From the Throne of the King

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2 Summer 2012 GMOT Newsletter Week 3 From the Throne of the King Mike Big Sweets Morris This season is flying by! Last Monday was another good time full of flip cup, shots, hot dance floor moves, and shots. Don t forget that the Team Toga Night will be in two weeks (August 6 th )! We ll have a photo booth at the bar so you can take funny and inappropriate photos! This Sean Gaubert is taking a vacation and will be out the entire week. So if you should have any questions or concerns write them on a large brick and throw them through his front window. He ll feel like he was missed. See you on the fields! Kickball Scores Week 3 Flip Cup Scores Week 3 1 No Ugly Pitches Oh Danny Balls 12 3 No Ugly Pitches Oh Danny Balls 1 5 Shake & Bake Ballompa Loompas 2 3 Shake & Bake Ballompa Loompas 0 5 Dancing Triyonii I Just Blue Myself 3 3 Dancing Triyonii I Just Blue Myself 2 3 Da Ballaholics Memphis Mafia 1 3 Da Ballaholics Memphis Mafia 2 6 TMNT Booze on First 4 3 TMNT Booze on First 0 4 Big Floppy Kick Down to Forfeit 7 3 Big Floppy Kick Down to Forfeit 2 12 Pyle Drivers Donkey Ballers 4 3 Pyle Drivers Donkey Ballers 2 2 Beastie Balls Saved by the Balls 2 3 Beastie Balls Saved by the Balls 0 3 Kick Start My Heart Don't Stop Ballieving 1 3 Kick Start My Heart Don't Stop Ballieving 0

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4 RK (LW) Team REC Comment 1 (1) OOhh DDaannnnyy BBaal lll llss (2) PPyyl llee DDrri iivveerrss (5) DDaa BBaal lll llaahhool lli iiccss (3) BBeeaasstti iiee BBaal lll llss (4) II JJuusstt BBl lluuee MMyysseel llff (8) DDoowwnn ttoo FFoorrffeei iitt (6) NNoo UUggl llyy PPi iittcchheess 2-1 By Anon E. Moose The perfect season was nipped by Naked Chicks. But Week 4 is versus the Ballompa s. Whoever s umping is prob. Going to have writer s cramp recording runs scored. My prediction, In essentially a repeat of Summer 2011 s Finale, in week 4 versus the Beasties, I m expecting some Fireworks in this one. (Moose s Game of the Week) Last Week you had the King, this week you have the Hippies. The Team America Time Machine keeps on trucking. I mentioned a potential chink in your armor last week. But a 2-2 Tie to the kids from Bayside makes me think it may be more than that. Week 4 vs. Big Purple will show us if you still have it. Despite your week 3 loss, the Moose is still on the Blue Band Wagon. But with a trip to Donkeytown in Week 4, Field 5 is gonna feel, sound, and smell like a backroom in Tijuana. The winning streak continues. You pretty much have smooth sailing until Week 7 vs. the P. Drivers. The Bad News: You Lost. The Good News: You were not shut out. 8 (12) SSaavveedd BByy tthhee BBaal lll llss A 2-2 versus Beastie? I think Screech just Blue Himself. 9 (11) KKi iicckk SSttaarrtt MMyy HHeeaarrtt (7) DDoonn tt SSttoopp BBaal lll lli iieevvi iinngg (9) DDoonnkkeeyy BBaal lll lleerrss (10) BBi iigg FFl llooppppyy KKi iicckk (14) DDaanncci iinngg TTrryyoonni iii (13) SShhaakkee aanndd BBaakkee (17) TTeeeennaaggee MMuuttaanntt NNi iinnj jaa TTuurrttl lleess (18) MMeemmpphhi ii ss MMaaff iiaa i 0-3 Summer 2012 Week 3 You re looking solid through Week 6, I expect authoritative Wins from the Krewe of Hairspray and Spandex til then. Naked Chicks in Week 4. Not sure who s going to Win this game, but I guarantee it s going to be the most Fun. The downward slide continues. But with a semi-favorable schedule, I could see you rallying to.500 by season s end. I think you have potential, I m just not seeing anything yet to make me think I m right. Win big versus the Bayside Fighting Jorts and that would be a great start. The Mafia in Week 4 will allow you to get back to.500, and maybe some of your Mojo back. The USA is coming to harsh your buzz. Can you stick it to the Man? Congrats on your first team Win. Splinter would be very proud. But DTF are known members of the Foot Clan. Be ready for a fight. Solid performance against Team USA, but Kickball games are 5 Innings not (16) Balloompa Loompas 1-2 Surviving ODB will be harder than going against every Whangdoodle, Hornswoggler, Snozzwanger, and Vermicious Knid all at the same time. Not even sure Mr. Wonka could save you. 18 (15) BBoooozzee OOnn FFi iirrsstt 0-3 They say you can t win them all, so there s that.

5 TJ Captain America Natal A Word From your Vice President LA-Crescent VP Rant and Rave Week 3 Picking this pasts week Hot Mess of the Week was no easy The train wreck that is known as LA Crescent doesn t seem to be slowing down at all! Week 3 came and the train wreck rolled right on through. There were the normal kickballers that always seem to show up on my VP rant and rave, and then this week there are some new ones. So let s get right to it. Things you may have missed or forgotten! The President wasted no time in Week 3! Mezzic and Goose give this 2 big thumbs up! Mark challenged me to full cup flip of b/c I made fun of his mom! He got whooped!!

6 Lots of People joined America! Mark did a big shot! Feder got really excited! Everyone danced! Some closer than others! HEYOOOO! The Pres and VP got wasted! Shake and Bake represented!

