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1 AUGUSTA, GA., APRIL 18, 1953 No 7 CADAVER AWARDS Dr Virgil Prston Sydnstrickr was th rcip int th scond annual Cadavr Award as prsntd at a spcial studnt body mting on April 14. Th Cadavr Award was originatd a yar ago by th Cadavr Staff. Dr John Shrman rcivd th award last yar Th Award is "For Excllnc in Taching," and has bn institutd as an annual rcognition to th faculty mmbr who, in th opinion th Cadavr Staff, has contributd most towards xcllnc in taching at th Mdical Collg Gorgia during th currnt school yar Dr Sydnstrickr a Johns Hopkins graduat, has srvd as Physician-in-Chif Univrsity Hospital sinc 1920 and as Prssor Mdicin and,chairman th D"AT partmnt Mdicin th Md ical Collg Gorgia for narly thirty yars. During \l\torld War I h srvd ovrsas with th Johns Hopkins unit th A. E. F., and in World War JI h srvd as advisor to th British Ministry Halth. F 'o r his Ground braking for th conwork on nutrition in connction struction our Eugn Ta lmadg with th lattr h was awardd Mmoria l Hospital, locatd b th King's Mdal by th lat King twn Hll 's Ha lf-acr and FifGorg VI. tnth Strt, got undrway fiv Humbl, considrat, kind, larndays aftr April Fool's Day and d- ths qualitis ar but a fw markd a grat stp forward in a multitud complimntary M. C. G. progrss. Th 800-bd abjctivs that could b usd in structur will rquir about two dscribing this blovd prssor yars to comp,l t, according to an Mdicin. Dr Sydnstrickr has stimat ficials th Gorg contributd unslfishly h is tim E. Fullr Company Wash ington, to th taching mdical studnts D. C., which is hand ling constru cand rs idnts Univrs.ity Hosp,ition th projct. tal. Th Fullr Company (no rlation This Spring Dr Sydnstrickr to F ullr Brush or th Gorg F'ulwill journy to Edinburgh Univrlr Company constructing th nw sity whr by rqust h will b city-county mdical cntr on Haron th lcturrs at a mdical pr Strt) mad th- lowst bid to sminar whil in England th th stat for th job with slightly Mdical Coll g prssor and his lss than tn million dollars. wif will a ttnd th coronation Is it stimatd that anothr fiv Qun Elizabth II. m illion will b ndd to f urnish and quip th nw hospital. Dr Rufus Payn, dirctor th nw... hospita l, and his staff ar prsj1111 Kirkpatrick_ dfatd Lland ntly at work on furnishings and Pool for th_ prsidncy th _stu- quipmnt. dnt body m th rcnt lct10ns Gov Hrman Talmadg announchld on April 8th. H will succd d svral days a.go that h will Virgl McEvr and srv during go to Nw York soon to sign th th school yar Although bonds which Gorgia will issu to rsults th voting wr not financ th construction. mad public, it is gnrally known around th Nwton Building that favor th candidat from Fifth margin w a s ovrwhlmingly in tnth Strt. 0 SKIT NIGHT REVIEW LAST" GROUND BROKEN FOR NEW HOSPITAL Kirkpatrick Wins Elction, M.C.G. Gts Harl Study Grants Studnt-faculty gt-togthr with its vning skits has fadd away but som th incidnts that night 'w ill long liv in th mmoris thos who saw it. It was a night "firsts"- th first skit prsntd by th girls, th first tim th "Thirst for Knowldg Award" was jointly awardd to Edmondson and Kitaif, th first larg-scal us th actual prssors in th Sophomor skit, and th first tim Dr. Pund had bn thr in many yars. Th Frshmn prsntd a story th founding a mdical school. It was a clvr way in which to bring in so many th dpartmnts and th prssors. Charactrization and titls wr xcllnt, spcially Libidos Vocabularious Kllius and Liposis Hall us. Naturally th Juniors cam. through with somthing on th clinical aspct th curriculum. Th portrayals Drs. Major Rvs, and vvatson wr xcllnt. Dpicting a charactr tn sn in th clinic, th Sniors showd som th things which could happn at Univrsity Hospital. Probably th bst lins thir skit wr thos concrning Dr Sydnstrickr his tick and associatd priapism. Imprsonations th patint and Dr Thomas wr rfrshing and xcptionally good. Th unxpctd skit prsntd by th girls was indd a trat. Oscars particularly go to th clvr satir in th script and also to Dr Alva F'aulknr for hr convincing imprsonation an Androcology prssor To th Sophomors must go our congratulations for th unp'r c(continud on pag 4) Th dpartmnts physiology and pharmacology hav rcivd grants from th National Hart Institut, U S. Public Halth Srvic, and th Amrican Hart Association, Inc., for th purpos stablishing a training cours for cardiovascular invstigators. Th grants will total mor than $200,000 ovr a fiv-yar priod. Dr W F Hamilton, Prssor Physiology and Dr R. P Ahlquist, Prssor Pharmacology will dirct th program. Th training cours will b opn to qualifid physicians front ovr th