Fall 2009 Last Issue

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1 Fall 2009 Last Issue

2 Congratulations to the division champions of Grove: Get Some Congratulations to the division champions of Coconut: Huge Knockers In this Issue: 2 Letter from Editors GMOT Legal Disclaimer 3 Letter from Frigo 4 Monte s Musings 5 Sexy Picture Time 6 9 Team Spotlights 10 Calendar Love Links GMOT Legal Disclaimer: Nothing in the GMOT newsletter is to be taken seriously, except for the scores and even that s questionable. Great season everyone! Of note, Arrancale was the only undefeated team for FLIP CUP. We accept all challengers for next season!!! The winter 2010 season will start on February 19th and plays on Friday nights at Peacock park in Coconut Grove. Registration is now open for returning teams only. Sign up on our list to be notified of important registration updated and division news. Next Season: Now Nov 30th at midnight Returning teams registration. (password rqrd) Feb. 10th Mandatory captains meeting (exact date may change) Feb. 10th Pre Season Party (exact date may change) Feb. 19th Winter 2010 Season Starts (exact date may change) Feb. 26th Referee clinic April Tournament Rounds NOT SURE WHICH MIAMI DIVISION IS RIGHT FOR YOU? click here for some help <3 Kelly and Emerson PS It seems our male board members have been working out!!! Contributing Writer s: Danny Montesinos FL Coconut Division Photographer: Matt Winer FL Grove Division

3 Another season is in the books and Huge Knockers came out on top! They have proved they are a force to be reckoned with in Coconut Kickball and show up to play in the games that matter most! Them, along with the Tournament Runner Up, That's What she Said have earned an invitation to the World Kickball Championships in Vegas in On a side note, I am missing two folding benches from Saturday. They were brand new...did someone pick them up by mistake? Thanks to everyone for a great season. Registration for the Winter Season will be in early December with play starting in Late February (after arts fest weekend). Your Loving Rep, Frigo Nope, haven't seen ur chairs but I happen to be missing my liver and some important pieces of my brain. Have u seen them? K Hey Steve, I have a folding Arbor Mist table that someone left next to my truck. Picked it up since we were some of the last people there. If you want to send an on that or let me know if anyone is looking for it, let me know. Thanks for another great season! Mike 3

4 First of all, I would like to thank everyone for what I would say was probably the rowdiest kickball season I have ever partaken in. Each Friday s shit show seemed to outdo the last. Big thanks to those of you who made it happen (i.e. Dan Travieso s $400 bar tab and Frigo s affinity for Jagerbombs). I would also like to thank everyone part of this season s 2009 Grove Division Champs, the Get Some Dynasty. I love you all and I can t wait to make it our third championship next season. Way to get it done way to get your steak and a BJ. For this week, since it s the last GMOT of the season, I worked very hard in interviewing different WAKA board members for the perfect answers. I was even able to use WAKA s growing popularity to gain access to interviews with our country s most popular celebrities. What s the topic in question you ask? BALLS: Shaven or a la Natural? (Warning: if you re the type of person to get easily offended and you continue to read an article titled Balls: Shaven or a la Natural, you should probably consider drowning yourself in a tub of your own urine immediately that way our society will no longer have to deal with your retarded fucking offspring) The first people I was able to get an interview with, are present day s most talked about family. The Kardashian s sit down with Monte in a heart wrenching, stunning interview: Monte: Khloe, your recent wedding to the NBA s, Lamar Odom, was one of the most watched episodes in TV s history, but we want to know, does the power-forward trim the prune bush? Khloe: (laughs) you ve seen how shorn his bald head is on game days, it s the same down there when he plays with me. Monte: Kourtney, clearly you re the biggest whore out of the bunch since you re knocked up and I m sure a few pubic hairs wouldn t stop you from taking down the ol tube steak, but tell me shaved or hairy? Kourtney: gghaalikeitsajjaaaa (unable to interpret because she had a penis in her mouth at the time of the interview) Monte: Lastly Kim, I wanted to start off by saying you look amazing today. Kim: hehe thanks Monte: Now Kim, if a man is going to plow through that stratosphere you call an ass, would you want the fuzzy nuts or would you like them to be shaved? Kim: Ummm, helloooo I dated Reggie BUSH. I was then able sit down with Lysa Mateu, Psychic Medium to channel the spirit of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. Monte: Michael, first and foremost I want to say that I m really sad to see you gone. During your latter years, I really enjoyed taking breaks from work to turn on CNN and watch the train wreck that you had become. However, your time has now passed and you re no longer with us but WAKA wants to know, balls shaven or hairy? MJ: hhmm I don t know? Never seen balls with hair? I was also able to get a phone interview with Twilight s, Edward Cullen. Monte: Edward, I would like to thank you for taking the time out of filming your new movie to sit down and interview with me. We ve asked the Kardashian s we ve asked the king of pop now Edward, WAKA wants to know, do you like to trim the bush so that the tree looks bigger? Edward Cullen: (whispers) I wanaa. (cant make rest out from whispers) Monte: I m sorry what? You re going to have to speak up Edward. Edward Cullen: (whispers) I wannaa suu.. yoo.. (cant make rest out from whispers again) Monte: Hello Edward? Hellooo? Can you hear me now? Edward, PLEASE speak up! Edward Cullen: (whispers) I waaannaaa suck your baallllss. Lastly, I asked the board of your WAKA division on their thoughts on the skin chandeliers and here s what they had to say: Steve Frigo: I go for a clean shave then paint them Michigan Blue. Tim Lokash: I trim them up, then I dunk them in Jager Bombs for aftershave Mel Doval: Balls? Where? Matt Winer: I think all balls can photograph well, if placed in the right light. Danny Rodriguez: My balls are how they say they are because that s what it says in the FUCKING rule book. Mitchell Delgado: I tried to shave them once. Six packs of Mach 3 s and $89 dollars later, I wasn t a huge fan. 3

