WLUSU joins OFS on trial basis

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1 the ~ Joke ~ ''.. Weldy Volume 25, Number 23 Thursday, March 28, 1985 ssue next week WLUSU ons OFS on tral bass by Andrea Cole The Wlfrd Laurer Unversty Student Unon ('NLUSU) wll on the Ontaro Federaton of Students on a temporary bass for the year Only two Board members voted aganst the move; they were Grad Drector Wllam McBan and Arts Drector Jeff Burchll. Monka Turner, charperson of OFS, attended the meetng to make a presentaton to the Drectors. She outlned the structure and functons of the Federaton, and answered the many concerns Board members voced. The Plannng and Prortes Commttee and the Commsson Servces and Revew Commttee presented a bref to the Board whch outlned the moton to on OFS. The cost wll be 35~ per fulltme student, or about $},470. Any expense s seen as a con, of sorts, but on the pro sde, WLUSU Presdent Matt Certosmo sad Laurer wll have a vote at the June OFS plenary meetng. Also, temporary membershp s cheaper than full membershp, whle allowng the school to get the feel of the organzaton. A referendum s requred at the end of the temporary membershp of one year. The two commttees whch studed the matter feel the referendum wll ncrease student awareness, although t wll requre the expendture of more tme and money. Both Dr. John Wer, presdent of the unversty, and Dean of Students Fred Nchols were asked to respond to the OFS ssue. "They were not negatve," says Certosmo...They were farly ambguous, as they prefer to be on matters such as ths." Both Wer and Nchols suggested that the man concern should be WLUSU autonomy and dentty. OFS comprses about 200,000 postsecondary students. Wthn the man structure t contans four commssons, each wth ts own full executve and budget. These commssons look after the four maor areas of graduate, undergraduate, college, and nternatonal students, and they make the polces that bear on ther areas of concentraton. "We do both admnstratve and nformaton organzng, as well as research and lobbyng," says T umer. OFS dd some hghpowered lobbyng for student concerns such as tuton, accessblty, and the new Student Ad program, all Bovey recommendatons. "The rally was used for a lot of dscusson about the speculated upcomng electon," she sad. "n partcular, the Ontaro Federaton of Labour (OFL) used our rally to dsagree wth the repayment loan program n the (Bovey) report. They wthdrew ther support of t" Turner also mentoned that all member schools, whether full or prospectve, wll be nvted to attend a meetng wth provncal Educaton Mnster Keth Norton. "He's a very easygong guy," says Turner wth a grn. "He's a lot dfferent than Dr. Stephenson." Full membershp n OFS costs $3 per fulltme student; however, ths matter wll be decded by the students at large durng the fall referendum. n Laurer had a prospectve membershp, but the subsequent referendum turned down the full membershp possblty. Electon partcpants cleared of wrongdong by Uz Jefferson A moton brought forward by the Plannng and Prortes Commttee of WLUSU, and approved by the board on Sunday, has cleared everyone from punshment for ther actons n the past WLUSU electon. Both WLUSU Presdent Matt Certosmo and the Electon Revew Task Force admt that there were wrongdongs n the past electqn. The task force, n the frst phase of what wll be a twopart report, says former WWSU Presdent Kevn B}ers overstepped hs dutes n more than one way n the past electon. Certosmo sad, "An nfrngement dd occur but punshment for t s beng wthheld." He also sad, "The OMB (Operatons Management Board) decded that nstead of lookng nto the past we would try and establsh a rule followng pattern by reevaluatng and updatng the regulaton." The moton at Sunday's WLUSU Board meetng to clear everyone was brought forward by WLUSU's Plannng and Prortes Commttee char vana Fabrz. Fabrz asked that "all ndvduals nvolved be exonerated of any wrongdong." The Electon Revew Task Force, whch was orgnally gven a mandate to make recommendatons about the past electon to the Plannng and Prorty Commttee, cted three examples of Byers' oversteppng hs dutes. Three charges were based on the fourpage WWSU advertsng supplement Byers had prnted wthout WLUSU approval. The expendture of over $8()() was not approved by the OMB or the board of drectors. All expendtures of ths sze need some type of approval before they can be ordered. The other twc charges were based on the operatng agreement that exsts between WLUSU and WLU Student Publcatons. The contract clearly confnes the rght to publcaton of such materal to Student Publcatons. The task force also feels that the power of the chef electoral offcer (CEO) must be made clearer for future electons. Accordng to Task Force cochar Jono Tce, the CEO ob descrpton wll be under ntense revew durng phase two of the Task Force report The report on phase two wll be avalable to the Board and the publc n October. Accordng to Tce, "n the future, the recommendatons wll be on fle for future reference. The names wll be forgotten but not postons. The purpose was not to pont fngers and create a potentally ugly stuaton but to mprove t" The Electon Revew Task Force was establshed the frst week after the recent WLUSU general electon by WLUSU Presdent Matt Certosmo. The task force was gven a mandate to revew the electon and to make recommendatons dealng wth ths vear's electon and how electons n the future can run smoother. The task force s chared by Jono Tce and, untl recently, Melany Frankln. Frankln relnqushed the char when she was named to the poston of WLUSU Commssoner of Unversty Affars. She wll be replaced by a student who does not have any formal connectons wth WLUSU. photo by KarmVran Enthusastc readers flock to read Cord. Perhaps they already know that ths s the last serous paper of the year. Then agan, maybe they thnk t's ust chcken feed. Or duck feed. Anyway, they're all ust gong quackers. 0 FS, UW coalton dscussed. by Andrea Cole aspects of hs moton, and the tme Development Commttee, of whch A secondary moton to the Ontaro and work that would be nvolved. Howe s charperson. Federaton of Students (OFS) ssue Several members expressed After the report had been gven, provded consderable debate concern about upcomng exams, as Certosmo sad he thought the tme among the WLUSU Board of well as the fact they were behnd n could have been more proftably Drectors at ther meetng Sunday assgned homework. used for ssues rather than updates, nght The vote on Howe's moton ended to whch Howe repled, "Certanly Board member Scott Howe n a te, whch was broken by Matt (Certosmo), accommodatng requested that the approach Charman John McCarthy. He voted youas usual." package, whch s to be made up by aganst the moton, to defeat t the Commsson of Unversty Affars, Presdent Matt Certosmo voced be avalable to Board members by the same concern, and added, "f May 15th. Ths package wll nclude a was sttng where you are, Scott, 'd dscusson of goals and obectves, be dong the same thng you are and dentty and autonomy. Howe now...l'm sttng on ths sde, though, feels that Board members should now." have ths package before the June Howe and WLUSU Presdent Matt plenary meetng of OFS. Certosmo clashed ~ver Howe's Howe was asked by varous update on the workngs of the drectors to consder the human Consttutonal Operatons and nsde 24 hour cash A 24 hour nstant teller should be nstalled n the Student Clnon Buldng by the fall. The Royal bank wll be provdng the machne as a servce for students. page3 Athletc awards The annual Athletc Banquet was held last Thursday at the Waterloo nn, honourng the maor contrbutors to Laurer athletcs. page 13 Howe's report dealt wth such matters as the relatonshp between the Student Unon and Student Publcatons, and the fact WLUSU has the rght to put a drector on the Board of Student Publcatons. Ths ssue arose earler n the year at whch tme t was dscovered that WLUSU n fact, does not have ths rght con't on page 3 Revew/Prevew Hghlghts of the 8485 sports season and a look ahead to the upcomng 8586 season. pages 13 and 15

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3 HE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, vard 28, news Royal Bank machne a near realty Lz Jefferson by Loans and Servces, says that n order to be worth nstallng, a bank Thesemnars on personal fnance, the frst of ther knd n Canada, have Feedback for the new semnars has been excellent, and Copperthwate programs lke these ones. Copperthwate gave another reason Mot only s Laurer the natonal machne has to have ten thousand been developed wth nput from hopes that the program wll be for the excellent relatonshp testng ground for the Royal Bank's new student fnance semnars, but credt cards and a bankng machne wll become realtes for oncampus Laurer students. The nstabank machne the Royal entres a month machne s expected Laurer's to have onlv four thousand entres a month. The machne wll cost about $60,000 to nstall and wll be WLCJSG executves and Horace Braden, drector of Student Awards. Expert staff lke Regonal Manager Lloyd Fraser use specally produced flms n presentatons desgned to gve students qualfed nformaton expanded and used by more unverstes. The next semnar s scheduled for March 27. The Royal Bank's convenent locaton and Laurer's sze lend themselves to expermental between WLG and the bank, sayng "To be honest, we pcked Laurer because of Horace Braden. He was most knowledgeable and easy to get along wth." Bank s offerng to Laurer has not expensve to mantan. "We don't see about loans, credt, budgets and been confrmed yet. WLCSCJ the machne payng for tself," sad nvestments. Presdent Matt Certosmo stressed Copperthwate. However, he does Orgnally, a focus group headed that negotatons are stll underway between the bank and WLUSC. 'Nothng s defnte. We're stll tryng see the plans for the machne as defnte, because the Royal Bank has sent a letter of commtment of by former WLCSG Presdent Kevn Byers, Treasurer Nancy Novnka and aded by Braden, entered Board meetng to mprove deal," he sad. some aspects of the WLCJSU. negotatons wth thebank to provde some knd of student nformaton con't from page 1 A new summer formula wll see There s the queston of rental The Royal Bank wll also make t servce. The present WLGSC The new drector of Student the fve executve members of the payment for the space n the Student easer for graduates, coop students, executve, headed by Certosmo, Actvtes, Peter Nosalk, fell under workng at the Unversty ths (Jnon Buldng. As well, the Royal Bank wll not elmnate the 6CK and students whose parents wll cosgn for them, to becomevsa card decded the program was a worthwhle one to follow through. questonng about the methods he used to fll the last three coordnator summer. A referendum wll be held n October to see whch formula the wthdrawal charge even though the owners. "They (Royal Bank) know Although there were few students postons he had under hs students prefer, f any. Last year, only machne wll be used by 4,000 how dffcult t s for students to get a n attendance at the frst lecture ursdcton. Drector Jeff Burchll the presdent was employed students. card," sad Certosmo, "and they've concernng nvestments, the ones sad he had heard a rumour the ob throughout the summer. Ted Copperthwate, the Ktchener sad they wll process Laurer who dd attend were so nterested the of the Shnerama co ordnators was hew Student Publcatons branch manager of Consumer applcatons separately.'' queston perod went overtme. offered to a group who appled for an Presdent Lynn Kurtz presented a orentaton ob, but were bref report to the Board n whch she unsuccessful. stressed the forthcomng report on Nosalk sad he had offered the Operatons Management Board Lberal hopefuls vst WLU ob to the unsuccessful orentaton people because the one group whch appled for Shnerama dd not have a typesettng equpment, as well as the fact that Student Publcatons wll be lookng at takng the frst steps by Bruce Maule Three of the local Lberal MPP hopefuls were on campus last Thursday to hold talks wth WLCSC Commssoner of Unversty Affars Melany Frankln, and Presdent Matt Certosmo. The poltcans, ncumbent for Waterloo North Herb Epp, ncumbent for Ktchener Wlmot John Sweeney, and Lberal toursm season was over." Sweeney also sad that they have done studes on the ont Federal/Provncal ob ntatves and have dscovered that the "combnaton of federal and provncal conservatve programs wll provde less obs than last year, yet there wll be more students lookng." Frankln and Certosmo for nvtng them to campus to dscuss the ssues and what can be done to act on them. They sad that whle meetngs lke ths are not hgh profle, they are much more effectve n gettng acton than alternatve actons such as demonstratons at Queen's Park. Certosmo expressed hs ntenton to nvte the canddates of the strong ntervew. "The orentaton people turned t down," sad Nosalk. "They felt they were not commtted enough. The ob was gven to the orentaton applcants." The Unversty of Waterloo/Wlfrd Laurer Unversty coalton wll become a formal Presdent realty. Matt Certosmo asked the Board to accept the proposal, whch wll see the development of a budget and toward autonomy. Legal Servces wll now be called the Legal Resource Centre. ts new Drector wll be Clve Baxter. A Poor Students BBQ wll be held Aprl st Food s free, but a collecton wll be taken up