ntir country who ar intrstd in basic rsarch on th princs with Pr-Invasiv Oarcihart and circulation. noma." Othr spakrs wr Dr Lynn Johns Hopkins Mdical School, Baltimor, and Dr Ruth Graham, Vincnt Mmorial Hospital, Boston. Dr Edgar R. Pund, nwly lctdr Pund is a nationally rcogd Prsidnt MCG, was on nizd authority in th cancr fild th thr fatur spakrs at a and his m bryonal classification symposium th Nw York Can- noplasms is widly usd throughcr Socity on April 7th. Th sym- out th Unitd Stats. H has bn posium was concrnd with "Can- spcially intrstd in arly diagcr th Crvix Utri" and Dr nosis cancrs, writing man y pa Pund's papr w a ntitld " My Ex- prs on pr-invasiv car cinom a. 1 Pund Gos to Nw York

2 Pag Two Lflr fo th Ed ifor Publishd monthly by and for th studnts, nurss, and doctors associatd with th Mdical Collg Gorgia. Dar Mr Editor Th prsnt snior class originatd th "T'hrist for Knowldg" Award thr yars ago, and w intndd that th award should bcon1 an annual rcognition for som d srving sophomor. W sniors ar disappointd that th sophomors did not choos to furthr this nw "tradition" by failing to mak th award this yar May th sophom.ors nxt yar continu this fin and appropriat award. - Disappointd Snior E'ditor... E arl Lwis Managing Editor... Harry Fostr Businss Managr... Calvin Thrash Circulation Managr... Alva Mays Nws Editor... Harvy Ball Faturs Editor... Jrry Caplan Sports Editor... Jim Shanks Cartoonist..... Bob Bnassi NEWS AND BUSINESS Julian Sizmor, Gorg Sssions, Bill Bradly Bill North, Agatha "Th truth is- (this) is a rar Moody bird nowadays."- Martin L u thr FEATURES Thos possssing rgard for th Jim Adams, Charli Ray Grayson man ing words Adams Know that E.FFICIENC'Y Photographr Ray Wbb wll And f l provocation whn thir work has rlation With any who1 fai ls to rval "II a gagn ss pau l ts" H is vr awar that in human affairs 'I'h Cadavr wishs to add its This quali ty ought to b usd. hartist congratulations to Dr Edgar R. Pund on bing namd as H is on who is apt to fail to adapt, Prsidnt th Mdical Collg Conform, and mak work lss Gorgia rcntly W fl that confusd it is indd a wis stp by th Board Rg nts, and w know H's a prim aggravatio n, and how that th school, as an institu t ion in cration and th studnts, as individuals, H is listd among th mployd will prit gratly by this mov. In Is an indoor sport a quru lous his many yars srvic to th sort school, Dr Pund has shown th Mphistophls would hav nfinst qualitis in taching and adjoyd. min istration. Hnc, to dvils commnd a ll As th had th Dpartmnt ths you can find Pathology a position h has Thir fficincy is wll mainhld s inc 1932, Dr Pund has containdtributd much to this school. Du vvith th wish thy w ill larn to his work on vnral disass, mid s t th mbrs that burn pr-invasiv carcinoma th What w h umans hav nvr xutrin crvix, and many othr asp laind! pcts patho logy h has bcom W R. Burdison, M. D. on th formost pathologists in th country and has hlpd to foc u s th attntion th mdical world on this school. At th r isk bing considrd Tho u gh h has won wid acclaim, b has nvr casd in his high-brow th Cada.vr has undrfforts to furthr mdical knowl- takn to includ a litrary column. dgell Dspit num,rous suggs- W will try to kp you postd on tions that h rtir front his prs- rcntly rcivd books and also nt work, h has stadfastly pur- th publications our staff sud his activ rsarch. (Many tachrs. Th library has rcntly acquird hav hopd that Dr Pund would Colloquia tak tim to writ a txtbook th following volums pathology and th Cadavr will o n E n do cr inology, in four volcrtain ly not tak issu with such ums, producd by th Ciba Founan ida sinc w fl that it would dation Currnt Thrapy 1953 Edib a singular achivmnt and a tion Raction to I n ju r y, in two much n. dd addition to mdical volums Th N.u r ophysioilogical scinc.) Basis Mind by Eccls IndusAlbit that h has gaind many t r ia l Toxico l ogy, by Hamilton and honors in th way rsarch, it is Hardy Su rvy Compounds his xcllnc in taching that w Wh i ch Hav Bn Tstd for Carparticu larly wish to commnd. c inogn ic Activ ity, by Hartwll Many us1 studnts, intrns, rsi- D i sass th Chst, in two voldnts, and faculty alik, hav ums, by Marshall and Prry Hus ip'.p d from his dpthlss spring man Loc om oti on a nd Body Forms, knowldg and w fl that it is by Morton Car bohyd r at Mtabolan unmatchd xprinc. H has is m, by Najjar. bn not only a tachr but also a P athogn si s Tub r culosis, frind and advisor to us. W Scond dition, by Nich Autopsy know that Dr Pund is wll Di a g n os is a nd Tchniqu, Third quippd to fill th nw position Editon, by Saplir Po i soning, a which h so richly