WAKAKickball WORLD ADULT KICKBALL ASSOCIATION Best Parties. Best Games. Best Friends.

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1 GMOT Spring 2011

2 CO Mile High Divison Newsletter Spring 2011 WAKAKickball WORLD ADULT KICKBALL ASSOCIATION Best Parties. Best Games. Best Friends. 2nd Edition Editor s Notes Message from Meghan The Rules Social Calendar 2 2 Thanks to the photography skills of TIGER BLOOD s captain, Elise, we finally have some pictures of other teams! If your team didn t make it in or you want to see even more of your team in the GMOT, please send in your pics. No nude photos though! Well, maybe for my private collection... Something else worth touching on this week is reffing. WAKA refs are not paid professionals, so please be nice to them! Only captains and co-captains are allowed to dispute calls so let one of them know if you disagree with the ref. Player Spotlight Current Standings Ask the Infielder WAKArazzi Spring Schedule If you don t have plans this coming Saturday, the Arapahoe Basin beach is the place to be! The TSSP is back and better than ever. For more info go to: See you on the field! Mustang Hallie p.s. There are no team reports this week because none were provided - captains please send those in! Message from Meghan Questions/comments/hate mail? Contact me: hallie_myers@yahoo.com KickBALLERS - It seems like the Spring season just started (cause it did), but it s already time to mark your calendars for the Mid-Season Party! It s going to be held at The Ginn Mill on April 20th. This will be week 5 of our season and is also the same night as Team Spirit night! Put that baby in Sharpie! - Meghan

3 The Rules Player Spotlight 6. BASE COACHES 6.01 Two members of the team at kick must coach first and third base. The base coaches must assist in retrieving foul balls and may switch with other team members to remain in the proper written scorebook kicking order Base coaches may not physically assist runners while the ball is in play (see Rule 14.02h) h. An out is: A runner physically assisted by a team member during play. Social Calendar Nickname: Benny/Ears Hometown: The 0 (Wash Park) Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius Ben Mendenhall STU GATZ Favorite Drink: Breckenridge Avalanche Ale Favorite Hangout: Don s (DMD)/Wash Park Favorite Position: The Reach Around Favorite Position: Kickball & anything in the mountains April 9th - ABasin Thriftstore Ski Party Put on your finest vintage ski gear and head to the ABasin beach for flip cup, Jell-O shots, a costume contest and more! Current Standings April 9th - rd Annual Snuggie Crawl eventphp?eid= April 20th - Team Spirit Week & Mid-Season Party May 4th - Cinco de Mayo May 7th - Denver Derby Party May 11th - Graffiti Night May 18th - Denver Cruiser Ride Starts TIGER BLOOD Where My Picthes At? Ballbarians I d Kick That Victorious Secret BLU Sky Balls Deep G s Up, Ho s Down Bayside High Tigers Playin the Field STU GATZ Balls n Dolls Winning

4 Ask the Infielder The Infielder has written two National Best Sellers. His latest, How to be Awesome: The Attractive Person s Guide to Being Better Than Everyone, has sold over 8 million copies in 6 different languages. The Infielder is not a professional counselor, only because he doesn t choose to be one. If he actually wanted to be paid for his counsel, he would be awesome at it. Readers of this GMOT should consider themselves privileged that he has chosen to offer us his wisdom. Submit your questions to asktheinfielder@gmail.com. Dear Infielder, My birthday was last week. I turned 26 and even though my birthday is posted on my Facebook profile, I didn t get any birthday wishes from my friends. I double checked and saw that it is the correct date, but still no messages. Disappointed Dear Disappointed, So? Infielder Dear Infielder, I was helping my boyfriend move a few weeks ago and came across a bunch of dolls. Most were called GI Joe and one was still in a box. I think it was called a Zortie or something like that. Should I be worried that he is an adult that still plays with dolls? Worried Dear Worried, First of all, those are not dolls, they are action figures. Second, that was not a Zortie, but Zartan, the master of disguise. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?! Zartan is possibly the wiliest member of Cobra and can cleverly adapt the persona of any person he chooses. He has impersonated scientists, dignitaries, generals and even you know what? I think this is wasted on you. Seriously. Those are highly collectible pieces of Americana and your boyfriend is wise to hold on to them. Don t ever ask him dumb questions like this. Infielder

5 WAKArazzi by Ian Armstrong WAKArazzi sources discovered Lady FraFra preparing her dog sled team in Denver. WAKArazzi catches Sam Engine discovering a silent present from the opposing team. Sharlie Cheen pretends not to notice as one of his Goddesses tries to snort the dog.

6 Spring Schedule Week Apr 06 Week 4 Apr 1 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 Team A VS STU Team A BAL STU Team B WIN GUHD Team B PTF BND Refs IKT BHT Refs WIN VS 6:00PM Field 6:00PM Field Team A PTF Team A WMPA Team B BND Team B BHT Refs BLU Refs TB 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 Team A IKT BHT Team A WIN BLU Team B BAL BD Team B IKT VS Refs WIN STU Refs BAL BND 6:50PM Field BYE 6:50PM Field BYE Team A WMPA Team A TB TB Team B BLU Team B GUHD BD Refs PTF Refs BHT Week 5 Apr 20 TEAM SPIRIT WEEK 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 Team A GUHD IKT Team B BLU BHT Refs BND WMPA 6:00PM Field Team A Team B Refs PTF BAL TB 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 Team A BND WMPA Team B WIN BD Refs GUHD IKT 6:50PM Field BYE Team A Team B Refs TB VS PTF STU RAIN PLAN Rain makeup wk schedule for 5-18 PLAYOFFS 1st Round of tournament play scheduled for 5-25 Final rounds played on a Saturday at the end of the season TBD asap (Tentative 6-4) Week 6 Apr 27 Week 7 May 04 CINCO DE MAYO Week 8 May 11 GRAFFITI NIGHT 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 Field 6:00PM Field 1 Field 2 Field Team A STU GUHD Team A BND IKT TB Team A BND BAL STU Team B BLU BD Team B BHT BLU BAL Team B VS BHT WIN Refs BHT TB Refs STU GUHD BD Refs TB WMPA IDK 6:00PM Field 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 Field 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 Field Team A WMPA Team A STU GUHD BD Team A TB BAL IKT Team B VS Team B WMPA WIN PTF Team B PTF WMPA BD Refs BAL Refs BND BLU BAL Refs VS BHT WIN 6:50PM Field 1 Field 2 7:40PM Field 1 Field 2 Field 7:40PM Field 1 Field 2 Field Team A PTF BND Team A VS WIN Team A BLU IKT Team B BHT TB Team B STU BD Team B TB GUHD Refs BLU GUHD Refs WMPA PTF Refs PTF BD 6:50PM Field BYE Team A WIN Team B BAL IKT Refs STU