for Ethopa. Homecomng Coordnators are Sandra Hoover, Erca Jedg, and Joelle Dosmen. Shnerama Co hopeful for Ktchener Davd Cook, came to Laurer seekng a better Cook also expressed concern that even these programs "wll be too late Conservatve and NDP partes to smlar meetngs n the near future to consttuton for the coalton before the Board summer meetng. ordnators are Julan Pope, Ken Glmer, JaneVoll, Mary Marshall. The grasp of the ssues whch concern students n ther rdngs. They came away wth the feelng that unversty fundng s a maor for to receve many the benefts." Sweeney mapped out the Lberal Party's approach to educaton. "The Lberal Party s guded by two see where they stand on these ssues and what they are to prepared do to mprove the stuaton. Many other matters were dscussed at length, The followng are some of the hghlghts: Orentaton Commttee wll be headed by Larry O'Relly and a large team. ssue among students, and they prncples. The frst s that anyone blamed the conservatve govern whowant to get an educatonshould ment for the low level of fundng. Accordng to Sweeney, the federal government pays for 70% of the cost of educaton, tuton accounts for be able to." Ths wll lead to a better socety, he sad. "The second s that educaton should not necessarly be ted to a career goal," sayng that 16%, and the provncal government pays only 14%. Sweeney charged that ths has occurred prmarly because the federal provnce government gves the grants for educaton, but general arts degrees should be protected. "We reect out of hand the Bovey recommendaton of lowerng accessblty." Sweeney also charged that whle new Educaton Mnster Keth Morton does not nsst that the money be spent or educaton. Snce ths practce (called block fundng) has supported ncreased accessblty, he has not supported part two of ths more for educaton. money started n 1977, the provnce has "Ontaro funds $1,000 less than the dverted $225 mllon away from unverstes, accordng to Epp. Both Sweeney ana Epp called for an end natonal average," accordng to Sweeney. to block fundng. They also sad obs are a maor concern for students. The Lberal WLCSCJ dscussed a wde range of ssues of concern to students at the has conducted two task forces party n the past two years to look nto what to do about the youth employment problem. "We were very upset when the Ontaro Youth Employment was Program gong to be cancelled. Grossman and Mller have renstated the program after Lberal nsstence," accordng to Sweeney. However, they replaced t wth new ones whch were not understood, Sweeney sad. "For example, the Toursm "ranng program was not started untl October when the meetng. These ssues ncluded a dscusson of the Bovey Report (a commsson set up to look nto the future of unverstes, and whch recommended a decrease n accessblty), talks about rasng the drnkng age n Ontaro to 21 and what effects ths would have on Student Unon revenues, problems wth standardzed testng whch the Bovey report recommended, OSAP and Student Ad and how t serves student needs.! he three poltcans commended "** "*** 2&1.' c F«4/rla«, 'Wg'rs, 112 saucv, Wth Aucton ftft 'looll *$ p fl 83:30 p.m. sat,, March 30 9 a.m. 1 p.m. Chldren's Book Sae at same tmes FRST UNTED CHURCH, WATERLOO sponsored by KW Canadan Federaton of Unversty Women Proceeds for Scholarshps and Communty Servce 112 \ <r yj #~»P 9 Health Sante el %,f\ and \ Welfare Beneue socal A. ALA.VAC4. M Canada Canada

4 1 ~ <* 4 Thursday, March 28, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Attenton Class of '85 f you have an educatonal background n socal scences or human servces, consder a Georgan College postdploma program. Appled Socal Research Recreaton for Specal Populatons (Barre) (Orlla) 12month coop program 12month ndvdually talored program specalzed courses n research desgn, statstcal data analyss and computer applcatons assessment courses n lesure educaton, counsellng and lfe career optons n market and socal research wth government, health, communty and socal 16week competency based nternshp agences career possbltes wth senors, law offenders, developmentally or physcally dsabled persons wouldlke more nformaton and Mal to: Regstrar's Off ce an applcaton for: Georgan College One Georgan Drve Appled Socal Research L4M3X9 Barre. Ontaro Recreaton for Specal Populatons Name Address Cty Phone ( J Prov. Postal Code "X* FOR S 1 wf^v^ssmk mm vs^p^ Georgan College CD BE ASSURED PS CANADAN MADE o nwtu 7 //c Bookstore n (he ( oncom se Tme on your hands ths summer? Student Publcatons could use your help and your talents ths summer wth the Summer Cord Weekly, the WLUer, Wall Calendar, and Pocket Planner. Wrters, photographers, artsts and producton people are welcome on a volunteer bass. Organzatonal '' Alter you've gone down the slopes for the last tme n the day, remember the sensaton of the snowflled wnd n face wth Hram Walker your Schnapps. Us cool, mnty flavour s as refreshng as a spray of snow. HRAM WALKER SCHNAPPS. WHAT A DFFERENCE A NAME MAKES, < meetngs wll start n Aprl. Please call for more nformaton. Ask for Chuck,>r Fre

5 Frday all THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 28, Drector of Student Awards retres by Lz Jefferson Horace Braden, drector of student, awards at Laurer, hs ntent to resgn. has announced A recepton was held n Braden's honour on March 21, attended by members of the admnstraton, WLCJSC, staff and faculty, representatves as well as of Student Awards Offces from several other unverstes n Ontaro. Braden has done much n hs career to address the fnancal concerns of students, and has won the respect of the organzatons he deals wth. " really apprecated the number of people that came," he sad. "1 have very good feelngs about the people 've worked wth." Braden came to Waterloo Lutheran Unversty (before the name change) n 1966 as a Horace Braden professor of hstory. After teachng for three years, he became the drector of Placement and Career Servces, and saw t through many changes and n developments. 1979, the department splt nto two separate offces, and he was apponted Drector of Student Awards. " see myself as a member of a team that has provded a servce. have a lot of satsfacton n the fact that we have good staff who care about student needs," he sad. Last year, the offce handled sx mllon dollars and 2600OSAP applcatons. On top of that, they are responsble for student contngency loans, bursares and fnancal counsellng. Throughout hs years as drector, Braden voced hs concerns about student fnance. The problem of student debt load s one he puts "at very hgh prorty." He has strong feelngs about the role a unversty should play n the lves of students. Braden sad the unversty should not depersonalze the students, and that t should always be open to the exchange of deas. " perceve educaton as a sgnfcant factor n the promoton of personal growth. The sze of Laurer gves us a unque opportunty to focus on the student. 'm concerned that the unversty shouldn't lose that focus. s ths opportunty exploted as fully as possble or can we do better?" "The mark of an educated person, n my opnon," Braden sad, "s the ablty to dffer wth another person's deas wthout attackng hs personalty." ' news Latest Update On Canada's Largest Selecton Of Outdoor Equpment The Coop's new Summer 1985 catalogue s chock full of everythng you'll need for campng, canoeng, clmbng and bcycle tourng fun kayakng, ths summer You'll fnd boots, clothng packs, tents, sleepng bags "profts to you'' Coop prces f at low you're not already one of the over Coop members, fnd out what you've been mssng send me a tree copy ol the Coop s 64 page Summer 1985 catalogue NAME ADDRESS code ha mountan EQUPMENT MM coop Vancouver Calgary Toronto CP,s;'R w Bth Ave Vancouver BC VSY^N^ N Vsa students pay steep fees Specal to the Cord Canadan. 55% of Laurer students than 600 out of a possble score of are on some type of scholarshp. 800 ponts. The entrance level at A study recently completed by two frstyear Laurer students reveals some of the economc and socal problems faced by vsa students whle n attendng unversty Ontaro. to Accordng the report, vsa students are found to experence many common problems whle studyng here. Depresson and lonelness were found to be the two maor problems hnderng the students' academc performance. The prce of attendng school as a vsa student s also a man concern. Whle all of the students ntervewed agreed that t was far for the Ontaro government to charge dfferental fees, half of them beleved the present fees were too hgh. The survey, completed by Ray Wlhelm and Wnne Muah for ther frst year Socology course, was undertaken here at Wlfrd Laurer and at the Unversty of Guelph. Whle not meetng the crtena of scentfc polls, the nonrandom survey of forty students at the two unverstes dd produce some nterestng results. Before acceptance at a Canadan Guelph s 500. Unversty the vsa student must The survey reports that 95% of the complete an Englsh as a Foregn Language exam. Accordng to the of depresson whle 40% complan of report, a student wll be accepted at Laurer only f he/she scores hgher Laurer students suffer from feelngs lonelness and lack of enough good frends. A great lookng harstyle 1 at reasonable prces! Men $7.50 Women $ l Complete wth Bow Dry HU Perms $35.00 complete Appontment needed for Perms only. xevlsv: 28 Unversty Ave. E. Across from Chum's Fred Chcken Tuesday 8:306:00 Hpl Saturday 8:003:30 Please return your proofs to Forde Studo by Thursday, March 28 to have your photo ncluded n the Grad Photo Yearbook. There s stl! tme to have your Grad Photos taken. For more nformaton call: Francs St. N. Ktchener The students were dvded nto two groups. Students who come to Ontaro are ether selfsupported by frends and famly or are attendng unversty on a government scholarshp from ther home country. Most of the psychologcal pressure seems to be placed on the scholarshp students. Accordng to the report, f students do not keep ther marks n the B range they could have ther scholarshp revoked and be forced to pay back ther home country as much as $35,000. A scholarshp student receves the full amount of money requred to pay tuton, OHP, school supples and a monthly allowance of $420 Announcng the wnners of the Bnm T stnetraul n \ FORD SRONGOfc ln thß l"h8l Long Dstance Contest " Prep. Courses for June 17 LSAT June 16 GMAT Unversty of MantobaTWmnpeg, Mantoba lor nformaton call (416) to call free dal Sherdan College, Brampton, Ontaro ' "> Unverste du Quebec, Tros Rveres. Are you emotonally upset by an unplanned pregnancy? We can help you face your problems realstcally. Bcall RTHRGHT TbeCOW Congratulatons to our CdHßda wnners. And to all of our contest entrants, thank t Alberta Government Telephones Martme Tel & Tel ' B.C. 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6 page 6 Thursday, March 28, 1985 lle CORD WEEKLY Goodbye As t s the end of the year and ths s the last 'serous' Cord of the year, t should be my responsblty to wrap up the year n some sort of profound way. Should be, that s. nstead, ths space wll be dedcated to a group of people who have gone by vrtually unrecognzed for ther work and effort n the past year. Of course speak of the Cord Weekly staff. Wth a core of some twenty people ths year's staff was able to produce one of the best papers ths campus has seen and has at the same tme weathered a storm of protest and nsults to complete ths year ntact, and stronger than before the year started. There s not the space to pont out each person ndvdually and to gve credt for the fne ob done. Be t suffcent to say each person on staff s nvaluable to the fnal product and each person worked to the best of her/hs ablty to brng you the Cord each week. Snce ths s to thank the staff and to pont out the wonderful work they have done wll stay clear of the low ponts of the year and nstead touch on some of the thngs that made ths year so great There were two hghlghts for the staff ths year, one slghtly more rewardng than the other. The most rewardng moment for most of the staff occurred ust a few weeks ago when we ran a feature on pom~raphy. t was rewardng because as a staff we spent long hours agonzng over whether we should run the feature and the pctures, whether we should run the pctures wth certan areas blacked out, or not at all. When we fnally came out wth the fnal product there were of course the expected gasps of surprse and dspleasure but for the most part people understood why we ran the feature and the pes. J'.'\any people ca~e to the offce and thanked us for the feature.and havnq the guts to run Jt As a staff t was nce to be understood and apprecated for a change. The other hghlght of the year occurred early n the frst term when we ran some stores about the decson to reect the Gay Club's Homecomng Parade Float We receved a couple of letters, one n partcular that was heartwarmng to any student newspaper staff. Some of the quotes from the letter we receved are: "t would be easy for you to gve Laurer a newspaper that was nothng more than a chatty ~kdrop...lnstead, by dealng wth delcate and controversal matters you stck your necks out for others even at tmes when ths means you must stand_ alone." "...for a whle the Cord was the only lttle candle burnng n the mght for the young gay people on campus." 