dsrvs. So Gui d to C h mical T r atmnt and w say to him, " Congratulations, Diagnosis, by von Octtingn. and m a y your tnur b succssamong our faculty contributors ful! " is Dr Raymond Ahlqui t. His lat- EFFICIENCY EDITORIAL ORTS A pril 18, FRAT FROLICS A. E. I INITIATION Th A. E. I. Fratrnity had its initiation Monday night, March 30, in a crmony in th Music Room th Nwton Building. T'h vnt was clbratd with a. banqut at th Rd Lion Grill. Nw sistrs to join th ranks ar Lucil Baur from Hamilton, and Hln Caffy from Fort McPhrson. A. K. K. INSTALLATION Alpha Kappa Kappa install d nw ficrs on April 10, with Dr E. R. Pund, District Dputy prforming th honors in th nam th Grand Prsidnt. Bill Johnson is th nw prsidnt th local chaptr Othr nws inclu ds th announcmnt th ngagmnt Dr Jim Clay to Miss Carolin Davis, Augu sta. J im Mtts and Btty Ann Hogan announcd th dat thir marriag as Jun 13, in Dudly, Gorgia. P HI c HI NEWS \Vith th advnt Spring th Phi Chi's hav turnd thir activitis to th outdoors. Bob Cabl has bn out clipping th lawn in prparation for th numrou s opnair partis bing plannd. Th brothrs n mass hav bn washing and waxing thir autos. And fina ll y Tom Wavr has somth ing to wax! Badn1ington, golf, tnn is, and ping pong hav. bn gtting th ir shar th attntion. Th lattr gam is playd on a nw ly rnovatd tabl which is th talk th campus. W th P ickns Road contingnt hav bn sharpning our ys and ar rady to challng any and a ll th fratrnitis in a tournamnt. Th brothrs hav also bn throwing th ~. t ball round in th. front yard and wou ld lik to s th IFC rinitiat this sport in its intramur ;tl program. Anothr point prid at th Phi Chi hous is our nw library namd as a mmoria l in honor th lat Dr E. D. Shanks, Atlanta, who contributd many volums to th chaptr It is bing filld with both mdical and non-mdical books to giv studnts plnty varity Our aim is to hav th largst and bst fratrnity library in th country T h annual Snior Party is bing plannd by Social Chairman Grayson Adams and should b bt tr than vr Also on th calndar ar picnics, tc., at Clark's Hill and th Savannah Rivr locks, in ordr to tak advantag th bau tiful facilitis providd by' natur in th Augu sta ara. P D. E. NEWS On Saturday April 25, Phi Dlta Ep silon will clbrat th initiation Continud on pag 4) st publication, "Th Autonomic Agnts" appars in th currnt issu Modrn Mdicin. H is a lso prparing a chaptr in a nw txtbook pharmacology on th sam subjct. Risi n Rf urns Dr W H. Ristn will ficially rsum th position Prssor N urologic Surgry May 1, according to th prsidnt's fic. Dr R istn has bn on la v absnc to srv in th Navy th last two yars. Applications for Stal Loans Applications for stat loans to incoming advancd mdical studnts ar bing prsntly accptd by th Stat Mdical Education Board. Th a pplications nmst b rcivd by th Board by Jun 1, 1953, if thy ar to b cons idrd for th fall quartr Th Rgistrar's Offic will provid information concrning th loans. Loans will not xcd $5,000 to any on prson and w ill b paid in annual installmnts not xcding $1,250. Th loans may b rpaid in cash at four pr cnt intr.st to th stat or th studnt may practic mdicin at som ara approvd by th Stat Mdical Education Board for fiv yars or a m inimum thr yars if th loan is rpaid in part w ith cash. facuity Mmbrs On th Road A numbr prom innt M. C. G. prssors hav bn hit by th urg this spring to m bark on var ious scintific, and othrwis, n1issions. Dr R. B. Gr nblatt, had th Dpartmnt Endocrinology hadd wst th lattr part March to prsnt a papr at th Univrsity Kansas in K. C. H a lso gav th Crawford W. Long Day addrss in Athns on March 30. Fast-moving Endocrinologist Grnblatt w ill prsnt paprs at t h R h od Island Aca dmy Gnral Practic in Providnc on Apr il 22 and at th District Columbia Acadmy Gnral Practic in Washington on April 23. April 23 will also find nrgtic Dr Grnblatt participating in a panl discussion on gyncologic ndocrinology at Doctor's Hospital in Baltimor. Dr Hok Wommack, Prssor Oncology attndd th Amrican Cancr Rsarch mting in Chicago, April 9-10, along with Dr H. D. Wycf, Assistant Prssor Oncology Th Dpartmnt Physiology was wll rprsntd at th mting th Amrican Physiological Socity in Chicago, April 7-9 Dr W F Hamilton, Dr Philip Dow, Dr John Rmington, and Dr. ffilna Lombard rprsntd M. C. G. at th annual mting and prsntd a numbr paprs on th hart. Dr R. C. Major Dr W C. Barfi ld, Dr H. B. O'Rar and Dr C. H. Cartr wr slatd to accompany Dr G. Lombard Klly to participat in th annual m ting th John A. Andrw Clinical Socity at Tuskg Institut, Tusk g, Ala bama, on April 16. t:

