THE AWARD FOR THE BEST FARMERS TAN

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1 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 THE SCORECARD The SBR Maintenance Crew Brothers in Sartorial Splendor Best Round Ever....5 Golf Humor Prize Winnings 8 The Board and Committee Chairs... 9 Patronizing Our Sponsors.11 Remember Our Sponsors.. 11 Mark Your Calendar.12 THE AWARD FOR THE BEST FARMERS TAN (check the last page of the newsletter) 1

2 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 THE SBR GOLF MAINTANCE CREW BACK ROW Tim George Manny Dan David Keenan Brier Ouijada Esquerman Morneweg Yarbrough Baucher MIDDLE ROW Crystal Stacey Vincent Jeffrey Tim Campiglia Cordero Campiglia Mitchell Morneweg BOTTOM ROW Jeffery Osebold David North 2

3 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 On September 5, 2017, Board Members of the SaddleBrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association had the honor of sharing pizza, soda and dessert with our hard working Golf Maintenance Staff. We talked about each employee s responsibility on the course and enjoyed a few stories of rattlesnakes and near miss golf shots. Our Board thanked them for their hard work in keeping our course in tiptop shape. Please, when you see them on the course, acknowledge them with a wave and a smile. They love their jobs and work very hard under all sorts of conditions. We couldn t ask for a better ground s crew!!! Below is the name of each employee and their job function Tim Brier, Heavy Machine Operator, planted all trees on course Keenan Baucher, Mower-Weedwacker Manny Esquerman, Mower, Tractor Driver Geroge Quijada Mower Crystal Campiglia, Mower and Bunkers Stacey Cordero, Mower Dan Morneweg, BAD PIN PLACER Vincent Campiglia, Mower David Yarbrough, ower Tim Morneweg, SUPER BAD PIN PLACER David North, Mower and tree trimmer Jeffery Osebold, Equipment Repair Jeffery Mitchell, Course Superintendent Gordie Tippetts Assistant Course Superintendent 3

4 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 BROTHERS IN SARTORIAL SPLENDOR Mick Bohm is a fine golfer as is Jeff Silver. Little did Mick know that he has a serious competitor for the BEST DRESSED golfer among the Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association. I can t wait to see what Mick comes up with to respond to Jeff s challenge. Who said the SBRMGA were a bunch of old serious golf guys. 4

5 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 BEST ROUND EVER Wine is one of the few things that get s better with age. Michael Tomaso decided to add another event to the list of age related achievements. On Aug 31 Michael shot a 75 which is his best round ever. Way to go Michael 5

6 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 GOLF HUMOR Two guys grew up together, but after college, one moved to Michigan and the other to Florida. They agree to meet every 10 years in Vero Beach and play golf. At age 30, they finish their round of golf and go to lunch. Where do you wanna go? Matt asked. Hooters, was Jimmy s reply. Why? Matt inquired further. Well, you know, they ve got the pretty girls there, Jimmy said. Okay, Matt conceded. 10 years later at age, 40 they play again. Where do you wanna go? Matt asked. Hooters, Jimmy said. Why? Matt asked again. Well, you know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little action on the games, Jimmy said. At age 50, the two meet up again, play a round of golf and get ready for lunch. Where do you wanna go? Matt asked. Hooters, Jimmy said. Why? Matt said, waiting for the new answer. The food is pretty good and there is plenty of parking, Jimmy said. Okay, Matt agreed. At age 60, they meet, play and go to eat. 6

7 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 Where do you wanna go? Matt asked. Hooters, Jimmy said. Why? Matt prodded again, knowing his buddy would have a fresh reason this time around. Wings are half price, Jimmy said. Okay, Matt said. Getting up there in age, they meet to play at age 70. Following the round the same refrain came. Where do you wanna go? Matt asked. Hooters, Jimmy said. Why? Matt asked another time. They have 6 handicap parking spaces right by the door, came Jimmy s reasoning. Okay, Matt said. 80 years old, losing their hearing, hair and memories, the two meet up one last time. Where do you wanna go for lunch? Matt asked. Hooters, Jimmy said eagerly. Why this time? Matt said We ve never been there before, Jimmy said. 7

8 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 PRIZE WINNINGS Please read this carefully. If you had a positive balance on your My Winnings card on July 31 st that balance has been carried over to the NorthStar system and is available to use before December 31 st. After August 1 st no prize money has been added to the My Winnings cards. Those funds are now in a credit book associated with your NorthStar member account. By scanning your HOA card in the Pro Shop the counter staff can tell you your current credit book balance. (You might want to hang on to your My Winnings card until you verify your balance has been transferred.) You may have winnings from Thursday s men s league as well as Sadie Hawkins and other special events. Those winnings are held in the same account. The Pro Shop has an end-of-year sale in event in December with nice discounts on most merchandise. Prior to the sale event extra merchandise is brought in. A few days before the sale event you can bag what you want to buy and have it held in the Pro Shop. When the sale begins you can complete your transaction. In addition to merchandise you can use your prize money to purchase range balls. All prize money accrued since Dec 1 st, 2016 expires on Dec 31 st,

9 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 THE BOARD and COMMITTEE CHAIRS President: Mark Klicker Vice President: Sam Rossi Secretary: Bruce Deverman The Scorecard: communications@sbrmga.org Membership: Tim McCauley membership@sbrga.org 9

10 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 Webmaster: Doug Strueber Treasurer: Mike White Weekly Events: Harley Schlachter Handicap and Rules: Rob Nemecek AGA Delegate: Mark Martin SPima Cup: Paul Lapatosky Sponsorship Chairmen: Guy Shelton 10

11 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 PATRONIZING OUR SPONSORS You are probably aware that the various sponsors who have generously given money to the Saddlebrooke Ranch MGA has resulted in an increase in the prize money that is available to the members who play on the various Thursday events. This money is a form of advertising on the part of the sponsors who believe that the membership of our MGA will patronize their establishments and consider using their services. Whenever you can try to show our appreciation by considering using their services whenever you can REMEMBER OUR SPONSORS For 2017, we are pleased to have three Platinum sponsors and ten Premier sponsors. The Platinum sponsors are Coyote Golf Cars, Golf Cars of Arizona, and Kim Tucker MD The Premier sponsors are Gerry Hause Long Realty, Community Church at Saddlebrooke, Robson Resort Communities, Oracle Ford, Outdoor Creations, Brakemax, Concierge Cooling Sonoran Design Landscape Bubb s Grub and DDS Patrick Shaffer 11

12 Saddlebrooke Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 MARK YOUR CALENDER Board Meeting Sept 26 Sept. 28th we will be playing Starr Pass Resort in Tucson, Oct. 12th at the Views golf club on Ranch Vistoso Maintenance and Overseeding Schedule MountainView 18 Sep-9 Oct - CLOSED for Overseeding The Preserve 25 Sep-16 Oct - CLOSED for Overseeding Saddlebrooke Ranch 25 Sep-16 Oct - CLOSED for Overseeding 12

13 Saddlebrooke Ranch Men s Golf Association Sept 2017 Tentative Future Events for 2018 Ryder Cup- Feb 8, 15 and 16. Match Play- March 14, 15 and 22. President s Cup- April 18 & 19. Founder s Cup- November 28 and 29. The man with the outstanding farmer s tan is non other than our buddy Harley Schlachter 13