'Your farmndedness and mpartalty, not to menton your persstence, are valued and apprecated." Ths letter and others we receved ths year n support of us when we champoned the mnorty_ or unpopular sde gave us all the strength to serve the WLU commumty the way we thought t was rght and not n the cheerleadng style that others would lke to see. To the Cord staff and our supporters: thank you for a great year, one that helped us all grow a lttle and gave us a better understandng of why we are n unversty and more partcularly, why we slave away at a good unversty newspaper, the Cord Weekly. Chuck Krkham letters ~< / ~~ ::/ r/, :~ ~ / ' a.: : Cheatng, plagarsm plague SBE: student warns of penaltes n recent months a problem of cheatng and plagarsm has plagued the School of Busness and Economcs (SBE). A few very serous cases have come to the attenton of faculty and students n the School. Unfortunately these are not the only cases occurrng. Wth the hgh profle of cases comng to the attenton of the faculty, there has been a stepup n securty measures wth unanmous agreement that such occurrence wll be dealt wth severely. Before elaboratng further on the penaltes nvolved a few defntons should be made clear; thus reference s made to Page 36 of the Undergraduate Calendar. Cheatng s defned as: "the use, gvng, recevng, or the attempt to use, gve or receve unauthorzed nformaton durng an examnaton, or the presentaton of a sngle work n more than one course wthout the nstructor nvolved." "Penaltes are leved n relaton to the degree of nfracton of academc honesty, and range from requrng the student to redo the pece of work, through falure of that pece of work, falure n the course, to suspenson from the Unversty for a term or more." "Plagarsm s the unacknowledged presentaton of the work of others as one's own." Cheatng s a serous crme wth severe consequences. Many students do not realze the serousness of ther actons or extent of punshments leved. The present cases range n severty, hence n punshment The actons range from a grade of zero n a partcular assgnment, to temporary suspenson for one year, to expulson from the Unversty. n the latter case, the lfe of the student s not only runed here at Laurer but chances of acceptance at any other nsttute of Hgher Learnng s very lmted. s t really worth t? Can anyone afford to get zero on an assgnment whch s probably worth over 15%, let along beng suspended for a 1year perod or longer? What has happened to academc honesty? What makes people resort to such actons? Can t be the pressures nherent n the system? We cannot blame our program for makng us resort to such pressureseveryone. does not do t! Most people cope, gettng ther work done ndepen dently wthout havng to chea_t or plagarze. 'm not sayng that workng wth someone else or gatherng nformaton from varous sources s cheatng. 'm not sayng we should not work n groups, share deas and nformaton that's what the Busness program demands of us! They force us to work n groups, learn to cooperate and share deas. There s, however, a dstnct dfference between sharng deas and cheatng. The penaltes leved for cheatng are not to shock other students. These are penaltes that have been used n the past for smlar crcumstances. The Unversty s not Graduatng student vents steam before leavng Ths beng my last year at Laurer, there are a few thngs have to get off my chest (as t were) before leave ths nsttuton of learnng (Ahem). Frst of all, a word about our lbrary. Last week as entered ths solemn buldng, notced posters on the wall remndng me that was to keep quet whlst n attendance. mmedately my mnd went to a day about a month before, when as so quetly sat researchng a paper on the 4th floor of ths same buldng, my studyng was suddenly nterrupted by one ("very quet") lbraran yellng to another ("very quet") lbraran some ncredbly mportant nformaton regardng when and where to have lunch. 'm sure all n attendance that day apprecated knowng these detals and that they all remembered the ncdent ust as dd when these wonderful posters appeared. (Too bad the lbrarans don't see them.) My second comment refers to the "art" (dare say zoophla erotca) whch graced the Concourse for the two weeks mmedately after the Cord prnted a centre feature artcle on the topc of pornography. Tsk Tsk.l'm told t all has to do wth Zeus and Leda or somethng lke that, butforgve me for sayng tl'm offended, seeng a lady and a duck makng t (so to speak). Next, comes the Torque Room. Every tme enter ths area of pleasureable dnng experence, see sgns whch ndcate that, accordng to some bylaw, there s no smokng allowed here (possbly, t's only one secton of the room whch s so desgnated). However, on every table, there s an ashtray, whch s always n use and always full of butts. (Pardon me for a moment whle ar my lungs.) Lastand ths wll no doubt alenate many whom consder closebz Nobs. ln frst year, made many new frends, only to fnd that when second year rolled around, and they had all been assgned to ther "cores", they were nowhere to be found. After ths came the selecton of coop students. Forgve me for even ret errng to those of whom am greatly nferor, wth such a condescendng tone, but they drve me nuts. A frend of mne (who s n 4th year busness) related ths story Profs admred wsh to take on the task of commendng Marna Munro for her defense of the status quo. Thank God some students among our numbers are realstc enough to accept professo.rs for the "sympathetc support system" that they comprse. f a wrter has to go to out to make examples of students. They are nvokng punshments as spelled out n the Laurer Calendar. These penaltes are there to protect the honest students, the ones that wll be graduatng from ths nsttute wth a degree that wll mean somethng: a document that has been EARNED through ther hard work and dedcaton. ltrath Qzlbash to me; One of her "groups" conssts of a few coop students who were chattng one day about relatonshps. When ths was mentoned, one of the aforementoned "coop nobs" exclamed n surprse, "Can you magne? She's gong out wth hm and he's not even n coop?f' Please!! 'm sorry, but forgve me f must end ths, my stomach has to settle. Charlene Hughes the extreme ends that Mr. Czerkawsk felt were necessary, he s obvously tryng to get a laugh and not to serously queston our fne nsttuton. Surely every professor s deservng of our "admraton" ncludng the con't on page 9

7 ~ THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 28, the CORD weekly mmmant 1 JfUfl M Jl w What's up Chuck? Edtor NEWS~~ Edtor Assstan 112 Edtor Chuck Krk ham Bruce Maule Bruce ArcuSus by Chuck Tatham Beyond Words By Robert Frost That row of ccles along the gutter Feels lke my armoury of hate; And you, you...you, you utter... The only other words 1 would ever thnk of usng would be 'fondle and caress', but my edtor ddn't lke them. Frost's hate comes out at the end of that second lne. You watl Beaten as a chld for watchng hs parents thnk about sex, Contrbutors Coe L/ Jefferson AN ACADEMC NTERPRETATON BY CHARLES TATHAM: Frost has clearly outdone hmself wth ths deep, nsghtful Frost had a great deal of hatred bottled n up hs volatle psyche. Evdence of hs fury was seen when the Gary Polce arrested hm for takng Mrs. Smthson's underwear out of the FNTERTANMENT work. Wrtten n 1949, when Frost's hemorrhods were at ther very worst, "Beyond Words" s qute possbly Frost's attempt to fully mpress hs audence wth the angush he was endurng. At the tme, Frost lved n the economy dryer of a dryer and wearng her 48DD bra durng an autograph sesson. Fourteen offcers and 5 Playtex representatves were requred to control hm. Frost s speechless by the thrd lne of the poem. Many crtcs have nterpreted ths as a symbolc representaton of Edtor Ruth Demeter laundromat n Gary, ndana, and wrote most of hs work on man's nablty to artculate heartfelt contemplatons, but a Contrbutors Ma tt Johnston Tmothy Neesam the back of a box of Tde. Starng out of the fogged wndows of the laundromat, Frost must have seen many gutters and many ccles n that cold wnter of '49. As he stated n hs autobography, "Haven't You Got. More Pllows?": Any look at Frost's hstory shows us that he was afflcted wth a form of stutterng that dd not affect hs speech but dd affect hs wrtng. t was detected n Frost's chldhood when he wrote "See Dck run" sx thousand, four hundred and eleven SPORTS Edtor Contrbutors Dave Mcntosh Rob Bssonnette Theresa Kdly Arene Brown Gregg Pasley Rob Furlong The wnter n the laundromat was tough. The only satsfacton ever got was ether when 1 could look outsde at the crsp snow and the ccles by the curb, or when Mrs. Smthson v/ashed a load of her undergarments. Those were my only tmes of complete release. tmes n hs exercse book. Frost has dffculty descrbng the problem: t. was a alment. strange When ever! was wrtng and! got excted, couldn't 1 couldn't...!..l couldn't...! (etc. etc.) The fnal personal tragedy that affected Frost n that fabled Supported by a grant from the Preparaton H Foundaton year of 1949 was hs secret mpotence. Realzng that he was copy" edtng for the Arts, Frost embarked upon ths poem n November of The frst lne of the poem s selfexplanatory, but the ndeed mpotent one day when he was unexcted by the sght of Mrs. Smthson's burlap stomach harness, Frost appealed Marna Monro second lne ntroduces the complexty of a mnd whch both to hs mysterous grlfrend, Rta Sonnet, for sympathy. She Lsa SchMroth wrote poetry and fantaszed about sxyearolds eatng had none. Every tme Frost was unable to perform, Rta hotdogs. Lne two's usage of the word 'feels' llustrates grabbed the Mazola and stormed out of the dryer, gnorng PRODUCTON Frost's obsesson wth tne word. Frost used the word 'feels' n 416 of hs poems. He explans n hs autobography: Frost's pleas of "You wat! You wat!" Thus, we have an explanaton for the poem's cryptc endng. '112eels' s the only word that 1 could use Frost was a great man and a great poet, but, alas, after the Manager Assstants Karen Thorpe Heather McAsh n my poetry that would show the reader the tangble, tactle nature of my sentments. publcaton of ths poern, he couldn't keep t up and hs fnances went nto Wll arrears. the symbolsm ever stop? Lynn fturte Contrbutors Arxlrew Dunn Karen Schmal z "PHOTQGMPH/ ; MAm!^ Only seven days to go by Bruce Maule Photo Manager Karm Vran Photo Techncan V»r: Landschoo Graphc Arts Techncan Peter J. Lear Contrbutors Rchard Cousns CRCULATON & FLNG The world as we know t s comng to an end. At least, comng to an my lfe as know t end. n us seven short days (save the exam perod), my t unversty career wll be over and wll be < launchng out nto the bg bad world to gong to happen when! leave. When! came here, t was wth the ntenton of avodng the rea world. Now., four years later, 'm beng forced to dea! wth t. One way to deal wth t s to fgure out my fnances. Even though took a tax offce whch havebeenpng around all' year ust n tme for when 1 leave. Maybe that's because one tends to set goals of what they want to do, and as they see tme runnng out, the desre to do t once and for all takes over. So you TYPESETTNG Head Typesetter Typesetters Nancy Brun y 2 y oung Jenfer Grgdy Joyce Barker Jance Daer work for a lvng and hopefully rase myself outof ths poverty we lfestyle call student lvng. What s t lke to be one short week away from the end of t all? Well, thought t was gong to be a holday llted wth late nghts of rresponsble and reckless drnkng. One out of two sn't bad: there are late nghts, but no drnkng. Just tonnes of work nstead. course last term, t sn't untl now that 'm actually startng to get concerned about t. 1 checked to see how much tax 'm gong to lose from my paycheque. Next, 1 took off my rent, car payments and nstallment payments on my Mastercard. Then reached back to my thrdyear fnance course and fgured out how fast can pay back the huge debts 've pled up. Much to my chagrn, put the posters up, even f t s only for a week. And [ thnk the same thng holds true for most other thngs, too. So, as the fnal days drop off, you madly fnsh thngs you have left here n preparaton for the new lfe that awats you. Thngs you would have put off n second or thrd year smply must be done now. ADVERTSNG 354?990 The last week ofschool tends to usher n a dfferent perspectve on everythng. 've dscovered t's gong to take me longer to t pay back than t wll for fhat's why 'm plannng to spend most of the exam tme n Wlf sand the Manager Fred Taylor Representatves Brad Bates Ben Kooh Contrbutor BertTrapman Natonal Advertsng Campus Plus (416) The Peters Buldng no longer mpresses me wth ts archtecture. n fact, 1 have the feelng may very well leave here wthout knowng why t was bult wth the zgzaggng corrdors. promsed myself would fnd out. Mostly, though, 1 don't thnk about school so much as 1 do about what's Mexco to pay back ts natonal debt. Now that's realty. 've also notced that the end of a unversty career means other thngs, too. For example, last week fnally got around to puttng posters on the walls of my apartment. Lkewse, ust got some posters put up on the walls of the Cord Turret. 