3 April 18, 1953 BILGEWATER' S BOOK: B ginning a Sr is Hith rto Unpu.blishd Articls Frly Adaptd from th Work S. 0. B1'.lgwatr. Th Big Bad Dragon and Th Littlst Frshman Mdical Studnt - -- A TRAGICALLY TRUE STORY ) r This happnd a long, long tim a go. Fw popl vn rmmbr And if thy do rmmbr thy don't talk about it, bcaus thy don't think you'll bliv thm. But you should. Just go down to th Mdical School Archivs and look n th fil s und r "D" until you com to th word " dragon. " Whn four mail trucks cam drivin g up to th Nwton Building hat first d a y on dirctly bhind th othr lik a mail quartt, it lookd a littl strang, bcaus balancd on th top all four was a trmndous crat covrd with wrapping papr All ovr th crat was markd, "Dan gr Highly Inflammabl." Taking thir ft f th mail sacks (whr th y kpt thm until thy wr lttr prfct in thir dutis ) th fic crw and a fw lounging upprclassmn, ran outsid to s what this was all about. Th drivr h truck said, "You'll hav to sign for this thing. And hr's a not th a t gos a long with it. " From insid th crat cam a dp muffld voic th a t said, "Forgt th not, just gt this blastd wrapping papr f m." Frightnd out th ffcts morning cf, on. th girls rippd f th papr and thr sat a kingsizd dragon. Evryon drw back and th dragon spok. "I'm a ral liv dragon I'm fiv hundrd yars old, and I com from th Black Forst Grmany " h sa id with a slight Austrian accnt. "My fathr was a dragon a nd his fathr bfor him. It runs in th family I was capturd by a DDT squad who lurd m into th cag with a quart Dgo Rd a nd a crp suztt tid on a string. I'm to rp ort for rsa r ch for som kind tsts. Hurry up a nd pay for m I'm C'. 0 D. " With that, a cloud smok and flam pourd from bis nostril s thn h snzd violntly "S'cus m," h said. " Fraid I h av a bit a hot w dragons n vr cat ch colds, but it's just as b a d. Bsids, this Gorgia wathr is just trribl." Wll, nobody kn w what to do with th dragon, bcaus touching him was lik playing with fir. At four o'clock in th a ft rnoon, th ward a.id s cam down from th wards to star, th Frshman class, h aving fini sh d boiling urin a littl arly cam out to st ar, th faculty cam to star, and vn a con grssional committ, hastily appointd, cam to star. But a lthough vryon was awfully frightnd th dragon, no on would a dmjt it. Thy stood around and thrw crp suztts to him and said, "Oh, h 's not s o tough." And som t h faculty would say "You think that's a big dragon, w hy w h n I was up at 'Squaki's' Tavrn I saw a dr agon thr, naw four t ims as big." All this ma.d th dragon vry unhappy On day a littl Frshman got in th front row and saw th dragon for th first tim. H was so littl that h had nvr sn th dragon bfor, 'caus vryon kpt pushing him out th way Whn h saw th dragon, h lt out a wild scram. "Golly whisk rs, I'm scard," h ylld, which had an amazing ffct on th dragon, who showd his fangs in a wid dragon smil and said, "My son, you ar an honst man. You ar th first to admit you ar scard m and you shall b rwardd." Whrupon h brok opn th crat fastr than you can say "Sav your Confdrat mony boys, th South shall ris again," and snuggld up to th littlst Frshman Mdical Studnt. This was th start a warm frindship. Thr was nothing about dragons in th Mdical C:ollg rgulations, so no on could say anything about it. Th dragon positivly rfusd to go to th Dugas building and act as a rs arch animal. H kpt putting it f and putting it f, but h workd so wll that nobody smd to mind. H was wondrful at claning up th laboratoris and th fratrnity hous. Evryon sat on things that would blow away and th dragon would draw in his brath and suck up all th dust and poor kymograph r cords. If thr wr announcmnts to b mad, h would go across to th othr sid Harpr Strt and bllow "Now har this," and vrybody on th campus would stop whatvr h was doing and listn. H was a lways lighting cigartts for Dr Thigpn and th studnts. H would stand twnty ft away and xhal som flam that wa s a lot bttr than a cigartt lightr bcaus dragons nvr run out fluid. H hlpd out in th dit kitchn whn th gas lin brok. Evrybody got to lik him a grat dal and thy nvr stoppd him whn h wst into th 'Doctor's Only' room for a rst or to rad a magazin vn though h was rally a much lowr mmbr th staff tha n thy In th mantim, th littlst Frshman Mdical Studnt bad bn promotd to a Rsidnt Surgon. Th dragon thought that this was about as much as th littl fllow bad tim for what with biocbm and physiology and nuro quizzs all along, othrwis b would hav bn Chif Rsidnt Surgon at last. Things wnt on lik that for a whil, but on day th dragon said h was gtting tird just dragon a round so b askd Dr Klly for a lav absnc. Thy gav him fiv days lav and tn days travl bcaus h had to