GHOST MAN ON THIRD JAX BEACH FALL 2017 ISSUE 3. REF CLINIC THIS WEEK: 7:30pm and 9:45pm

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1 GHOST MAN ON THIRD JAX BEACH FALL 2017 ISSUE 3 REF CLINIC THIS WEEK: 7:30pm and 9:45pm

2 RUUUULES! GMOT STAFF WAKA St Johns Division Customer Service Rep: Erika Myers Power Rankings Specialist: Patrick PK Carey THE RULES: (unfortunately, we all have to live by them) Our playing fields are run by the City so we need to pay close attention to their rules to ensure we will have fields to play on for the season. Pets: Pets are not allowed at the park. Please make plans to keep your pets at home or we will have to ask you and your pet to leave. Beverages: Alcoholic beverage containers are not allowed at the park at any time, this includes the fields & parking lots. No glass containers or bottles of any kind are allowed on the fields. Coolers, Funnels, Kegs and Party Balls or anything that seems fun are not allowed on the fields. You are required to keep all beverages in bubba kegs, thermos bottles, solo cups, or anything that cannot be seen through. Clear colored or see through cups are not allowed, please purchase solid colored solo cups. Anyone in violation of the beverage policy will be asked to leave the premises and may be suspended for the remainder of the season. Please do not be the guy/gal walking in with a case of beer wrapped in a plastic bag or something. That is NOT ok. Other Activities: Due to general safety and liability reasons; no other sports may be played at a WAKA permitted field just prior to or during the games. That means no tossing a football around or kicking a soccer ball etc. CONTENTS PAGE SERIOUS You are here FIELD LAYOUT 3 WEEK 1 RESULTS 4 WEEK 2 SCHEDULE 5 POWER RANKINGS 6 Fireworks: Absolutely no fireworks of any kind are allowed on or near our fields. That includes Sparklers, Flame throwers, Molotov Cocktails and anything else you can think of. Trash: All trash must be picked up before you leave the field. Trash cans are available throughout the park. Your CSR will also have trash bags available as well. Rest Rooms: Carver Park has a port-o-potty, but I suggest going to the bathroom prior to coming. Also, bring your own TP! Parking: Park only in marked spaces or areas designated by the park. Parking on roads, on the curb, or on the sidewalk in unmarked spots may result in a parking ticket. THEMES AND CONTESTS 7 WEEK 1 HIGHLIGHTS 8-9 AFTER PARTY INFO 10

3 Park Address: 777 5th Ave S, Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250

4 WEEK 2 RESULTS

5 WEEK 3 SCHEDULE

6 POWER RANKINGS 1. Bad and Boujee Raise your hand if you had B&B being undefeated after 3 games? Anyone not wearing a red shirt you re a liar. This team is looking to prove they ve been vastly underrated and underestimated by the league. Too be fair, they did lead off with Bad without it being the 80 s, so how were people supposed to know it was ironic? B&B will test their mettle against Body By Kickball this week to see if they can keep the streak going or if they finally hit the quad. 2. Kickin and Waffles BOOM! There was not enough syrup to spray like Canadian champagne by the time the clock struck 8:40 last week. K&W upset the #1 Bad Decision Bears and made them wish they had stuck to hibernation prep. Unfortunately, then came along B&B to pull the carpet right out from under them midcelebration. This team still has athletes that are starting to get a handle on the nuances of kickball, but they could be a juggernaut by the end of the season. This week, they take on an Alcaballics squad fresh off a W. 3. Bad Decision Bears Whoopsidoodles! The Bears just couldn t overcome the Bad Decisions against K&W. Despite a valiant effort in the last inning, the rally fell short as they lost 4-3. While one game does not a kickball season make, it goes to show there is always parity in kickball (not to be confused with parody, but there s plenty of that too). Can the Bears shake off the smell of defeat (not to be confused with the smell of da feet) before taking on NKOTB? 4. Body By Kickball BBK bounced back this week and handed Homemade Poptarts their first loss of the season. They battled back and forth for awhile, but pastries never stand a chance against someone whose been on any workout plan. Hopefully, BBK s regiment has had cardio as a focus, because just when they d hope to kick back and enjoy the fresh taste of victory, they ve got a double-header for the second time in 3 weeks. This week they face Bad and Boujee before their showdown with the league s favorite clothing optional reptiles. 5. New Kicks on the Block Call it What You Want, but don t call it a victory. NKOTB s buzzer sounded before they could pull ahead and they ended up in a 3-3 tie with Kickballz Deep. They have to just take each week Step by Step and figure out how to turn drop the DRA from DRAW. This week, they square off with a Bears squad that also left Week 2 without a W. 6. Alcaballics With a far better male to female ratio on their bench, Alcaballics showed that they can win on the field as well as at the bar (or on the bar) by taking down Naked Turtles 5-1. While some might underestimate this squad, others know are more than aware they are like a snake in the grass just waiting to strike. A really drunken snake that might end up sneaking in at 2:47 AM going SHHHHH! SHHHHHHHH! Hey, let s get tacos!, but who doesn t want to party with that snake? Kickin and Waffles might not want to, but this week they have to. 7. Kickballz Deep 3 Games in and still lacking a W, they ve only lost twice. To their credit, KD has faced both teams that have held the #1 ranking spot for those losses and tied an impressive NKOTB crew that put up 9 runs the week before. Week 3 pits them up against Homemade Poptarts in another match up featuring blue-on-blue crime. 8. Homemade Poptarts Not sure if the power went out in the kitchen or what, but the Poptarts never went up and they didn t get toasted during their matchup with. They stayed in there and kept the suspense up to the end. Just like when we all realized that we re staring at a toaster we forgot to plug in as kids. Oh well, there s always this week as they ll look to launch themselves to victory by toasting Kickballz Deep. 9. Naked Turtles While they might not have many wins, they re still our favorite Chelonian ectotherms. And hey, they are having one shell of a time! There it is! The dad-joke style pun of the season. Everyone can all go home now.wait, sorry. Kickball s not over. The Turtles will be playing another team that s looking to show off their bod when they take the field against Body By Kickball.

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10 BAR SPECIALS: $2.25 domestic drafts $4 Wines $4 Wells $3 Fireball shots