've been dened my far share of Wlf s drnkng, and now that the beer s back, fgure better get my quota. After all, 'll never get another chance to do t. And maybe that's what hts home the most wth only seven days to go. So often, you ust don't get a second chance. CLASSFEDS Coordnator Mte Kacm», OFS s a socalst nsttuton, say students WLUSU s currently she has argued n her n fact thearthur Smth Report We have only one pece of The Cord Weekly s publshed weekly durng the consderng onng the denuncaton of the Bovey shows concern for the advce for Monka Turner and fall and wnter academc terms. Edtoral opnons Ontaro Federaton of Report that: unversty system and offers leaders of the past; men such are ndependent of the Unversty, WLUSU, and Socalsts (better known as the t seems the Bovey conbtructve crtcsms. t as Marx, Lenn and Staln, Student Publcatons. The Cord s a member of the Canadan Unversty Press news collectve. Ontaro Federaton of Students). Before a decson s Commsson has pad more attenton to the demands of seems that Monka's (and therefore theofs) problem s the OFS; start fndng and developng student/govern Eght month, 24 ssue Cord subscrpton rates are: $12.00 for addresses wthn Canada and $15 anywhere else. The Cord welcomes all comments, crtcsms and suggestons from ts readers. Letters to the Edtor must be typed, doublespaced and handed n to the edtor pror to Monday noon. All letters must bear the author's full name and telephone number. The Cord reserves the rght to refuse any submsson whch t consders racst sexst, made, certan realtes about the OFS should be made publc. One of the most mpressve feats of the OFS was ts ablty to study and promptly denounce the Bovey Report before the report was made publc. To explan further, the OFS ssued a statement dated the unnamed busnessmen n the Arthur Smth Report than to the needs and demands of the unversty communty... The Arthur Smth Report states that:...(fnancal) squeezng had perhaps gone far enough now, and that there should not be further tghtenng. that she often overlooks realty at the expense of the students. How can WLCJSCJ not on the OFS, an organzaton wth such a broad and noble mandate "Jobs as For All"? Ths s a nce dea but hardly realstc. Look what ths same polcy has done for the great ment relatons rather than destroyng the relatons wth preconceved notons. Gven these facts, WLUSG should wegh carefully the advantages and dsadvantages of beng represented by a group such as the OFS. Scott Paget Scott Lghtfoot homophobc or lbellous n nature. All letters are subect to edtng for length. The Cord offces are located on the2nd floorof the Jan. 15, 1985 enttled "Bovey Report Attacks Access." Ths letter was at Wlfrd Laurer on Maor Tom Student Unon Buldng at Wlfrd Laurer Unversty. Jan 15, Strangely Typeset by WLU Student Publcatons and prnted at Farway Press, Ktchener. enough, the Bovey Report was not ssued untl Jan 15, Copyrght 1985 by Student Publcatons Wlfrd Ths proves the effcency of Launer Unversty, Waterloo, Ontaro N2L the OFS as they were able to No part of ths publcaton may be reproduced condemn the report a full day wthout permsson of the edtor. before the report was ssued. THS S MPRESSVE! What s Monka Turner's problem? As head of the OFS

8 page 8 Thursday, March 28, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY Byers revews hs year as Presdent The completon of my term n offce as presdent of the Students' Unon now over, have had the opportunty to pause and reflect over the past year. n seekng an approprate ntroducton found t only fttng to quote Machavell who wrot6: "My ntenton beng to wrte somethng of use to those who understand, t appears to me more proper to go to the real truth of the matter than to ts magnaton; and many have magned republcs and prncpaltes whch have never been seen or known to exst; for how we lve s so far removed from how we ought to lve, that he who abandons what s done for what ought to be done, wll rather learn to brng about hs own run than hs preservaton." Whle Machavell was a realst, so was ths year's Board of Drectors, so, n the sprt of realsm, offer the followng: Frst and foremost, would lke to clear the ar and report to all that dd not resgn from my term n offce. say ths for have receved several telephone calls and many knd remarks as well as letters, whch made me feel qute good. t s always a pleasant feelng to be so lavshly complmented! To all of you and especally those who attended my last two (past) Board of Drectors meetngs, am extremely grateful and thank you. t seems to me that, gven ths knd of response, t s worth a bref explanaton. Snce receved my mandate from the students, have performed to the best of my ablty n representng the student body. n ths respect have always sought to be far and honest n perfonnng my dutes. Although had always performed my role, there had been rsng concern from the other members of the executve to my conduct durng the recent electon. As a result of the nfamous "Blue Letter" the executve decded n my absence, that should resgn. Whle can understand the personal motves of these ndvduals who rased the ssue of resgnaton, refused to accept t, and hold no ll feelngs toward them. Although, whenever am n Wlf sand hear Bob Dylan sng "Postvely 4th Street", know what he means. n any case, would lke to brefly present a few reasons for my decson to reman as presdent. Frst, was only fulfllng my role as presdent who s the sole representatve of all the students to that poston by the fact of electon. n ths role as chef representatve of the students, t s the fole of the presdent to the best of hs ablty to "preserve, protect and defend" the legslaton, polces, by laws, regulatons, and resolutons of the Corporaton. Nowhere else s ths so explctly stated than n the poston descrpton of the presdent. Second, dd not resgn for, out of those fve ndvduals who sought my resgnaton, four were apponted offcals who are smply there to perform a bureaucratc functon. They each report to the B.O.D. regularly who are accountable to the students. Thus, they are admnstrators not a cabnet or smlar nner elte, smply admnstrators. t s absurd that an apponted offcal n any elected government would ever seek the resgnaton of an elected offcal and reman n that poston. The other ndvdual who sgned the letter was none other than the vcepresdent and t was only for ths reason that the letter was taken serously. As a result, called an emergency Board meetng of the elected members to whom report, to not only clarfy the ambguous statements that were crculatng. At ths meetng t was clearly evdent that, though my actons were certanly questonable, that had performed no llegaltes. Because there were no motons put on the floor or perhaps a moton of mpeachment, can only conclude that those to whom am accountable to (elected Board of Drectors), beleved that performed no wrong. Whle wll always face crtcsm for my actons durng the electon and, perhaps end up the scapegoat for these actons, am convnced that what dd was rght. beleve, as an elected offcal, that had to place my heart above my head. Asde from th1s ncdent durng the past year, whch wll unfortunately mar the performance of ths year's Executve (ncludng myself), the Board of Drectors performed admrably. To substantate ths pose the followng queston: "Are we better off today as a student of Laurer than we were one year ago?" Wthout a doubt, we are far better off today, than ever before. There are plenty of achevements that the Board of Drectors can be proud to lst. From evenhanded grant allocatons to Campus Clubs to the much apprecated extended hours at Wlfs. Everyone apprecates these changes. These changes by themselves, however, do not warrant the past Board's effectveness. Credblty and accountablty are two key words that mmedately come to mnd. Credblty refers to trust and belef. The B.O.D. have won credblty by effectvely takng stands on varous socal problems, whether they exst not only n socety at large, but rght here on our own campus. By attackng problems such as drnkng, smokng, housng, educaton, and gudelnes for Homecomng Floats, we have taken the ntatve of not only recognzng the problem, but have attacked them vqorously and sought alternatves. Laurer now boasts the Natonal Headquarters for Bacchus, WLUSU has drectly become nvolved wth drnkng by not only warnng students of drnkng and drvng, but by also establshng the "'m Drvng Club" and Laurer and Guelph (smultaneously) were the frst unverstes to offer dfference n the prce of beer between lght and regularnumerous unverstes are now followng sut. Much credblty was attaned durng the summer wth the future of Ontaro Unverstes beng questoned. By publshng our report and puttng forth our vews, we were able to seze an opportunty and ssue student nput nto a crucal area where students are drectly nvolved. consder the attenton that we receved from the Commssoners, Unversty Admnstrators, and the Press to be very good ndcators of the respect that WLUSU earned. Our attenton to the qualty of educaton contnued on November 15th when WLUSU ntroduced the Peanut Campagn and the ANte Study n the Ubrary. Besdes credblty, our B.O.D. has acqured a great deal of accountablty or perhaps, more approprately, legtmacy. n the past year, ths hgh level of legtmacy can be accredted to representng the students, whle remanng obectve. Whether t be n regards to the Cord, the Unversty, or varous groups of ndvduals, the Board has remaned obectve and far n representng the entre Unversty envronment. WLUSU' s success depends not only on our credblty wth the Unversty, but our accountablty to and communcaton wth, the students. Ths nvolves the Coop students who are often neglected. Ths past summer the Turret was opened on occason to allow these students to ~se ther faclty. Extra fundng was also made avalable so that two ssues of the Cord would be publshed, addtonal fundng was also made avalable so that a Semnar on "Women's Networkng" could take place. Let's be honest, the Unversty operates twelve months a year and so must WLUSU, as was demonstrated last year. n most cases, the typcal student at Laurer s far more nterested n the 24 hour study space, a relaxng T.V. Lounge, and a safer campus than n proclamatons or plattudes. t s wth ths phlosophy that the past B.O.D. acted. f one were to carefully revew our past actons: Food n Wlfs, new Sound System n the Turret, a soon to be Bankng Machne, new Lounge Furnture, Free Telephone at the nfo Centre, SAFE, Campus Clubs Room, Watermelon Festval, Arts & Lecture Seres, Safety of Unversty AveHazel St, the Shnerama Bowl, Development Fund Contrbuton, a much mproved Boar's Head Dnner, WLUSU Apprecaton Nght, etc, to name but a few. t s e.asy to see that ths year's B.O.D. were respondng n the students' nterest and more mportantly, we were representng the whole unversty communty. Ths past year's Board of Drectors has establshed a successful record by beng not only pra!jmatc, but by adherng to a phlosophy that "welldone s better than wellsad." n closng, would lke to thank all the students, faculty, and admnstraton for ther support durng my term n offce. Nowhere else to my knowledge s the unversty faculty, staff and admnstraton so close to the students. As Laurer students, we are extremely fortunate and extend a very personal Thank you to you all. would also lke to especally acknowledge the full tme staff of WLUSU (Jo, Ruby, Mare, Ken and John) for provdng the admnstratve and personal support whch came to depend on. Thanks must also be extended to the one group whch s often forgotten or neglected whch are essental n the operaton ofwlusu. would lke to offer a very dear Thank You to all the students who work n the WLUSU facltes, who ensure ts contnued success. And, despte popular belef and the dfferences n opnon that held for the most part durng the year, would sncerely lke to thank a group of ndvduals for whom 've come to develop a great deal of respect over the past year, and that s none other than the Students' Publcatons. There s one other group of ndvduals who provded WLUSU wth the past year, and would lke to thank the Board of Drectors for a very dedcated and conscentous effort. To all of you, Thank You Very Much for your contnued support n not only the good tmes but the bad. Fnally, to the numerous students who volunteer ther tme n the enormous nfrastructure of WLUSU, who demonstrate that WLUSU works when students are workng wthn tthank You. There s ust one more person that would sncerely lke to thank for hs contnued support the past year who never nterfered n WLUSU's operatons but was always avalable to talk thngs over and, further, who proved to be the best resource person a Student Presdent could ever have. n the past year 've developed a profound respect and a great deal of admraton for hm. Thank You Very Much for your treless support n WWSUDean Nchols. am grateful to the students of Wlfrd Laurer Unversty for gvng me the opportunty to serve as your presdent durng the past year and Wsh each of you Much Success n your future endeavors. Kevn Byers WLUSU Presdent Queston of the Week by Marna.Munro and Karm Vran Karm Habb and Teny Edwards 1st Year Economcs and Jrd Year Busness thnk they're gong all the way. Debbe Cann and Dave Brunelle 1st Year Honours Busness and 4th Year Athletc Supporter We thnk they should wn the pennant and, f they play aganst the Expos n the World Seres, the Jays wll be wn(g)less. Laura Ardel Jrd Year.Musc 'm not a sports fan. How 'bout those Blue Jays? Azeem.Mohammed Jrd Year Honours Hstory and Poltcal Scence How 'bout those Expos? When does the crcket season start? Paul Foster Jrd Year Honours Geography love those Blue Jays, thnk they're the best hockey team ever. Bruce Jarvs Jrd Year Honours Avaton Don't know Bob, but f they need a fulltme plot, 'm avalable.