go all th way back to th Black Forst, which is in Grmany usually H was nvr sn again. It was about th tim th Nazis, and no on knows whthr b was caught in Grmany with his scals down, whthr h was working in th undrground or whthr h was in a dragon-tration camp. At any rat, for a long long whil Gray's Anatomy was carrid at h alf mast and th Lit- P ag Thr spr1ng Song --T'was th day bfor finals and all thru th school, Not a studnt was stirring but many a fool. Th studnts wr r a dy, thir noss hld high, In hop sthat a tach r would soon stroll by Pund with his lctur a nd Mullins with slids, Had warid our nurons and toughnd our hids. vvhn along sam Shpard with books and with blood And studnts all follow lik sticks in a flood. On rushd to his backsid his pants to pull down. H said, "Ah, I'll prish with out nos in th brown." Whn away up in Dugas thr aros such a clattr Th studnts all rushd to s what th mattr Away to Physiology thy fl w in a rush. Th wak and th fbl wr smashd in th crush. But a las a nd alack, it w as only Dow Plotting a Kymograph on a d crbrat cow Thn cam Ahlquist, with initia ls R. P., With hardly an " F " but many a "C" And for Hamilton and Singal w hold no far For w ar sophomors and Spring is hr. Ruth "What ar you doing with that lttr on your swatr? Don't you know you'r not supposd to war that unlss you'v m a d th tam?" Flora "Wll?" tlst Frshman Mdical Studnt nvr did gt ovr it compltly H was brokn down to his old status, and gradually almost vrybody a t th Collg who was thr thn has graduatd, flunkd out or bn rtird. But th littlst Frshman is still hr. Just wandr around th campus until you find th littlst Frshman on th plac. And ask if h h as his dragon bhind latly H'll tak out his Rsidnt Surgon's gold-onmbroidry insignia and thn brak down and cr y and cry a nd cry H waits tabls in th Alumni T avrn now a nd if s om days th soup is a littl thin a nd salty it's bcaus th tars th littls t Frshma n Mdical Studnt who still misss trribly his old frind th big, bad dragon. GJ It is with th dpst sns sorrow that "Th Cadavr" announcs th passing th "Fmm Fatal Faturs" that dynamic a nd lovabl "propon nt th provrbial pun" our own Martha Goddard, into th ranks th ngagd. Th da t Jun 20th, th man, Bud Lovll, Boston Th Prognosis Th pattr littl bakd ban s around th hous. To thos us whos h arts ar sh a tt rd by h r untimly dmis, consolation can b found in th fond rm, mbra n c hr yars unslfish srvic and prsonal dvotion to th C'ada vr Bst Luck, Martha! Hav You HardTha t stril rctals ar now b ing don in th Stork Club? For th insid story ch ck "Phisohx" Sizmor. That Dan Batman is th Junior Class xprt on drying up brasts, post-part, cours. Dr Sydnstrickr's latst parl - "Don't s tick a nything in a do ctor's wif." Mr Byrd grumblin g as h puts up a nw "No Parking" sign. "Go to gr ammar school for 12 yars, collg for 4 yars, now thy'r in mdical school, and th damn fools still can't rad!" That a 5 lb. 3 oz. cystocol was dlivrd on th tabl a t th Stork Club las t month, a nd that th baby cam a n hour latr- in bd, cours. Sms as if it's gtting to b a n old southrn cu stom. Th rumor that th " Thirst for Knowld g" Award could not b mad this yar bcaus Ahlquist thought that th ntir sophomor class ds rv d it? AEI is disb a nding and forming th ir own Dams Club? E'ditor's not This is how rumors a r born. That a crta in sophomor whos initials ar R ay Evans is to bcom a lcturr-sp cialist on pptic ulcr undr th tutlag Dr Gordon Klly who a lways apprciats a n ill-timd qustion. Th la t st paradoxical s ituation in mdicin rportd as possibl by Talbot Williams (who ls?) to Dr Grnblatt Sms as if h 's worrid a bout Grnblatt's malc o n v r td psudohrmaphrodit dying Ca th crvix. Has anyon con s idrd Christin J or gns n's prostat latly? I. MEN'S SHOP Authntic ESQUIRE STORE EXCLUSIVE HART SCHAFFNER & MARK UNIVERSITY CLUB CLOTHE'8 NU BUSH SHOES BOSTONIAN SHOES

4 Univrsity Grabs Post Skit Party Hld Frat Frolics Twnty-On Sniors At Phi Rho Hous (Continud from pag 2) All that hustl and bustl a fw wks ago, with road maps, world atlass, and th lik, was not du to a nw thrat war- it was only th sniors locating intrnships. Most thm (21 in fact) dcidd to thwart th wandrlust and rmain at dar old U H. Ths includ Mims Aultman, Blak Bivins, Jim Bryan, Dan Callahan, Harold Campbll, Harry C'hvs, Jim Clay Danil d la Pnha, Roy Duncan, Prston Ellington, Jo Garrison, Julius Johnson, Carlton Jons, Bill Josy John Phinizy Waltr Sal, D av id Smily Bill Talbrt, Jim Taylor Btty Thompson, and Marclla Wood. Twlv othrs will b within a bon's throw nxt yar Macon City Hospital. Thy ar John Acr, Ed Adrholt, Calvin Alln, Pat