KOMFORT KRUISERS Dec 2017 Jan 2018

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1 KOMFORT KRUISERS Dec 2017 Jan 2018 The Vines RV Resort, Paso Robles. I have meant to mention this several times but since it wasn t in my notes, it didn t get said. Although Brady and Joanne do not make many rallies, they are always with us in spirit in the form of the glasses that they gave us all last New Years. Every time I see our two and some on the dining tables I always think of you two. Now let s talk about the festivities. Thursday Wagon Masters: Kathy and Gary H., Don and Betty C. Jaime L and Rich Mc., Jim and Kathe R. Breakfast was a French toast casserole with sausage and fruit. Most of us arrived in the early afternoon in time for sip and stroll. Lots of different vendors, plus cheese meat and grapes put out by the wagon masters. Lots of catching up and purchases being made. Dinner was supplied by the Vines and it was excellent with an auction following. Jeff really knows how to wring the last penny out of a person s wallet! Friday wagon masters Adone and Greg R., Lea and Jimmy V., Pat and Bill Z. Breakfast burritos were served early to the golfers at 8:30. The rest of us wandered in around 9:00. Some of the golf widows decided to go downtown shopping and have lunch, while others went to a movie. Many of the rest went wine tasting. A lively pet parade was held in the afternoon. For all the dogs that are in this club not many showed up. The winners were: 1 st Seba (Maryn and Roger), 2 nd Woofie (Barbara and Russ) 3 rd Gracie and 4 th Sally Mae both owned by Rich and Jaimie. Dinner was build your own burritos with games fallowing. Another auction was held. Saturday wagon masters Paul and Jean J., Hank and Fran C., Rose and Lew C. and Debbie and Mark F. Breakfast was a casserole served with bacon and fruit. After breakfast was the KK meeting. Golf winners were 9 th Paul and Bill, the horses ass trophy for a month and chili beans continued on page 3 Thursday Margarita Bar Thursday dinner setup Thursday dinner crowd Thursday WagonMasres Newsletter 1

2 U P C O M I N G EVENTS FEBRUARY PLACE: GOLDEN VILLAGE PALMS, HEMET DATES; THURSDAY FEB 8 THRU SUNDAY, FEB 11TH MARCH PLACE: BAKERSFIELD RV RESORT DATES; THURSDAY MAR 8 THRU SUNDAY MAR 11 Auction items APRIL PLACE: EAST SHORE RV PARK, SAN DIMAS DATES; THURSDAY APR 5 THRU SUNDAY APR 8 Birthdays and Anniversaries January Birthdays Maxine C., Ruth W., Art B., Bill Z., Mark F., Sharon W., Janet E., and Sharon M. January Anniversaries The Rhia s, Lonnquist s, Veronica s, and Huff s.. Auction items February Birthdays Sue O., Bob W., Jim V., Robert M., Joanne M., and Karen W. FebruaryAnniversaries The Edmunston s, and.francis s Auction items Rose and her group of crafters making key chains Leah (Quilt designer) with Debbie, the auction winner Newsletter 2