9 B.C. dean resgns from post VANCOUVER (CUP) Another promnent B.C. academc has resgned because of the provncal government's falure to take fscal responsblty for ts unverstes. Len Bruton, Unversty of Vctora engneerng dean, announced hs resgnaton effectve June 30, sayng he hopes the move wll "send a clear sgnal to the provncal government that t s completely mshandlng ts relatonshp wth ts unverstes." Bruton's resgnaton follows that of Unversty of B.C. Presdent George Pedersen. Pederson also sad the B.C. government's educaton polces made t mpossble for hm to perform hs ob. "The fundamental reason for my decson s that cannot buld a worldclass unversty of engneerng at the Unversty of Vctora under the prevalng fnancal crcumstances," Bruton sad. Bruton wll take up the poston of engneerng dean at the Unversty of Calgary, where he was employed two years ago before movng to Vctora to set up the school Bruton sad the B.C. government llfe CORD WEEKLY Thursday,.March 28, 1985 page 9 n bref)! CO~eDt : promsed the new UVc engneerng school $15 mllon for but has only gven half that amount And though the school was promsed specal fundng by the government untl , Bruton sad Unverstes Mnster Pat McGeer now says specal fundng wll end after next year. The change means funds for the engneerng school must come from UVc' s operatng budget. Bruton sad the government s tryng to force the unversty to shft ts funds to engneerng at the expense of other programs. Bruton s concerned the engneerng faculty s n eopardy and that t wll not be able to attract qualfed professors wthout assured longterm fundng. UVc Admnstratoo Presdent Howard Petch confrmed that the government s pressurng the unversty to reallocate money but sad the unversty "was not prepared" to comply. McGeer' s Polcy Coordnator Jane Burns dened the government has appled any pressure. She sad the school had receved all of the funds t needed. U of T to use Student Profle TORONTO (CUP) Students who danced, ran, wrote and debated ther way through hgh school may have a better chance of gettng nto the Unversty of Toronto next year. The unversty wll ask students applyng for admsson to fll out a questonnare called the Student Profle, whch admnstrators hope wll help them to pck and choose between applcants whose marks are n the "cutoff' range. "We've always felt uncomfortable about not knowng more about the student," says one worker n the regstrar's offce. "Ths wll gve us a better context for marks." The questonnare, whch s voluntary, asks students about ther actvtes, nterests and specal crcumstances whch may have affected ther marks. nstructons on the Profle say the questons wll" enable you to supplement your academc results n order that we may make a better asses'sment of your academc and personal strengths." Wllam Kent, drector of the admsson's offce, says students' academc record wll stll be the targest factor n the offce's decson to accept applcants. But he says the Profle wll wegh more for those n the cutoff range. As well, the Profle may be used for decsons on scholarshps and for program counsellng, but wll not be freely accessble to all who mght want the nformaton, Kent says. Rchard Balns, a researcher for the Ontaro Federaton of Students, says he hopes the Profle wll not be used as another barrer to unversty. : As long as t's beng used to nclude, not exclude, we approve of t," he says. "t's mportant that t be done, especally for the margnal students, but we're cautous that t's not as obectve as t could be." B.C. students stage protests VANCOUVER (CUP) Vancouver commuters headng for the cty centre got an early mornng message March 19 B.C. students are fed up wth educaton cutbacks. Hundreds of L..angara, Douglas and Kwantlen College students walked along several Vancouver brdges to show the provnce ther anger over the onslaught of fundng cuts that have ht B.C.'s postsecondary system. The latest B.C. budget reduced unversty and college fundng by fve percent The students carred sgns demandng ncreased educaton fundng and asked passng drvers to honk n support Later n the day more than 1,000 students ralled at the L..angara campus. The brdge protests were part of a provncewde day of concern for educaton. Students from more than a dozen B.C. colleges also swamped the offces of Premer Bll Bennett and the educaton and unverstes mnsters wth calls complanng about educaton underfundng. Donna Morgan, executve offcer of the Pacfc wng of the Canadan Federaton of Students, says students are becomng more actve as the B.C. government's polces ht home n the form of staff layoffs and program cuts. "The cuts are happenng so fast people can see the educaton dsntegratng before ther eyes," she says. CFSPacfc s also organzng a postcard campagn urgng the government to restore the fundng losses and threatenng t wth the loss of students' votes n the next electon. CFSPacfc hopes hundreds of students mal n the cards to the Vctora legslature. Food posonng Versa's fault TORONTO (CUP) The luscous pastres and scrumptous crab crepes served at a Unversty College dnner party March 3 contaned a lttle somethng extra. Twenty students who ngested the Versa Foods delcaces spent 3 to 4 days sufferng from severe nausea, vomtng and fantness. One student, Nadne Gorsky, suffered from such a severe case of food posonng she collapsed n resdence and was sent to hosptal. Despte overwhelmng evdence to the contrary, Versa Foods spokesperson Peter Malchow nssts that the students all had "stomach flu." When confronted March 5 by sck and angry students sayng they had food posonng, Malchow sad: " thnk t's the flu...don't make an acc..usaton lke that. You'd have gotten t rghtawayftwasfood posonng." Accordng to the Toronto Hosptal for Sck Chldren, salmonella bactera posonng symptons show up 24 to 48 hours after tanted food s ngested. A senor employee of Versa Foods, who asked that her name not be used, says the frozen crab meat was to blame because t was mproperly prepared. "t was left out too long," she sad. The employee also revealed there had been a maor malfuncton n the cafetera's food freezers a few weeks ago and some food thawed out Despte assurances by Versa rooas management that spoled food was thrown out, employees nsst most food was refrozen and served to students. Brewpubs should be allowed f you've been followng the press ths year then you've notced a tendency for the "ssues" to nvolve somewhat large amounts of money. The powers that be up n WLUSU have dscussed OFS, the Turret's sound system, a typesetter for Student Pubs, a rado staton, etc. But the most obvous, most useful and most appealng dea yet to be put forward s about to be made a "brewpub". Yeah, a "brewpub". What's a "brewpub" you ask? Well, allow me to enlghten you. A "brewpub" s essentally a mnbrewery attached to a pub. Pcture a brewery smaller than the Brck Brewery and you have the general dea. Now pcture t producng a qualty brew unque to W.L.U., that would sell only n Wlf s and the Turret Brewpubs are common n Brtan and have yet to make an mpact here n the colones. The frst brewpub n Canada was the Troller pub n Horseshoe Bay, B.C., ust outsde of Vancouver. t was started a few years back by a man named Frank Appleton, a former qualty control supervsor for a maor brewery there, who got fed up wth the qualty of beer avalable to hm. He and hs assocates were nspred by an organzaton called CAMRA (the Campagn for Real Ale n Brtan) who successfully rentroduced brewpubs to many places across the U.K. They easly obtaned permsson from the B.C. provncal government and were soon producng 30 kegs ( 1800 ltres) of Bay Ale every 21 days. The beer used only top qualty barley, hops, and malt. The beer was "real" ale, made wthout beng chlled, fltered, artfcally carbonated, or pasteurzed. Because they produced so close to the fnal destnaton and only n kegs, they were able to offer a premum qualty beer at regular prces. t became so popular that they were sellng out by 8:30 or 9:00 p.m. every nght, a mere two weeks after they started. As Dave Patrck, one of the owners ponted out, 'We grossed $600,000 n Ths s about what you'd expect for a pub wth a capacty of 100 people. But ths year, we're proectng sales of about $g{)(,ooo. The 50% ncrease s because the Profs not lazy con't from page 6 one who told a class recently that he marks research essays n an hour. The man s so brllant that he has "read t all before anyway." There are no lazy professors n our school and there are none who aren't, n every sense of the word, "real" people. Take for example the professor who ntroduced hmself and, for hs second sentence of the term explaned, "fm a son of a Bay ale has taken off." Charles Maclean, charman of CAMRA as of Aprl 1984, sad brewpub beer would account for approxmately half the sales volume of a typcal brewpub. He places startup costs at roughly $5Q,OOO. Ths prce would vary dependng on the sze of the operaton desred. Just thnk what ths would mean for Laurer! Thnk of what t would mean to the Student Unon! They would have a very proftable source of revenue; that would put them on the map and allow them to laugh all the way to the bank Of course, there's two sdes to everythng and here's the other one. Rght now, brewpubs are llegal n Mller's Ontaro. Ontaro legslaton prohbts operaton of "ted houses" pubs wth any connecton to an alcohol manufacturer. Wth the monopoly that the Brewers Warehousng people have on beer dstrbuton n Ontaro, there wll be some legslatve hurdles to overcome. But, btch." (Wth the dsappearance of Howard Cosell from Monday Nght Football t was refreshng to see evdence that unfounded arrogance had not really dsappeared from the world at all.) Sensatonalsm only gves rse to conflctng feelngs and dscusson. n a system as perfect as ours there s no need for dscusson. Mr. Czerkawsk acted rresponsbly by submttng such a Another potental problem has to do wth fnancng the brewpub. Not really. Should t cost, say $50,000, then ths would be borrowed from a chartered bank at gong nterest rates lke any other busness venture. No ncrease n student fees or dran on current WLUSU bank accounts would be necessary. The admnstraton wouldn't be nvolved n ths, thereby gvng we, the student body, full and absolute control over ts operaton. Should they have ursdcton over ths sort of thng they wouldn't use t. Not only would t provde plenty of good publcty for W.LU., but have you ever notced how many staff and faculty use Wlfs? They wouldn't dare refuse us, because the profs and staff would revolt! The money generated from the beer, our beer, would be enough to pay back the loan n 2 or 3 years, tops. No, there s no problem n fnancng t Some sceptcs wll complan that Laurer's "too small" for such a large expendture. Laurer, despte beng such a "small" place has been frst n many felds. We were the frst student unon n the country to desgn, construct, and run our own student buldng. Look how What propose s for WLUSU or somethng connected to t, to ntate a campagn for all Ontaro unverstes to band together and pressure the provncal government to change ther much the S.U.B. cost! antquated way of thnkng, and allow brewpubs. Once the postve fnancal benefts of such an undertakng are ponted out to the unversty's BACCHUS started here and look where t's gongnatonwde! We had two pubs on campus years ago, whle even today larger unverstes have respectve student governments, fewer, smaller, or dnger pubs. they'll quckly on Just recently was sent, and forces. f the beer strke had lasted longer, then ths would have been easer to perhaps you were too, a form for a Royal Bank credt card; ths s not a bg deal, but t s accomplsh, but we'll ust have nonetheless a frst for a to rely on the combned weght of tens of thousands of votng, taxpayng students to lean on the government A brewpub here at Laurer would requre fulltme staff (a brewmaster, producton student unon and a bank WLUSU and WLU have been frst n many thngs and we should be the frst n ths as well. NO LONGER should our pubs, and hence US, be held control people, etc.). No hostage by the olgopolstc problem; perhaps Chuck and tyranncal breweres, and Tatham would be nterested n forced to consume a lqud beng a brewmaster? or Dean Amercans call "beer", Nchols? t could also provde because of the provncal parttme obs for students. government's boneheaded As for space, the brewery doesn't have to be physcally ad!3cent to the pub. way of thnkng. Before you head home for the summer, talk to your drector and urge Therefore, a locaton offcampus, your support for a study nto say, on Brcker, ths noble and worthwhle could be used. Rezonng venture. Do t today! would be only a mnor rrtaton. Doug Brooks subversve artcle for the.march 7 edton. The efforts of Ms. Munro should oe applauded. Shame on you, Mr. Czerkawsk. Get on wth your work; uphold moralty and decency everywhere; gve thanks for the dedcated members of your faculty; and get on wth the only thng that really mattersbeng an 'A' student.mark Ertel The Last Cord Ths s the last serous ssue of the Cord Weekly. Next week s tme for the annual Cord oke ssue. Our last two, The Waterloo Cutcle and the Toronto Sn were well receved and award wnnng. f you have anythng to contrbute for ths year's ssue please brng t to the Cord offce by Frday at Noon. Any stores, columns, photos or graphcs are welcome. Pck a topc, any topc and go crazy. Remember the deadlne s Frday noon n the Cord offce.

10 ... Kl.mhh. ' ! T.B. ( DEAR ; by! nether!!) : HEY " 2,3,4, " * 10 Thursday, March 28, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY m mm ** m classfeds m ll mm nmm 'TTrrr Lost & Found Stenographc Servces Personas Accommodatons Accommodatons BRACELET LOST Thursday, March 14. Trcoloured gold. Sentmental value, reward offered. Phone Stenographc Servces WLL word process your reports, resumes at reasonable rates. Call PROFESSONAL TYPNG. Essays, term papers, theses, etc. Fast, accurate servce at $1 per double spaced page. Call AccuType HEY MURRAY: Next tme try the Rosy Palm Ssters. Skp the coo! whp, ello's for pups. 'm nto Cool Whps. Feel "up" to t? Dsapponted there's no face to go wth body. t was great, but 'll stck wth the cat. Sadstcally yours, Ton. P.S. t's Antonella to you, wmp. SUBLET 4 Sngle bedrooms avalable MayAug. '85. Furnshed, ktchen, nce backyard, prvate entrance wth to opton lease n September. Call Rent: $125/mon (negotable). RENT REDUCED BY $1C)0/MONTH Great summer locaton! 2mnute LOOKNG FOR A PLACE to sublet from to May August that's too luxurous to beleve? Yes, you can afford on a student's budget. One bedroom wth ts own bathroom to sublet n a two bedroom apartment. Controlled entrance, free parkng, near mall & bus route. Nonsmokers only, rent negotable. Call Theresa or TYPNG, PHOTOCOPYNG, 579 TAMAE STAG TONGHT!!! Come to walk to WLU, 4bedroom house from Ruth at or TYPNG, fast and accurate, BM Selectrc, 20 years' experence. Hazel Street, S YOUR work puttng the bte on ; your tme? Bte back! Call Bytea Bte Servces at Word processng at ts best. Resumes,! work assgnments, theses, reports. QUALTY TYPNG. Secretaral experence Reasonable rates. 886 ENGLSH/MATH Techncal accuratey typed. papers > Under 20 pages overnght. Lakeshore/Sunnydale ; Personal Busness MODELS wanted for (FEMALE) studo photography. Should be able to do own makeup and do/have done har. Remuneraton n B&W prnts. Phone 88568/7 after 7 p.m. STUDENT WTH PCKUP avalable to move anythng from frewood to furnture. Please call to make appontment. Ask for Doug. HAR MODELS wanted for advanced cuttng classes. Latest fashon. Free the Coronet Motor Hotel and enoy endless hours of entertanment Doors open 8 p.m. $3 members/$4 nonmembers. Shuttle buses from T.A BELL TOURSTARS helmet. Full face wth vsor. Black, snell80 approved. Mnt shape. $ H GAL! Where's your BoyFrend? f you have one. He must be ashamed to show hs face wth you or maybe he's lookng for a Real GrlFrend. ' Because you certanly don't ft the bll. J.L.H. May to August, "TWOBEDROOM apartment May August. $400/ month. Pool, ar condtonng, recreatonal and laundry facltes EZRA # 1 a room avalable from May to September. Twomnute walk to WLU. $150 negotable. Contact Susan at PHLLP ST. TOWNHOUSE for sublet 4 bedrooms & May August. large fnshed basement. Furnshed, ktchen, 2 bathrooms, laundry room. Possble Jan. '86 accommodaton. FOR SUBLET: 3 bedroom, Kng & Columba. Sun deck. May Sept. Rent negotable SUBLET MAY TO AUGUST ~~2 bedroom apt. avalable for summer. Excellent locaton, Brdgeport Rd. between Kng and Weber. 