Barmor, Frank Cartr, Nd Davis, Norman Gardnr Wy Hillis, Robrt McMichal, Roy Ray Robrt Shuman, L1wis Smith. At Columbus City Hospital will b Jo Grn, Thomas Hamilton, William McDavid, Hart Odom,, and Robrt Wad. Six ar going to Athns John Burns, Ed McLmor, and Donald May at St. Mary's, and John Carswll, Harry Johnston, and Harry Jordan at Athns Gnral. Frd Bll is going to Grady in Atlanta. In Jacksonvill will b John McConnick, Jams Moss and Bob Still (Duval Mdical Ontr) Howard MacGrgor and Ed Sapp (St. Luk's) and E im mtt Collins (U S. Naval Hospital) Going furthr south to soak up mor sunshin in Miami ar Rhods Havrty (Jackson Mmorial) and Jack Raulston (Mt. Sinai) Planning to kp national politics wll in Washington, D. C. ar J ohn Alln, Hnry Edwards, \ivallac Fltwood and Waltr Smith who ar going to Cntral Dispnsary and Emrgncy Hospital. Th othrs ar going to various and sundry houss mrcy to practic thir arts. Thy ar as follows Frd Ksslr U S. Navy Charlston, S. C. Gloria Butll, Knoxvill, T'nn., Gnral, Bnntt Horton, Nashvill, Tnn., Gnral Jam.s Kingry Oak Ridg Hospital Louis Williams, Baronss Erlangr at Chattanooga Sanford Shmrling, Mt. Sinai, Clv.land, Ohio Tom Wavr Ohio Stat Univrsity Columbus Ivan Parkr Whit Cross, Columbus, Ohio Murray Arkin, Minnapolis Gnral Aaron Dolinsky Kings County Brooklyn Yvonni Cordray Prsbytrian Hospital, Dnvr Fort Flkr a nd Talbrt Williams, Mdical Collg Virginia, Richmond Robly Smith, Waltr Rd, \ivashington S. R. Smith, Vally Forg, Pa., Army Hospital Virgl McEvr Brook Army Hospital, Fort Sam Houstori, Txas Goldn Hinton, Graduat Hospital Univrsity Pnnsylvania, Philadlphia Murray Gordon, Michal Rs, Chicago Malcom Parkr and Raymond Pickring, DPaul Hospital, orfolk, Virginia Roy In spit th consid rabl disappointmnt in discontinuation th faculty party following th skits, th substitution a campus party with br furnishd by th IFC turnd out vry wll. Thr was a good turn out faculty and stundnts in th basmnt th Phi Rho hous. Th party faturd br dancing, br ral old fashiond group singing that rockd th nighborhood, and br On th sid incidnts highlighting studnt-faculty rlationships was a baptism in br a Mthodist-Baptist baptism- a sprinkling that soakd) All in all a fling good chr was maintaind by all concrnd, th party braking up only whn th br gav out. As far as this writr is concrnd, no mrn,br th faculty lost any prstig by attnding, but rathr arnd incrasd admiration and rspct. "Old Cadavrs" Any ficr th staff THE CADAVER will gladly pay $1.00 to th first prson turning in a copy Vol. V issu To. 2, ovmbr To hlp you rcogniz it, it has th pictur Dr W F ' Hamil ton on th front pag. Ovr th Bridg Tabl W ith th lction nxt yar's ficrs for th Dams Club on th agnda for th nxt mting w ar xpcting a big turnout and th follow ing wivs hav bn nominatd by a committ which rcntly mt for this purpos. For prsidnt Gnva Taylor and Jann \ivst vic-prsidnt Ann Pund and Billi Dalt on for rcording scrtary Rita Spira and Shirly Bowrs corrsponding scrtary Ann Griffith and Christy Ray trasur!' Gwn Baily and Nancy Mays and for parliamntarian Alic Jan Middlton and Mary Ann Lwis. Nominations will b accptd from th floor On th fall cradl roll list ar Jun Burns, Joan Rogrs, Marty Cox and Btty Chny Congratulations, to Sonya McLndon on th arrival hr nw daughtr Mlani. Sarah Cokr has now mad it thr- it's a boy 8% pounds, Wow! As th lvator oprator on Barrtt wing closd th door h calld out, "What floor plas?" A st voic from th rar answrd, "Ladis Rady-to-Bar plas. " Withrington, Army and avy Gnral Hospital, Hot Springs, Ark. Gon McDonald, Duk Univrsity Hospital, Durham, N C. Martha Goddard and Bob Ellis hav not yt dcidd whr thy will intrn. Th Cada vr wishs to a ch thm th bst luck and w hop thy h a v a mos t succssful y ar its nw and th graduation its old brothrs by throwing an old fashiond bar-b-cu at "Goat" B:arris's Hous Pptic Ulcrs. Elction ficrs for th nxt yar will b hld on March 26. P R. S. NEWS Th Phi Rho Sigma Wivs tratd thir husbands and othr brothrs to a suppr on April 11. A party with a floor show followd th fst iv itis. Announcmnt th annual Snior-Alunmi Banqut to b. hld April 29 is also mad. T K. P INITIATES Thta Kappa Psi hld its annual initiation at th chaptr hous on Fiftnth Strt, Saturday aftrnoon, March 28. Thr wr twnty pldgs who took th oath th crmony Th initiats wr Hubrt Buxton, J im Clmnts, Bill Cook, Jim Cox, Paul F itzpatrick, Bob Hamilton, Charls Lanford, Tip Lindsy Tom Lowry Bo McNair Ccil Millr Lmar Murray Al Phillips, Tom Pirkl, John Sharhous, Wimpy Spars, Lowll Thomas, and Bill Shipman. Following th initiation crmony th in itiats, brothrs, a