3 8 th Terry and Russ, wooden number 8 7 th Gary and Don, Pain relief med.,. 6 th, 5 th, and 4 th, Bill and Adrian, Rich and Janet, Dan and Bill, Party cups and shot glasses 3 rd Hank and Mark, BIG highlighter 2 nd Ray and Jim, hot chili sauce 1 st and for the first time in a long time, Trish and Jeff, solar light Guests were Craig and Sandy Stewart who just purchased a Phaeton Cynthia C. was there and staying in one of the cabins. Bill A. was hospitalized but is back to normal and Jeff knows that because Bill is back to harassing him. Janet and Rich are having an open house in their new rig. Jim and Kathe R. are expecting..to pick up their new Phaeton sometime in February. Lyndy and Steve got a new motor home and immediately set out on a long motorhome trip. The Skeels received a new motor home after theirs was declared a lemon. Maryn announced there were no wagon masters after Bakersfield. Kathe R. and Maryn volunteered for Oct. The Stewarts were voted in as new members. A hot chocolate and chocolate bar was served at 2:00. Rose showed us all how to make beaded leather keychains. I must have thought mine was so pretty it ended up in my jewelry box. Dinner was chili and soups. Just right for a cool night. Games were played and Roger won the candy cane game with Gary and Don coming in second. Snowball toss game was won by Kathy and Gary. How many candy kisses in the jar was won by Lisa and Vince, and Adone won the word search game. A rousing auction was held. was a hoot. I didn t know there were so many thieves in our group, there was so much stealing going on. The band took over for the rest of the evening and fun, fun, fun was had by all. The dancers danced so much they got over heated and had to open the doors. Many of us made it to midnight and crawled into bed at 1:00 AM or later. Monday wagon master: Rich and Janet, Jaimie and Rich, Pam and Jack, Eileen and Wayne Pancakes and sausages was on the menu. Snacks were provided from the leftovers, and Kathe taught the beaded lanyard that holds our badges. Dinner was a leftovers buffet with cleanup afterwards to see us all on our way. A few casualties of the weekend were Rich E. and Eileen N. Hope you re both doing better. Terry and Ruth Editors: Terry & Ruth Wood tewood42@yahoo.com Home Phone: THIS AND THAT Best sign ever: Pretend it s 1994 and talk to each other. Don t forget to sign up for the Komfort Kruiser s Facebook page. Sunday wagon masters Trish and Jeff, Rob and Karen, Jack and Linda, Adrian and Bill, Jim and Diane Breakfast was lox and bagels with all the goodies, and punch and appetizers were served in the afternoon. Then it was time to break out all the blues and blacks for New Years Eve. The catered dinner was fantastic. More auctioning. Jeff is really good, I ended up with a crockpot and I already have four. The gift exchange Newsletter 3

4 Dining Friday WagonMasters Saturday afternoon chocolate bar Saturday dinner setup Saturday dinner Saturday Entrance Saturday WagonMasters Sunday breakfast Sunday breakfast Monday breakfast Monday breakfast Monday y pancake flippers Monday WagonMasters. Newsletter 4

5 Doggie Parade Gracie Woofie Sallie Mae Spike Bailey Aron Al and Olivia 1 st place winner, Seba 2 nd Place weiner, Woofie 3 rd place winner, Gracie Dog Show participants Newsletter 5

6 Raffles and Games Candy cane game Candy cane game Candy cane winner, Roger Snowball toss Snowball toss Snowball toss Winners, Kathy and Gary Word search game winner, Adone # of Kisses in Jar winners, Lisa and Vince Puzzle workers Raffle money winners, Rich and Jaimie Rose Bowl pool winner, Jaimie L. Newsletter 6

7 Golf and Wine tour 1 st place winners (finally), Trish and Jeff 2 nd place winners, Jim and Ray 3 rd place winners, Hank and Mark Tied for 4 th, Rich and Janet, Bill and Dan, and Adrian and Bill 7 th place winners, Gary and Don 8 th place winners, Russ and Terrt And last but not least, Bill and Paul Eberle Winery tanks The group of KK ers A Tunnel of Casks The VIP room Newsletter 7

8 New Years Eve 2018 Dueling cameras Guess they got the memo Sunday WagonMasters Sunday Catered dinner Sunday Catered dinner Kellys Lot Band And our own Blues Brothers Newsletter 8

9 New Years Eve 2018 Dancing into the night Our own vaudeville actor, Jimmy And again Does he ever give up? Is he giving lap dances? More Kellys Lot Newsletter 9

10 Kelly s Lot Band with their KK groupies And our newest members, Greg and Sandy Stewart Newsletter 10

11 J O K E R S A R E W I L D Submitted by Tery, 12/5/17 After his helicopter was hit and he was forced to auto rotate into the trees, the Army pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/iv drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation. The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was an Army helicopter pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: "You may not feel anything from the waist down." Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?" And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude. Submitted by Micheal Cress 10/15/17 A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S NEW YORK STORE.... SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL GOLD BRACELET AND GOES OVER TO INSPECT IT. AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS... VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE 'OOPS' AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR... SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER... GOOD LOOKING AS WELL AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S... HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM. HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY??? BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS LOVELY BRACELET??' HE REPLIED -, "MADAM.. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE." Submitted by Tery, 11/5/17 SICK IRISH COMPASSION The Irish just have it in their sick hearts: A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Ireland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Irish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'. She said, 'Aye... ya will be when the tide comes in.' AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A Newsletter 11