15 mn. from WLU. Close to shoppng, bars, and other convenences. Phone Ted at SUBLET 2bedroom apartment avalable May Aug '85. Parkng, semfurnshed, balcony. Spacous area. Call Joan at PROFESSONAL TYPNG for students. Techncal typng welcomed. Wll correct spellng and grammar. $1 doublespaced page, harcut. For more Personas nformaton call S.M.fStud.): Thanks for the 1 laughs, thanks for the fun. Really had a good tme "playng games" but we're stll a lttle stff. Been lectured "bg brother" recently? The move ; Perfect for Coop students. Close o both unverstes. Call BEDROOM APT. to sublet (May Sept.). Sauna. Parkng. Partally furnshed. facltes. Call Laundry ktchen, d:nng room, lvng room, bathroom ncludes bath & shower. Regna St. Call orbb Rent negotable may rent 1 bedroom only. $1.50 techncal. Call QUALFED TYPST. Anythng typed from theses to resumes. BM Selectrc typewrter. Wll edt and correct any spellng. Wll supply paper. Call Pamela at LETTER QUALTY Word Processng and/or typng of resumes, essays, theses, etc. Multple orgnals. Fast, accurate servce. Delvery arranged. Call Dane at J _ TYPNG years experence. unversty papers, theses, Fast, 1 professonal. Photocopyng servces also avalable. Call Nancy anytme at WORD PROCESSNG. Proofs avalable. Fast servce at reasonable r 3tes. Phone Carol at WLL DO Typng. Call Dane P.M. TYPNG. Reasonable rates , TYPNG! Essays and Resumes. "KLLER" "When the ran begns to fall, You are the ranbow n my lfe" Thanx, Pa Zadora. UW MATHE + LAURER ECE = True L.ove or s t: PJD + DJE = X, where X = HOT SEX. Your bronze body sends chlls up my spne, and my heartskps a bea when see you at my door. Here's to a long (hot) tme together. Love PJD P.S. Beautful Pctures wsh was n Pooky's place. SUGAR PLUM: Request permsson to wsh you a smply marvelous 21st brthday. Nar Face. TO FRED, the Party Hampster: Talk about SWEET heart, dd you know you can get a coronary from too much coke? "Don't mess wth the Yearbook Staff." We can dscredt your reputaton by publshng those pctures. Talk about rubbng your face nto t! B & S. P.S. Nce Cheeks! was a real next experence; tmewe'll come prepared. You're such a "super sport l Love ya, B.J.C. & M.M. G.B. (alas H.8.) T.O. was phenomenal. bet you never expected to "hammered" get (me Thanks, love and hugges P.S. 'D' defntely does drugs. MARG AT FW'S Yes 'm stll embarrassed. Let's explore the unknown sometme. Always, Avery. ALEX Sorry we mssed your party, We're plannng on makng a party ths weekend. Thnk : you can handle four of us? P.S. Who won MVP n 17? Chrs and the Grls. ] Superbow! MY DEAREST TOM B2 Lttle House can't stand t any longer. ' We must meet n Wlfs at 4:30 today. : 'll be wearng a pnk rbbon. All my love, Anny. : ZUELANS How you go? When SUBLET 4 Sngle bedrooms avalable MayAug. '85. Furnshed, ktchen, nce backyard, prvate entrance wth opton to lease n September. Call Rent $125/rnon (negotable). BEAUTFUL, GEORGEOUS, and 4 parkng avalable. Rent $125. Call bedrooms sundeck/pool. Rent cheap &. 3.sk for B n. \ & negotable. Call now BB BEDROOM APARTMENT May FUNWOW! You could be a proud Sept. Parkng/Furnshed/Balcony/ ; Carpeted/ Washer & Dryer/Free and prestgous resdent on Dawson Cable hookup/15 mn. walk from Street!!! For the low prce of : $150/month. WLU* Call or you get a furnshed! *(May vary dependng upon length of legs!) NCOME PROPERTY forsale. Sngle famly home n very nce resdental area; 10mnute walk to UW, onemnute walk to WLU. deal for owner SUBLET SXROOM HOUSE May to August. 1 mn to WLU. 8 mn to UW. Furnshed, cheap rent. Call anytme WANTED: Bachelor or 1bedroom apt. Sublet for summer. Ar; condtonng & pool an asset. Call furnshed room for rent for the quet summer n a 2 bedroom HOUSE TO SUBLET: May Aug.' apartment. Luxury Townhouse l mn for WLU. Near shoppng mall, busroute,, room, bathroom & a complete ktchen access (ncludng a mcrowave). Yes, ust dal (ask for Peter) and you can qualfy for all ths and more. Paper suppled. Reasonable rates. Cose to unverstes. Cal Donna at SUGAR PLUM & LAMB CHOP. You both have beautful boloons, but you been? student, or student accommodaton. Large lot, attached garage, new Help Wanted after 5:30 p.m. DALASECRETARY: Typng, word processng, word reports, theses. Student rates. Dal WORD PROCESSNG! Fast, don't you want them back? Sncerely, the Waerballoons. TO BRAN, from Taps and the Turret: There was a man at once Taps Who wore shamrocks all over hs WSHNG A Happy Easter Greetng all sexcrazed nymphas at 10 Austn. Especally Raunchy Rebecca, Knky Kelly & Meat. Sensuous Shela. Sncerely drveway, 2 storage sheds, frut trees,! plus much more. New pant throughout. All bedrooms furnshed, 3 applances ncluded. Askng $65,000. Call Dave at AM a graduate dong research n the area of Voluntary Chldlessness and Martal Satsfacton. nterested couples who are wllng to share 20 mnutes of ther tme should call dependable and one block from campus. $1 per doublespaced page. Phone PROFESSONAL TYPNG for students. Techncal typng welcomed Wll correct spellng and grammar. $2 doublespaced page, $1.50 techncal. Call EXPERENCED TYPST: Theses, Manuscrpts, Resumes. Rates $1 per page double lne spacng, $1.50 techncal. 24 hr. servce. Phone pants. Along came a drunk Who wanted hs trunks n remembrance of Bobby Sands. Watng for you and my free beer! MARE. Let's get together for trpe sometme. Call me. James. TO the other 3 grls on top: Thanks for a great year! 've never had such fun roommates. We'll see at ya the cottage ths summer eh? We'll get corrupt agan! Love, the other grl on the very top (Chaka). ALEX D. & Preppe Chrs: Now that you both know who we are, we must once agan thank you for keepng us entertaned by keepng those shfters n such good shape. Have a great summer! Love: the 4 grls on top. TO THE greatest legend of all tme. Congrats on the bg wn! t was great to see you n acton. An admrng fan. HUGGER MARTN: You may be short but 'll mss you. Lots of love, TBE. ROOMMATE WANTED: Share a furnshed twobedroom apartment on Lucan St. All utltes pad. Laundry room. Parkng. Stereo. Rent negotable. Avalable Aprl 30th NONPROFT COOP Housng. Affordable famly coop townhouses proposed for Doon area, Ktchener. 60 unts bedroom, some for dsabled. Close to schools and shoppng. For further nformaton call Guelph Karen Cassdy at All nformaton wll be strctly confdental. Tutorng CRAMMNG FOR EXAMS? A group of WLU & UW grads can help make those fnals easer. We offer tutorng n French, Spansh, Englsh, Math, and Scences. Patent, ndvdual attenton could make the dfference! Reasonable rates. Phone Gold Star Tutorng: to be.. to be... Thursday, March 28 Thursday, March 28 Sunday, March 31 Wednesday, Aprl 3 Upcomng MUSC AT NOON wll feature panst Anke Foell n the T.A. Everyone s welcome and admsson s free. THE ENGLSH CLUB'S yearend party wll be held at the Columba Racquet Club. Come out and enoy SERVCE OF HOLY COMMUNON n Keffer Memoral Chapel at 11 a.m. and a coffee hour to follow. CANDLELGH SERVCE of Holy communon wll be held at 10p.m. n the Keffer Memoral Chapel. A coffee WNONA HGH School Reunon Commttee s holdng a Reunon Dance on Frday, Aprl 26, 1985 at 8 TAMAE STAG TONGHT!!! Come to the Coronet Motor Hotel and enoy endless hours of entertanment. Doors open 8 p.m. $3 members/$4 nonmembers. Shuttle buses from an evenng of dancng and meet the Club's new executve. Results of the Poetry contest wll be announced. Everyone s welcome. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus Mnstry. Tuesday, Aprl 2 hour wll follow. Sponsored by the Lutheran Campus Mnstry. CLOTHES LNE Sale of Student Art. WLU fne arts students wll hold ther annual clothes lne art sale from 10 p.m. Chandeler Place, Barton & Frutland Roads, Creek. Stoney Tckets $5 each. Contact Mr. Bob Barr at Wnona Hgh School. All proceeds wll be donated to the T.A. ELECTONS for the STOCK MARKET CLUB wll be ths evenng n Rm at 5:30 p.m. Please check posters for avalable postons. GAYS OF WLU Coffeehouse B p.m. n Rm Not much tme left ths term. Come out & relax from essay wrtng! March 29 Frday, THE CANADAN FEDERATON of Unversty Women, KW wll hold ther 20th Annual Used Book Sale at HallardHall at Frst Unted Church at Wllam and Kng St., Waterloo. Today from 12 noon to 9 p.m. and Saturday. March 30 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. GERMAN FLM Seres (Englsh Dept.) wll show De Angst des Tormans ben Elf meter(thegoale's Anxety at the Penalty Kck) at 2:30 & 7 p.m n Rm. 2E7. Free admsson and everyone s welcome. a.m. to 7 p.m. n the Concourse. The sale wll offer orgnal works of art at very reasonable prces. EVENNG CONCERT Seres wll present Laurer's new Musc Ensemble n the T.A. at 8 p.m. Tckets are avalable at the door or through the Faculty of Musc Offce. Everyone s welcome. Lupus Foundaton. J.A. TURNER SECONDARY School's 10th Annversary Celebraton May 17 & 18. All former staf and students are nvted. To preregster, or for further detals, contact Mrs. Blanton at J.A. Turner, 7935 Kennedy Rd., S., R.R. #10 Brampton, L6V 3N2. (416)

11 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 26, ENTERTANMENT Puppets are the happy end by Ruth Demeter f you lke happy endngs, you would have been pleasantly surprsed by Happy End, presented by the Unversty of Waterloo Arts Centre on March 20. The show was hardly a tradtonal one, whch made the endng more enoyable than most. Happy End s a puppet show, but the puppets themselves are a very small part of the program. The three manpulators make no attempt to hde themselves, nor do the two women who do the voces of the thrteen characters n the show. Musc for the show was wrtten by Kurt Well. Well has recently been featured here at Wlfrd Laurer n the Musc department's opera Street Scene. Well's hauntng songs, whch feature many sharps and flats, tell stores of the seeder sde of lfe. Ths partcular story features a gang of varous stereotypcal bad guys who are busy plannng a hest on Chrstmas Eve. Ther leader, a woman known as the Fly, s angry wth Bll Cracker, the toughest of the group. n steps the Salvaton and n Army, partcular Halleluah Ll, who tres to save the hardened souls. She spends hours to convert Cracker attemptng by speakng hs language. Her fellow solders dsagree wth her tactcs, and have her kcked out of the Army. Bll s also threatened wth removal from the gang (n a more volent fashon). oppostes Of efforts at salvaton. course, these two fall n love through Ll's The story s told largely through song, as each character sngs about hmself/herself. The gang members sng of the dffcultes of beng bgshots, succeedng at burglary, and lvng characters wthout love. The Army share a host of bzarre and amusng hymns wth those they try to save, tunes lke Brother Gve Yourself a Shove and The Lquor Dealer's Dream. The actons of the puppets and puppeteers are also mportant to the story. Many of the gangster puppets are constructed of scrap materals that look lke weapons of volence. All of the puppets are ncomplete, and the manpulators become extensons of ther characters. Theacrobatc movements of Jean MacDuff, Frank Meschkulet and Robert More madethe puppets more lfelke, and they used ther facal expressons as ether reactons to the characters or agan as extensons of the puppets' personaltes. Ths was remarkably successful; at frst the unobstructed vew of the puppeteers and sngers seemed dstractng, but the talents of those nvolved made ths unusual approach to a puppet show qute successful. Charlotte Moore and Judth Orban both have lovely and powerful voces. Ther solos had great but mpact, even as voces of characters, ther sngng was at tmes mpressve, harsh (for the hoodlums) and at other tmes tender and sorrowful as devout Army members. t s a remarkable achevement to have the vocemakers, muscans and puppets manpulators, work so well together to present such an nterestng show, especally snce none of the humans n the cast was ever dstngushed by name. Ths meshng of characters, whle perhaps not gvng the members a chance n the lmelght, makes for a very enoyable show, as no one s contestng for more attenton. Of course, the show has a happy endng. Halleluah Ll gets her unform back, and she and Bll Cracker seem destned to spend a happy lfe together. Even the wcked Fly fnds happness on Chrstmas Day. Though the seems plot rather preachy, the show never was. Ths unque approach to theatre (and salvaton) pad off wth a most successful evenng of entertanment. Shakespeare flourshng by Tmothy Neesam To add floursh to Shakespeare can be a dangerous task Many a Shakespearan producton has been led to ts demse because of overblown or dramatcally anachronstc theatrcal devces. When the Unversty of Waterloo's Drama Department presented The Merchant of Vence, March 1326 and March 22 and 23, they were takng a chance, usng costumes prmarly from the late nneteenth century n order to add to the qualty of the characters. Remarkably, they succeeded, when they could easly have detracted from or marred the tremendous ease: Shakespearan were great as they wheeledabout the prose rolled off her as tongue she mmcked her sutors wth an excellent use of hand and body gestures. As the plot proceeds, two of her sutors arrve and, due to condtons n her father's wll, must choose one of three caskets (gold, slver, and lead), the correct one leadng to Porta's hand n marrage. A Moorsh Prnce, played by Rcardo Scpo, was sutably stately n flowng robes, sword and knfe on posed ether sde of hs belt. A character who seemed to be holdng hs emotons barely n check, Scpo faled to speak clearly several tmes, and lost hold of hs character brefly when he read stage twrlng umbrellas, fllng the audence n on what was gong on, agan n too much darkness. t should be mentoned that Launcelot Gobbo, played by Kevn was successful. Bottomley, Hghly exuberant, from end to bouncng end of the stage, he preferred to speak to the audence rather than at them. The second act of the play moved far more swftly than the frst, as few blatant scene changes allowed the audence to be engrossed as the varous plot threads were ted together. A sngle table and several chars made up the court scene, upon whch the crux of the play producton. The on performance opened Danca West's remarkably stark set; Dorc columns wth movablebarrers to denote scenechanges were rased at the rear of a twolevel stage. Arstocratc gentlemen, Antonoand Bassano, lolled about the stage wearng bathrobes as though they were smokng ackets; a sngle whte table, upon whch rested a champagne galss, formed the center of attenton, as Bassano planned to restore hs fortune n order that he mght marry the beautful Porta. Antono offers to borrow money from a loanshark n Vence, and the wheels of the plot are set n moton. Porta, n heavy demand by prospectve husbands, and her handmadensall appeared n smple, late Vctoran ther grab; har approprately done up n buns they dscussed some of the more eccentrc qualtes of Porta's sutors (brought on n the form of dated photographs a!! umbled up n a wheelbarrow). Pona, played by Janet Mon.d, handled herself wth Porta's "gold" scroll. Lan Wrght, playng Aragon, was splendd the Prnce of as a tpsy talan, tossng glasses of lquor left and rght (caught perfectly eachtme by one of Porta's handmadens). Unfortunately, Wrght had a tendency to hde hs dcton from tmeto tme beneath hs moustache. Mchael Fletcher's greedy Shylock, the wealthy Jewsh loanshark, gave both breadth and depth to the evenng's performance. Dressed n an ancent blue and whte strped shawl, wellworn sut, and dusty skullcap, Shylock came forth magnfcently; dstngushed n a mserly fashon, wth ust enough of an accent (growng stronger under extreme emoton) to be notceable wthout delberate camp, he managed to rd hs character of the ar that preudced tends to surround hm n many Merchant productons. The producton was masque scene of the not especally wel! handled, as t took place n ust too much dmness to be really apprecated. Saero and Soeno depends. Balffs, dressed as beadles, were almost an encumberance, used to a mnor extent to quell the "crowd" n the courtroom. Shylock was excellent, frst rghteously demandng hs nfamous pound of flesh, then resoundngly defeated by the dsgused Porta's legal wheedlng; Fletcher receved a resoundng ovaton from the audence for hs performance. Gratano, played by Sean Dxon, was excellent n hs dmnutve ragng at Shylock. Both Porta and Nerssa (Elzabeth Shannon) receved approval from the audence as n dsguse they obtaned ther lovers' rngs, from whch Bassano and Gratano had sworn never to part. The play ended on an uplftng note, as we everyone, assume, w lve happly ever after. Despte, or perhaps as a result of, un.ususl costumng, 0 of Ws performance was fathful to the text, and managed at the same tme to retan ts ndvdualty bravo.