lumni, and gusts njoyd a bufft suppr A hous party followd latr in th vning. At rcnt fratrnity mtings, th Thtas hard lcturs givn by Dr W S. F lanagin and Dr Robrt Ellison, both Gamma Kappa alumni. Dr Flanagin gav an intrsting talk on th history and othr aspcts plastic su rgry w h il Dr EHison told o.f his xprimntal work on mitral stnosis. Undr cupid's nws is listd th dat Ca lvin's and Aggi's marr iag--jun 14, in Baxly Ga. Also intrst was th rcnt surpris announcmnt th marriag Wilbur Baugh to Miss Joan Bntly Milldgvill, on th past January 3. Announcmnt Th annual Snior Barbcu will b hld on May 2 at th chaptr hous. Skl f Ni ghf (Continud from pag 1) dntd us so many thir prssors in thir portra.yal lif in th Old Wst. Of all th skits, this on drw th most laughtr and applaus. All th prssors-drs. Ahlquist, Dnton, Dow Hamilton, Pund, Shpard, Sydow and Witham turnd in admirabl prfonnancs. Orchids to you gntlmn for bing such good sports. It would b impossibl to say which part this skit was th bst. Howvr w bliv no on could vr forgt th climax- Dr Pund's charging down th aisl lik an nragd bull and scaring hll out 80 % th studnts thr. And th tanding ovation which h rcivd at th trmination his prformanc was on th most hart-warming things w h a v sn hr at MCG. HIC!! Our Man S i t 1 y carnd through th door th othr pal blu Monday morning, lurchd ovr to th copy dsk, and xh aling ansthtically droppd as confusd a bundl nots as w hav vr sn into our pathtically agr outstrtchd hand, bfor co llapsing in a blissful- if somwhat dlrious- had on th floor bnath th narst tabl. Aftr thr hours during which th ntir fic staff xpndd its nrgy for th month dciphring th hiroglyphics Sitly's pnmanship, w gropd our way out th havy fums Chstrgold (which, for your scintific information, had affctd n ithr our nos, throat, nor sinuss advrsly into th frsh air lunch tim with mission accomplishd, smiling bnignly on th corpulnt corps Sitly as w passd. For contaminatd, stwd, disgustingly p i ck 1 d, snoringly inbriatd though his alcoholic form lay Sitly had aspird to and rachd hights not ordinarily grantd to common inortal flsh had indd had flashs insight and visions th raptuous world to com, and all that. Sitly it sms, had chancd across on thos advrtismnts in th snootir magazins that show a studious, dignifid middl agd charactr sittin ~ gravly at a tabl surroundd by shot glasss, on which is liftd in ithr hand, waring a calculatdly thoughtful xprssion with a caption bnath rading "Old Snootful Provd Bst by Tastrs Tst! " From that point on thing ld to anothr and Sitly bing vr a man for a Nwsworthy Story or un Unusual Angl, had not rstd until h had uncovrd th Story Bh ind Whisky Tasting- through th only rliabl mdium, prsonal xprinc. Anyway th slightly ditd, unscrambld, and lgibl-izd st nots on th subjct rads somwhat as follows and thir author lis, for all purposs a moral lsson (though w tnd prsonally to rgard him as a hroic, not to say nviabl, man) u ndr th tabl in th sixth lin abov. Friday 7 A. M. Concivd ida prsonal angl on whisky tasttsting whil warming baby's bottl, fding infant with on hand lafing through latst copy Gn tlm a n with othr Dcidd not to rst until had trackd down this Intrsting Occupation and don thorough study sam. Droppd baby in zal to b f on mission. Friday noon Aftr xhaustiv rsarch, on subjct, hav finally locatd hidout tast-tstin g board for larg firm liquor importrs and bottlrs and with crdntials from mag hav bn invitd to pay prsonal visit to sam this p. m. In mantim am doing som tsting for prliminary xprinc. Wish to rport Champagn Hi Lif br is, as bottlr advrtiss, pal, goldn and- ahm - rathr mllow Friday 4 P M. Hav mbarkd (Continud on pa g 5)

5 April 18, Pag Fiv BLOWS TO THE OLECRANON I h at mn bcau s thy tak m into a llys, da n c halls, tavrns, a nd b droon1s- th y prss m a nd fl m a ll ovr with thir fin grs. Aft r thy gt m hot, thy hold m to thir lip s a nd drag th lif out m. W h n th y g t what thy want, th y throw n1 as id an d I'm good only for tramps. Why s h ould thy tak advantag my whit body- aftr a ll, I'm only a cigartt. A dam: a nd Ev's nationa lity must h av b n Sovit- nothing to war only a n app l to at, but living in Par a dis. Mary had an ar opla n In it s h lov d to frisk Wasn' t s h a s illy girl Hr littl * H mt hi s x-wif a t a party and aftr a fw drinks s u ggs t d tha t thy h av a noth r try at mar riag. Sh snrd "Ovr my d a d bod y" H snrd "I s you h avn't chan gd a bit." Thr's th s tory a bout Tony, wif pas sd away and h was a lmost inco n solabl. At th cmtry h was prostrat with grif. In th car ridin g b ack hom h s obbd lik a ba by "Now no w Tony my