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6 Get to know... Palo alto Your name: Nicholas Alexander What is your real job? Controller for Cigarette Dist. Company How did you come up with your team name? Name of a Cuban dice game What is your team mascot? Don t have one What is your team's theme song? Victory by Puff Daddy and Family What are your pre game rituals/ traditions? Calling people to make sure they are getting to the game on time it s fucking amazing! Who is your WAKA role model? Eric Alexander, Luis Martinez and retired Andy Diaz Which tv show would your team be if they chose one? Sopranos Which type of food would your team be and why? Nachos, cause we spicy and tuff to get out of your system Shot and/or Beer of choice? Tequila and Pacifico Please rate the following on a scale of 1 5: (1= horrible and 5 = awesome) Team Flip Cup Skills: 5 Team Defense Skills: 5 Team Offense Skills: 4 Team Jello shot making Skills: 5 6

7 Your name: Danny M. What is your real job? Service Coordinator/ Alcoholic/Panty Dropper How did you come up with your team name? A teammate knocked a girl out and yelled Get Some!! What is your team mascot? Jonathan Alfonso What is your team's theme song? My Dick by Mickey Avalon Get some What are your pre game rituals/ traditions? Blunts, bitches, and blacking out Who is your WAKA role model? Peter Get Some Hardan Which tv show would your team be if they chose one? Celebrity Rehab Which type of food would your team be and why? Papaya (sin semilla y pelo) Shot and/or Beer of choice? Jaegerbomb Please rate the following on a scale of 1 5: (1= horrible and 5 = awesome) Team Flip Cup Skills: 10 With pros like Dax o2 Pedraza and Pepe Ferrer, we re the one flip wonders Team Defense Skills: 10 Although our body s defenses are poor due to our toxic weekends and STD s, our on the field defense is fucking solid Team Offense Skills: 10 Oh yea, we score all the time... Team Jello shot making Skills: 0 Jello Shots are for the gays 7

8 Cherry poppers Your name: Danny R. What is your real job? Lawyer/ Attorney/ Porn Star How did you come up with your team name? Boner What is your team mascot? Two cherries and a dark d*? What is your team's theme song? The Kickball Song What are your pre game rituals/ traditions? Drink and other stuff Who is your WAKA role model? You, Steve Frigo!!! Which tv show would your team be if they chose one? Office!!! Shot and/or Beer of choice? Patron/ Heini Please rate the following on a scale of 1 5: (1= horrible and 5 = awesome) Team Flip Cup Skills: 5 We are awesome Team Defense Skills: 5 We are the best Team Offense Skills: 5 Steve is COOOL!! Team Jello shot making Skills: 4.5 We will win. Thank you. 8

9 Eso pasa Your name: Aprile What is your real job? Most of us are students or lawyers How did you come up with your team name? It means it happens so its sort of a saying we live by What is your team mascot? Mark What is your team's theme song? Anything we can dance and drink to What are your pre game rituals/ traditions? Make the punch and Frisbee! Who is your WAKA role model? Umm too hard Which tv show would your team be if they chose one? Real World cause there are a lot of random personalities Shot and/or Beer of choice? Patron and whatever s cheapest Please rate the following on a scale of 1 5: (1= horrible and 5 = awesome) Team Flip Cup Skills: 5 JD has to be a one shot king Team Defense Skills: 4 Team Offense Skills: 5 Team Jello shot making Skills: 4 Based on the punch, never had our jello shots. 9

10 Love Links Love links has come full circle since learning about the crush in our first issue creating a band and posting the video on youtube. Enjoy!!!! :) 10