

4 IGUANA We are COMPETITIVE for Teri and Eric. They are the most SEXY BOOKS and we wish them nothing less than ENLIGHTENED LAWYERS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to BURP before you FART and BARF after the VENICE. Eric should always BRAINIAC Teri s ISLAND and Teri should always FILL Eric s GEEK. We wish you BLISSFUL happiness and A CORRUPT NATION S CAPITAL. LION We are FUNKIFIED for Teri and Eric. They are the most FLUFFY FROGS and we wish them nothing less than HAIRY ITALY for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to FLY before you DIG and SCOOT after the WIENER DOG. Eric should always JUMP Teri s HOUSE and Teri should always TACKLE Eric s LADY GAGA. We wish you COLORFUL happiness and GAUDY HELICOPTERS. PANTHER We are SMELLY for Teri and Eric. They are the most GREEN LOVERS and we wish them nothing less than FANTASTIC PANTHERS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to DEFENESTRATE before you MOCK and RUN after the CHEESEHEAD. Eric should always LOVE Teri s JUNGLE and Teri should always SWIM Eric s TERRAPIN. We wish you TWISTED happiness and SPONTANEOUS HORSES.

5 PYTHON We are SARCASTIC for Teri and Eric. They are the most JOYOUS STATES and we wish them nothing less than QUICK CHOMPER for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to ENERGIZE before you DANCE and DRINK after the CUP. Eric should always SLURP Teri s BACON and Teri should always WATER SKI Eric s PANTS. We wish you SPARKLY happiness and EMBARASSED TULIPS. ZEBRA We are PRETTY for Teri and Eric. They are the most HAPPY KIDS and we wish them nothing less than BLUE ZEBRAS for the rest of their lives together. Our best advice? Don t forget to DANCE before you STUMBLE and KISS after the JUNGLE. Eric should always PET Teri s SEX and Teri should always BOUNCE Eric s COUNTERTOP. We wish you SQUEAKY happiness and WET SHOWERS.