boy " soothd his frind. I know itsa tou g h now but in s ixa month mayin FRONT OF THE SCREEN WILLIAMS! b you find anothr ba utiful b ambina a nd firsta ting you know you g tta m arri d again." dark cllar fu ll barrls. Hosts and insid brast pockts. T'o ny turn d to him in rag. tapping barrls judiciously xam3 00 Rachd Tasting Room. mmg c ontnts from spigots for Hosts all sat d ab out round tabl, " Sixa month," h shoutd, "Wh at (C ontinud from p ag 4) color (fools!) from tim to tim. pild with shot g lasss. Obsquious I g onn a do tonig h t?" on miss ion. Arrivd at gats 9 30 A. M. Droppd pn cil b- srvant pours from various bottls tstry 30 m in. ago. Aftr prsnt- hind larg barrl. Scramb ld on Old Snootful, labls all c odd. Hav y ou h ard about th swt ing cr dntia ls, six phon call s to floor for sam, managing thus to Hosts tast gingrly from ach young thing who d cidd sh's mag, boss, crdit b urau, tc., was lud hosts for fw minuts. glass. Yrs. truly sampls a lso. r a thr b a young man's slav th a n a llowd to pass g u ards at first A. M. Absnc dis cov - Cannot dt ct diffrnc in sam- a n old man's da rling, with th xgat. Aftr sarch for wapons, rd by hosts. Found samplin g all pls. All Old Snootful to nm. planation that sh h a td th contaminatd samp ls rival wins li brall y from nw Dobbs 4 00 Hoshts ngashd in shr- thou g ht old ag cr p ing up on brws, and th lik was p.r mittd homburg. Only vssl a round. ious dish cussions mritsh vari- h r past thr barbd wir fncs and A. M. Tour continus. oush shamp ls Old Snoutful- uh, g uards innr gat. Hosts vry Su pportd by host on ithr sid. Shnootful. Shlf shtill tas hting Th s udd n ntran c a w if gracious. Exp laining rquirmnts Pncil safly in custody third. libra lly Agr with all praiss h as cau sd many a scrtary to for whisky tsting and h igh 11 oo A. M. Win sampling c om- voi cd. Hav a ddd comm:nt, ch a n g h r pos it ion. standards l thir art as w g o. pltd. Now b ginning tour hi u s hful in a dvrtishing- Old ShotFriday 9 P M Rtiring for class stuff-old Snootful itslf. ful dos h g t bttr with vry ni g ht bfor onst tour on th Touring Elys ium Filds. g lash. hos h ts h. Did not furnish bottl morrow Larg room filld with 1,000 gal Hoshtsh bla ring at yrs. opn r wif cas 0. S. Forshd Saturday 8 A. M. Aros, br a k- vats pur Old Snootful. Pinching truly bca us h a d hash ac' idnt'ly to brak ncksh bottlsh. fastd lightly with hosts to b in slf at intrvals to s if aw ak. collapshd- but on'y molntar'ly'n othr ush ful commnt- ground full shap to a pprciat dlights to Tim out for lunch. into snoot g lash Old Shotwll. g lass shplintrsh a dd xtra zsht com. Accostd by on host who Dradful wast. Notic all othrs Dlis hush xshpr'nsh. Dishcus- to 01 S koutb a ll. inquird rgarding prvious ul cr s. t a k c f. My lunch a ccompa nid h 'on continush M-MM mmmmmm-mmmm. if any and stat gas tri c halth by larg glass tomato juic. Hosts 5 00, Party rishing to l av, 7 30 uttrly unintlligibl. in gn r a l- or rathr in Sitly y silf rathr p culiarly All D- Shlf rishs, falsh h adfir s t onto A nd so halt d th notsh- uh, Bgan tour brwry with hop vot d to Duty Suggst WCTU or- tabl, fishd out b y hoshtsh, Shup- nots pnnd by th nobl Sitlythrough malt va t room, which is ganiz n w chaptr a mong ths. portd by s hv' r a l who-tadd in on last, glorious, dying scrawl. nith r paj nor g oldn, and stinks 1 oo p M. Back to work! (? hoshts h on both shid s, go down Ah, w h at on us m und an magalik h- -. Now bg inning, hik through bot- fighting. 01' Shouthll shtill is h zin s ouls would not hav g ivn his 9 A.![. Survivd brwing as- tling rooms. Havn incarnat. d lig ht. Abshorbing s ham b y osh- right y to accompany Sitly on pcts nobly mrging into bottlry Larg rolling blts carrying bottl moshish. Sh 1 f n ow thoro'ly that tast buddia n marathon? fini sh d product. Sampl d brw a ft r bottl Old Snootful. Drooling shoakd in Snoot Oh Hll. First glass d lic ious. Scond g lass at thou ght t astin g room s L aving Dishtill'ry Not Soul Sitly stwd an d gon, rfrshing. Third g lass2 00 Subjctd to indignity und r own powr Prshntd wif What Elysium h av y known, 9 20 A. M. Prvntd from fur- prsonal sarch wh n as tut host cash 01' Shotohll ash go out Happy f ild or mossy cavrn, t hr sampling by hos t s. Rushd noti cs s uddn lump y apparan c gats h. Propll'd by ho shts h to Choicr th a n OLD SNOOTFUL'S hurri dly out dlightful spot to prson. Svral bottls Old car Shm s hudd nly gla d to s tavrn? into winry aspct, bginning w ith 1 Snootful rmovd from hip, coat, tours yuly go. V--ry unfrin'ly Hav y tippld drink mor fin? who~. Hi!!

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