GHOST MAN ON THIRD FLORIDA STINGRAY DIVISION SPRING 2016 ISSUE 6

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1 GHOST MAN ON THIRD FLORIDA STINGRAY DIVISION SPRING 2016 ISSUE 6

2 SERIOUS... GMOT STAFF WAKA Stingray Division Customer Service Rep: Corey MF Myers CONTENTS PAGE THE RULES Our playing fields are run by the City so we need to pay close attention to their rules to ensure we will have fields to play on for the season. Pets: Pets are not allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are not allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Coolers, Funnels, Kegs and Party Balls or anything that seems fun are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups. Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premises and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Please do not be the guy/gal walking in with a case of beer wrapped in a plastic bag or something. That is NOT ok. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball etc. RULES 2 KICKBALL GUIDANCE 3 FIELDS INFO 4 WEEK 4/5 RESULTS 5 WEEK 6 SCHEDULE 6 POWER RANKINGS 7 THEMES AND INFO 8 WEEK 3 HIGHLIGHTS 9 AFTER PARTY INFO 10 Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of. Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Rest Rooms: Patton Park has two restrooms at the front of the field, use them. Do not use the caveman method and do your business in bushes or even worse in the open. You may get a ticket and we may lose the permit to use the park! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket.

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4 Parking THE FIELDS

5 WEEK 4/5 RESULTS

6 WEEK 6 SCHEDULE

7 1. Evolution Started out a bit slow but was still able to put up two in the first and then allowed two by their opponent Dream Crushers. They eventually Evolved back into form and finished out the game with a win, they stay on top and at this point it looks like they ll be locking up the 1 seed for playoffs. They had a double header but the second team didn t show. 2. Foot Clan They jumped out on the Dream Crushers early taking a big 5-0 lead but had a rough fifth inning allowing Crushers to come roaring back and get 3. They look a lot better than they did at the start of the season and are looking like a team that can make a strong playoff push. 3. Pyramid Scheme They had other plans outside of kickball and most of the team was unable to make it, soooo not much to say here. Till next week! 4. Bad News Bears This may be a bit bold putting them here but with a defeat of WWW and the Crushers losing two, they deserve it. So they here now and they are crushing this theme game at the same time, $50 gift cards weekly. No competition, I guess no one else likes free. 5. Dream Crushers Well they lost two games to Evolution and Foot Clan last week. They started out each game fairly slow on both sides of the ball. Hopefully they can learn from this, get better and get back to Crushing Dreams sooner than later. 6. WAKA WAKA WAKA They lost a closely fought match but played hard and we have a feeling they ll bounce back quickly and begin to accumulate more wins to finish out the season. Great season so far, they just gotta keep it up. Tough match up this week against Dream Crushers but they ll be missing their captain and at least one more of their solid players. Can they capitalize? 7. Kickheads They got another win and are quietly having a pretty good season actually. They are sitting in the four spot of the overall rankings and if they can win out, and have some above them lose a game or two; they could sneak into the playoffs with a solid seed. Let s see if they can continue to quietly or loudly get things done. Either way, just win baby!! 8. Straight Ballin They got a blowout win this week over Rikickulous and are slowly moving up the official standings. They need to keep doing whatever they ve been doing these past few weeks because it is working. This week they have a tough challenge against Bad Decision Bears, a win here would be huge in the official standings AND the Power Ranks. 9.! - There they go again, another week, another win, our newest team just keeps doing things. We are proud and would love to move them up more, they just need to beat a team above them here and they will sky rocket. No worries, officially they are sitting in third. Take notice opponents!! 10. All the Pitches Love Me When you look at the box score you see an L. But if you look closely, you see a hard fought match that they just came up short on. They are fighting, and if they keep doing so, they ll end up winners. Well they are already winners, both on and off the field, but I m sure they wouldn t mind a few more on the field. Keep fighting, they ll come! 11. Dingleberries They are still winless!!! They seem to be having fun though and at the end of the day that is all that matters. Things don t get very easy this week either as they ve got Foot Clan waiting for them. Can they muster some strength and pull an upset? We ll see. 12. Rikickulous They put up some runs, but they let the opponent put up a whole lot more. They just like letting opponents score. Nothing wrong with that as long as you are scoring more. They ll figure it out soon enough. Hopefully, two games left till playoffs. Get it together peoples!! *These are opinionated rankings that may or may not match true league standings. Please be assured that these rankings and comments are not personal, all in fun, and intended to increase your overall Kickball experience. Please see website ( for actual league standings.

8 THIS WEEK! - Straight Outta Compton This team won last week Week 7 Double header 1. Agilities Contest (you know but humans) 2. Flip Cup Tournament

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10 $3 Leggy Lass Goose IPA Cans $3 Bud Heavy, Corona, Bud Light bottles $4 Three Olives Shooters Cherry Cola Bomber Mtn Dew Me Root Beer Float Bottom of the Cereal Bowl Pineapple Upside Down Cake $3 Shots of Jack, Jack Fire, Jack Honey $4 Jameson Pickle Back $10 60 ounce Domestic Beer Tower $ ounce Domestic Beer Tower