12 ' ~ ''. hhe ; " ~ 12 Thursday, March 28, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY entertanment Backstage Cord Weekly Sweatshrts by Ruth Demeter Ths column has returned so that can say goodbye to you and to the marvelous experence of beng your entertanment edtor. Ths s not a glorous ob. Most of you must have fgured that out, because not many people appled for my poston. Beng an entertanmentedtor a gves false you sense of securty. Lots of mal comes n for the also have to thank anyone who gave me anythng to put n ths secton. can't menton all the names, but some deserve honourable menton: Matt Johnston, who s new your entertanment edtor. He dd all knds of great artcles, and helped out wth the mundane more aspects of puttng out a paper. the wrters who were wllng to wrte whatever oddball thngs assgned. Specal menton goes to entertanment edtor, from such bg names as Chrs Coker, Kevn Ells, Laura (Jpcott, and ngrd Now avalable n two exctng styles Twenteth Century Fox, RCA, Warner Brothers and the Ktchener Publc Lbrary. Randoa. Don't stop wrtng, guys. Also Matt Certosmo, Joy Manson, Tmothy Neesam, Peter The $15 shrt makes an attractve addton to your wardrobe The $20 shrt comes wth a hood and a pouch 87% cotton/13% polyester blend Don't thnk those names are not comparable the qualty of the stuff one s about the same. gets The lbrary sends me exctng notces on thngs lke "Tales on from four to seven Whales anyone wll enoy ths afternoon of mache whalemakng." paper Lear, Jerry Vanderzanden, the three musc students who are Humphrey Lesage, Sven Dekhof, Peter Holden, Chrs Lobsnger, Carolne Mtchell, and Don Ambrdge (huff, huff! Dd 1 leave anyone out?). Navy on whte or whte on navy The bg name companes aren't any better. got Tony Hall, Karm Vran, Ted Edwns and Crew neck style an album from RCA the other day; t had really Mchael Kacmar for takng pctures of almost meanngful tunes. One was enttled "You Can't anythng. Order at the Cord Weekly offces, 2nd floor S.U.B. Lmted tme offer. Run Away From Your Feet," whch contaned lnes lke "You can run from your wfe, you can run down the street, but you can't run away from your Wes Frost for on graphcs demand. anyone who contrbuted to the poetry page. There were many of you, and you were all very V J feet." guess the bg shots fgured ths country tune would have some deep meanng for unversty students. Oh, forgot "you can't eat a good, even Onela the Swede (whoever you are), also thanks to those of you who read the poetry page and took t serously. yam wthout mouth." Who knows what a your And now farewell. Ths column shall dsappear yam looks lke? Who cares? wth me. Remember to enoy yourself, whether Ths s not the only dffcult and embarrassng you're at WLG or BM. f somethng or someone thng about beng entertanment edtor everyone makes you happy, enoy t whenever you can. STUDENT thnks you are wrong. Even f you wrte a favourable revew, t's not enough. Mo respect. Actually, 1 have to thank those of you who "A smle costs nothng but creates much. t happens n a flash and the memory of t sometmes lasts forever. None are so rch they POSTONS dsagreed wth me and told me so. You made me analyze my statements, and kept me alert. admt wasn't always rght, but usually managed to can get along wthout t and none so but both poor, are rcher for ts benefts." Here's hopng you can always fnd somethng to come close to the truth, thanks to you. entertan you. AVALABLE The Personnel Offce s presently HLH k acceptng applcatons of students who are nterested n workng at Fall Regstraton, Applcatons avalable at Personnel Offce and must be submtted by Aprl 2, consderaton to receve k k 11 P m H mb that's a promse. Every Ssters ofst Joseph are out They work wth the young, the CREATVE HAR DESGN 1984 CBA AWARD WNNNG SALON old, the sck, the poor, the mprsoned. t's hard work, but t s harder to gnore t. Because the Ssters of St Joseph Arc makng a dfference to people n need. A lastng dfference. Away from home & need a har cut? Why not consder sharng your strengths wth the Ssters of St Joseph? Snce she has been n busness, Lnda has won an award at the Canadan Beauty ads competton, and has recently returned from London, England on an advanced cuttng course. Lnda and her staff have been workng together, sharng deas to keep Shear Heaven a place you can trust t's mportant work and you can help. pcontact the Ssters of St Joseph^ Sster Anne Karnes, Ssters of St Joseph m Box 155 Hamlton, Ontaro 1 UN SA2 _ Please send me more nformaton. " NAME ADDRESS X :XSf' :;: s :;ll!? For Appontment Call rr C,TV PROVNCE PERMANENT RESDENCE PROVNCE. kkhp PP PP PP PP. P Ml OT Ml POS lal CODE POSTAL CODE XtS' up gg gg ggg MB MP MlMR n PP BP HP JK ftf" 16 Young St. E. (Kng & Regna) Waterloo X' '' ; '/ :. /';: " '//..!,; /' :;.. / /." 1. "; '. V : >\' : :;: :\."! y \.; vy. V \ y; ;;.; :\;.. yy'c *x : x& v>;>x :."xxx':; >V ; ::x.x/ ' ' ;>'! :' :;5:>xx:>vXX': J'?^ : ': v. v:v X:<p:. :?>x ;! '' x<:: V x : vc:::, :

13 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 28, SPORTS Hawks of the year honoured by Theresa Kelly Assocaton and a member of the athletc advsory councl. Other awards presented at the dnner ncluded the frst Tuffy Knght Women's plaque by Shelley. volleyball coach Cooke Leach was taken too serously n our lves. Others honoured at the banquet Whstle, an Ontaro and Canadan award, whch wll be presented gven a specal award n recognton as most valuable players n ther Rob Whstle, Carol Stewart, and Steve Forden were three of the top athletes honoured at the annual Athletc held at the Banquet Waterloo Motor nn on March 21. Stewart, of the women's captan volleyball team, won three awards. She was namedmvp of the volleyball team, was chosen as the person contrbutng most to women's athletcs, and was the wnner of the women's academc/athletc achevement award. n addton to her nvolvement wth the women's volleyball team, Stewart was also presdent of the Women's Athletc allstar defenseman, was chosen as MVP for hockey. Last week, Whstle was named the ClAU's hockey player of the year. Forden, MVP for men's basketball, was the male recpent of the academc/athletc achevement award. He was also named to the CXJAA West second allstar team durng the season. Lettermen's Club Presdent Steve Davs was named as the person most to men's athletcs. contrbutng He has also been a member of the volleyball and tenns teams at Laurer. annually to a not afflated person wth the Athletc Department, who makes longterm contrbutons to Laurer athletcs. Maor Earle Shelley, a longtme unversty supporter and one of the frst athletes to earn a letter, was the frst recpent of ths award, whch was presented by Knght. The Hero Unsung Awards, whch are donated by Shelley, went to cheerleader and traner Kate Klpatrck and Horace Braden, women's soccer coach. Rch Newbrough was presented wth an Alumnus Honourary of Laurer of the team's frstplace standng n ther dvson. Lor Parlette was presented wth the 1985 traner of the year award for her work wth of the many school's teams, especally the football Hawks. She was also recognzed as one of Canada's top student traners. The guest speaker was psychology professor Dr. Don Morgenson, former deanof students and the frst drector of athletcs at what was then Waterloo Lutheran Unversty. Morgenson spoke about our percepton of and the sports, dangers that sports can cause f respectve sports were: Helen Rutcky womens basketball Alex Troop football Dave Shouldce top lneman (football) Rchard Sutter soccer Edna Chu women's soccer Dan Wagar men's volleyball Rookes of the year ncluded: Sue O'Bren women's basketball Joe Syer men's basketball Veron Stlads football Len Georgou men's soccer Jm Qunn hockey Marg Mzuk women's volleyball Larry Rourke men's volleyball Football Hawks holds sprng camp by Theresa Kelly When ffty players show up for sprng camp n the Athletc Complex as happened ths weekt s a sure sgn that football at Laurer s not far away. These tranng sessons allowthe coachng squad to evaluate present personnel, spot weakareas and the get basc offense establshed. Of the 50 players n camp, only 25 have consderable experence, leavng some holes n the offense and defense for the campagn, then Wlson and runnng back Paul Mastasuk must have great seasons. Newbrough predcts the team wll throw the ball more next year, n order to utlze ther avalable talents. One opton beng consdered s a two tght end formaton centred around ends Dave Favot and Steve Sefred Concerns nclude the defensve lne and lnebackers where the team s losng talents such as OUAA and GAG alstar Alex and Troop Nel Sprng tranng photo by Karm Vran Veteran quarterback Mke Wlson leads the offense through drlls n the Athletc Complex. Over ffty football players are currently beng evaluated n sprng tranng sessons. comng season. After a dsappontng 25 record last year, the Hawks hope to regan ther tradtonal spot at the top of the OCAA football standngs. The team's goal, as always, sto reach the Vaner Cup. Ths goal s not out of reach, consderng that the Guelph Gryphons, the 1984 natonal champons, fnshed only fourth n the CXAA regular season standngs. Mke Wlson returns for another season at quarterback and Head Coach Rch Newbrough expects another outstandng season from the league's number two passer. f the team s to enoy a successful Ostrom. The offensve lne s also a concern as OQAA allstars Nolan Duke, Krs Kellor and Dave Black are leavng. Newbrough sad the team s not countng on of these any players to return, but f they do t wll be a welcome surprse. Newbrough hopes to get a defnte commtment from as many recruts as possble n Aprl, so that spot recrutng place n May. n weak areas can take The Hawks wll play two exhbton games ths season, at Concorda, and aganst Waterloo before the regular season kcks off at home, September 21, aganst McMaster. Women's volleyball: Hockey rebuldng year Best year ever by Theresa Kelly was a season of frsts for the women's volleyball team. The team fnshed wth a 102 record n the OWAA West dvson, clnchng frst place and a frstever trp to the playoffs. Mddle back Deb Whatmore was named as OWAA player of the week n November. Setter Marg Mzuk was named to the OWAA allstar team. Both achevements marked the frst tme that any Laurer female athlete has been honoured by the league. The team went nto the OWAA fnals wth) hopes of fnshng n thrd place, but were shut out at the tournament. t was a to dsappontment fans and players, but consderng that only two years ago the team was 111, reachng the playoffs was a feat n tself. Head Coach Cooke Leach s optmstc that the team can repeat ther success next year. "Rght now our goal s frst place." Last her year goal was to fnsh n thrd place n the West, and the team surpassed ths goal. The team wll be ntact, except for team captan Carol Stewart, ths year's MVP. "Carol s one of the most consstent players 've ever coached. 'm sorry to see her go, Leach sad. Sue Kpfer wll be playng wth the team only untl Chrstmas, because of a coop work term. Kpfer has been "one of the steadest players on the team. She has mproved 100% ths season." Recrutng s a necessary step n mantanng a team's hgh level of success. Leach has been sendng letters to hgh schools and has been recevng postve responses. She also plans to attend the Ontaro hgh school volleyball champonshps to watch some prospectve recruts play. Overall, there has been a real mprovement n the women's athletc program, especally wth the addton of women's soccer and fgure skatng. Wth women's volleyball as a sold playoff contender next year, the future for women s sports at Laurer couldn't be brghter. by Scoop Furlong Wth upwards of eght players leavng the hockey Hawks ths year, the '85'B6 edton wll be hardpressed to mprove upon ths year's mpressve 1824 record. Ths 1824 record, good for 40 ponts, gave the Hawks a strong secondplace fnsh only one pont behnd the perennal frstplace fnshers, the Toronto Blues. The veteran Hawk squad met ther nemess, the Western Mustangs, n a best of three semfnal. The successful season came to a sudden end as the Mustangs downed the Hawks n two straght games. t was the second consecutve year the Hawks bowed out to the Mustangs n the playoffs. Graduatng from ths year s squad are: fveyear veteran Tony Martndale, centres Mke Gazzola and Dave Beckon, defensemen Ray Kremer and Dave Robson, assstant captan Paul Roantree; and all Canadan CAC Outstandng Player of the Year Rob Whstle. Addtonally, a number of nongraduatng players are, for varous reasons, not expected to return. They are: goaltender Steve Benkowsk; centre Len Redmond: and wnger Kevn Casey. Rooke of the year Jm Qunn's status s also questonable. Q., has a number of optons avalable, one beng medcal school. Smply, t s the bggest turnovern a number of years for Laurer's hockey team. Head Coach Wayne Gowng, however, remans confdent that next year's squad wll be compettve and playoff bound. A sold core of players, led by assstant captan Joel Levesque, leadng scorer Berc Sykes, and rooke sensaton Doug Marsden wll all be back. Cagers by Davd "Stumper" Mcntosh n the game of basketball, sze makes a bg Furthermore, some excellent prospects have ether appled to, or are currently enrolled, at WLU. As Coach Gowng states, "There are a few recruts n the woodwork but t's ust too early to be commentng (on these recruts)." Nevertheless, gven Laurer's fne academc and hockey program, assured of attractng the Hawks are vrtually talented hockey players '86 season. a number of for the '85' ntact n 8586 dfference. Laurer's men's basketball team was a prme example of what happens to a team that lacks heght, as they fnshed the season wth a dsmal 210 record. "He Golden Hawks were short n the sze department from day one, but after 6'B" Chuck Klassen left the team n mdseason Laurer dd not have even one "bg man." Although the Hawks wll be wthout Kassen next year, the entre team, ncludng fouryear veteran Steve Forden, wll be back to pck up the slack n nexc season's tugofwar. At the athletc banquet, Forden, who earned a secondteam alstar selecton n the CXJAA West, was named the most valuable player. Twentyfveyearold Joe Syer mature student also won honours, as he was named the Hawks' Rooke of the Year. Any team wshng to mprove n the OQAA must start by acqurng talented rookes. Laurer's best prospect next Andy Balogh. year s 6'5" forward Although the Hawks scored a respectable 71 ponts per game, they sank under 50% of ther shots from the feld, a statstc whch must be mproved. Ther free throw percentage, at, 68%, was more respectable. Reflectng on the team, Coacr Chrs Couthard commented, "We were dsapponted wth our season but we were not dsapponted wth our effort."

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15 :00 1:00?? 3:00 1: :00 4:00 Waterloo Ktchener Keffer Musc SPACES THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, March 28, Soccer debut successful by Theresa Kelly The women's soccer team competed n ther frst ndoor tournament last weekend at York, where they reached the consolaton fnal before losng 21 team. Coach Horace partcularly encouraged to the host Braden was because n all "the team was very compettve our games team tournament and dsplayed a strong effort." The fveteam ncluded Guelph, York, Brock and tournament champs Western. Goalkeeper Mancy Cranbury was chosen as Laurer MVP n the consolaton fnal. Ths tournament s part of the team's monthlong sprng tranng sessons, hew players came out for the ndoor practces and expressed an nterest n playng soccer n the fall. Wth the addton of some new recruts, Braden s optmstc that "the team wll be much more sklled next year." Competton for spots on the team wll be much tougher, due to the ncreased nterest n women's soccer at Laurer. Braden retres at the end of ths school year, as drector of student sports. awards, but wll be back as the women's soccer coach. n September, soccer becomes an offcal new sport underthe women's athletc program, manly dedcaton of players debut season. due to the n ths, the After one more season ot exhbton soccer wll become play, a recognzed OWAA sport, elgble for playoffs. Currently sx teams are nvolved n the exhbton schedule. Wth the addton of two more teams, East and West dvsons could be establshed, for the newly formed women's unversty sport. YUKON JACK ATTACK S. vj '''''' The Walrus Bte. Temper V2 ounce Tequla wth over ce. orangeuce H Walruses ddn't have teeth, n the wld, mdst the damn gl The black sheep of Canadan lquors. Concocted wth fnecanadanwhsky. J For more Yukon Jack recpes wrte: MORE YUKON JACK RECPES, Box 2710, Postal Staton "U," Toronto, Ontaro MBL bp. Vball team ams for 3rd by Rob Bssonnette but look tor upandcomng stars such as Larry Rourke, ther rooke of honed unt as well as an startng for opportunty establshng the The end of thevolleyball season s us, and now s a tme for fnally upon reflecton. For the second straght year, playoffs, the Hawks but they touched the tp qualfed for the have only ust of the ceberg n terms of ther potental. Although the team may have lost n the openng round to the frstplace Western Mustangs, they made t clear to all present that the Golden Hawks are a team to be reckoned wth as they pushed Western to ther lmt before succumbng. Youth s defntely the key to Laurer's success n the future. The team wll be losng three fne graduatng players next season Steve Davs, Doug Wlson, and ther most valuable player, Dan Wagar, the year, to step n and fll the gaps. Of the 15 seven are players, currently n ther frst wth year the team. Needless to ths factor, along say, wth the return of veteran players such as Mke Paull, make the team's future look ndeed. very brght The ablty s clearly there; all that s needed now s for the team to come as together a cohesve unt. As Coach Don Smth put t,"the team conssts of not ust sx starters, but of 15 players workng together as a whole." To ths end, Coach Smth's strategy for next centres around year developng more of a kller nstnct. n the Smth has used past, tournaments as a means of developng players, but now sees them as a chance to create a fnely team's "stuaton substtutes". More commonly called role these players, players are the sklled ndvduals who wll encourage the team's wnnng ways n the futureand who n the present can come off the bench at that crucal moment to delver a wellplaced bump or a drvng spke whch could mean the dfference between vctory and defeat. n terms of next year's fnsh, the team has set ts but sghts hgh, wthn realstc boundares. Ths year the team fnshed fourth n the sxteam dvson, but wth determnaton and the Golden steady mprovement Hawks' team sees thrd volleyball or place possbly hgher as a defnte possblty for next season. Get out of the rat... and nto RkGNNS Program rebounds by Gregg Pasley After a wnless season, thngs can only get better for the women's basketball Hawks. But, despte the record, the team feels the year was a success. Although the team dd not wn a game n league play, they dd manage three wns n exhbton and tournament play. They also remaned compettve ther n most of games, mprovng by an of 27 average ponts per over game last year. Playng wth a young team that ncluded 11 frstyear players, the Hawks ganed that wll surely valuable experence beneft them n the future. After a shaky start, the team began to play strong ball and contnued to mprove for the remander of the year. Wth each outng, the opposton found the Hawks a tougher team to play aganst. However, the Hawks could only sustan ths style of play for short perods of tme each game. To add bench strength to the team, Coaches Gary Jeffres and Fred Nchols have been busy recrutng prospects for next year. The team wll also be strengthened by the return of Clare and Cec Joyal, who both mssed last season due to nures. All players from ths year's team are elgble to return next year, ncludng guard Helen Rutcky, ths year's Most Valuable Player, Rooke of the Year Sue O'Bren and forward Lesle Kamps, who fnshed thrd n the OWAA West nboth scorng and reboundng. "Ths year we got the program turned around and headed n the rght drecton," sad Coach Jeffres. "Wth a year's experence team and the possble for the new players we mght be addng, 'm optmstc and excted about next season." 1984 Soccer Hawks featured new faces by Arlene Brown year The '84'85 soccer season was a of together fnshng learnng and growng for the Hawks. After n thrd place last season, Laurer dropped to ffth out of place seven teams n the OCAA West standngs ths season. Despte Laurer's playoff absence, ther perserverance dd not go unnotced. At theathletc Danquet on March 21, soccer Hawk Lenne Qeorgou was named Rooke of the Year whle Rch Sutter receved the award of Most Valuable Player. Earler n the year, the OCAA acknowledge Manny Apolnaro's talent by selectng hm for the OCJAA allstar team. Another season hghlght was provded by Kevn Adams, who made soccer Hawk hstory by scorng fve goals n one game. n contrast to the fall season, the ndoor wnter season proved very to be a successful one for the Hawks. Laurer made t to the fnals n both Laurer's own Texaco Cup and the Eastern Mchgan nvtatonals. When the soccer Hawks reunte on August 26th, t won'tbe for kcks. ust Coach Barry Lyon s expectng the entre team to return, wth excepton of Hollweg Apolton goale graduatng the and Steve Webb, who are ths year. However, Apollon could be back next season f he decdes to pursue hs master's degree. The team wll be oned by approxmately 60 freshmen who wll be eagerly competng for a spot on the team. Staff, lettermen faceoff Specal to the Cord Once agan, as s tradton, the staff and faculty of Wlfrd Laurer Unversty are formng a powerful hockey team to play an exctng headtohead match wth the always Belanger, wll feature such notables as Wayne the Pan' Gowng, 'Dandy' Don Smth, and Bald' Bll McTeer. The Letterman's roster, for obvous securty reasons, s consdered top secret. Road race on Sunday GRAD CLASS '85 Best wshes for the fnal examnatons and the completon of essays, reports and proects. We look forward to meetng you nto the WLU Alumn Assocaton durng and welcomnq you Grad Weekend, May 2326, Sncerely, Marca Powers Dunlop, Presdent Alumn Assocaton; Sally Jefferson, Alumn Grad Commttee; Bruce Coordnator, Alumn Hurley, Affars; Skeeter Budd, Alumn Assstant. GRAD WEEKEND HGHUGHTS Thursday, May 23 8:00 mdnght: Grad at Wlf's Nght Frday, May 24 6:00 p.m.: BBQ n the Quad (Free) BOARD (CASH BAR) 800 1:00 a.m. at the Turret a.m.: Nostalga Nght Saturday, May 25 11:00 a.m. (Brng your glove) 12:00 noon SAM BOARD n Resdence by SAM p.m.: Slowptch Baseball, Waterloo Park p.m.: Open House, Alumn Hall Free coffee, tea, uce and "Bloody Shames" & Cash Bar 1:00 p.m. 6:00 p.m. p.m.: BBQ Alumn Hall (Free) a.m.: Graduaton Dnner & Formal Bngeman Park, Student of the Year presentaton Sunday, May 26 9:00 a.m. noon: Gown Rentals Bookstore 9:30 a.m. : Grad Brunch nn 10:00 a.m.: Baccalaureate Servce 145 Academc Processon pm 2:15 p.m.: CONVOCATON Memoral Chapel Audtorum 4:30 p.m.: Unversty Presdent's Recepton The Quadrangle awesome, and sometmes drunk, team constructed of the nonvarsty hockey players Club. Admttance s free game goes of the Lettermen's and the at Albert McCormck Arena, here n Waterloo, at 6 p.m. on Monday, Aprl 1. The faculty squad, coached by Dean Nchols and Mke Specal to the Cord Attenton all oggers. Wlfrd Laurer Unversty's Seventh Annual Road Race wll be held ths Sunday March 31 at 9:30 p.m. The 10 klometer event s open to all. Three categores, for both men and women, exst wth the top three fnshers n each category recevng awards. The agebased categores are: Junor under; Open and Master 19 years of age and to39 years of age; years of age and over. The fee s three dollars entry and all entrants are asked to arrve before 9:00 a.m. v f you would be wllng to help wth any or all of the Grad weekend events, contact Paul Cra, Grad Class 85 please Presdent, c!o WLUSU. Detals, etc. wll be avalable n prces, the Graduaton Packages. (RESERVE EARLY SOME ACTVTES ARE LMTED.) FOR

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