7 Touchy HEYYOOO!! Tuan goes Magic Mike/ Tim Tebow!!!!! The most drunk kickballer award for week 3 goes to your very own President Mike Moriss!!!!!!!!!!

8 Charity Corner Kelly Touchy CHARITY Week 3 total: $ Overall Total: $1, Support our charity & help the homeless in our community!! SPECIAL THANKS to I Just Blue Myself, No Ugly Pitches, Beastie Balls & Memphis Mafia who lead in the Race for the Keg!!! COMING SOON: Return of the Koozies Silent Auction Bar Olympics Stay tuned for more details. Thank you for supporting this season s charity!!

9 Week 3 Charity Totals Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 Week Week Week Week Week Total Race for the Keg $ $ $ $ Raffle $30.00 $6.00 $36.00 T-Shirts $10.00 $10.00 Koozies $5.53 $5.53 Beer Sleeves $10.00 $20.00 $30.00 Assassin/KOTH Auction $0.00 Tiger Woods Crawfish Boil Donation $ $ Auction $0.00 Totals: $ $ $ $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 Season Total: $1, Week 3 Race for the Keg Week Week Week Week Week Week 1 Week 2 Week 3 TEAM Total I Just Blue Myself $93.62 $58.62 $65.62 $ No Ugly Pitches $ $9.72 $29.72 $ Beastie Balls $17.00 $84.62 $ Memphis Mafia $41.00 $45.00 $5.00 $91.00 Da Ballaholics $11.00 $38.00 $49.00 Big Floppy Kick $15.00 $15.75 $17.00 $47.75 Saved by the Balls $41.00 $41.00 Dancing Triyonii $13.00 $4.00 $6.00 $23.00 Booze on First $4.00 $18.50 $22.50 Don't Stop Ballieving $6.00 $6.00 Kick Start My Heart $5.00 $5.00 Oh Danny Balls $2.00 $2.00 Shake & Bake $1.00 $1.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles $0.00 Donkey Ballers $0.00 Pyle Drivers $0.00 Ballompa Loompas $0.00 Down to Forfeit $0.00 Totals: $ $ $ $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 $0.00 Season Total: $767.89

10 Erica WhoDat Martin & Moe Regnier Flip Cup Week 3 Scores Winning Not So Winning Played Won by Winner Won by Loser No Ugly Pitches Oh Danny Balls Shake & Bake Ballompa Loompas Dancing Tryonii I Just Blue Myself Da Ballaholics Memphis Mafia TMNT Booze on First Big Floppy Kick Down to Forfeit Pyle Drivers Donkey Ballers Beastie Balls Saved by the Balls Kick Start My Heart Don't Stop Ballieving Standings Week 3 Place Team W L F RW RL RP Percentage 1 Beastie Balls % 2 No Ugly Pitches % 3 Pyle Drivers % 4 Da Ballaholics % 5 Big Floppy Kick % 6 I Just Blue Myself % 7 Kick Start My Heart % 8 Dancing Tryonii % 9 Shake & Bake % 9 Down to Forfeit % 11 Oh Danny Balls % 12 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles %

11 13 Ballompa Loompas % 13 Don't Stop Ballieving % 15 Donkey Ballers % 15 Memphis Mafia % 17 Saved by the Balls % 18 Booze on First % 5 th KOTH 4 th

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13 KOTH Week 2 KOTH Standings Assassins KOTH Da Ballaholics 4 Beastie Balls 3 Pyle Drivers 3 Shake & Bake 2 Donkey Ballers 2 Dancing Tryonii 1 Ballompa Loompas 0 Big Floppy Kick 0 Booze on First 0 Don't Stop Ballieving 0 Down to Forfeit 0 I Just Blue Myself 0 Kick Start My Heart 0 Memphis Mafia 0 No Ugly Pitches 0 Oh Danny Balls 0 Saved by the Balls 0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 0 TJ (USA) Erica (S&B) Joe (BB) Darren (USA) Sean (PD) Lauren (DB) **Bid for assassins at the charity pool tables!!**

14 Editor's Braindroppings Michelle Must be this tall to ball Hanks

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18 KEEP THOSE ENTRIES COMING!! Send your entries to Newsletter Standings Week 3 Week Week Week Week Week Week Week Week TEAM Total No Ugly Pitches X X X 3 I Just Blue Myself X 1 Memphis Mafia X X X 3 Beastie Balls X X 2 Big Floppy Kick X X X 3 Dancing Triyonii 0 Da Ballaholics X X 2 Booze on First 0 Shake & Bake 0 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles X 1 Donkey Ballers X X X 3 Pyle Drivers X X X 3 Saved by the Balls 0 Ballompa Loompas 0 Don't Stop Ballieving X X X 3 Down to Forfeit 0 Kick Start My Heart X X 2

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20 DTF, you are quite the formidable opponent! You may have won on the field but BFK continues to hold their winning streak at the tables. MVB (most valuable bunny) goes to Adam for his amazing catches throughout the game, great job dude. Also props go out to our power couple Matt and Brit for some great plays at second! BFK and DTF... KICKBALLS NEWEST BFF S <3

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24 America!! Fuck Yea Week 3 Picking this pasts week Hot Mess of the Week was no easy Another MNK came, and another win for the Red White, and Blue! We played Memphis Mafia and our girls bailed us out for the win! Our 2 MVP s of the Game! Tina/Squirrel made it all the way home for the first time! She said she wants to do it again! Sandi The Cougar made it to 3 rd base for the first time! Next game she wants to go all the way! Heyooo! Darren got 2 nd place in KOTH! That makes 2 Assassins for America!!!

25 We sang Proud to be an American! And lots of other kickballers joined us! Feder got very excited after the song! And Triyonis was the last kickballer at the Bar!! All in all another WIN for AMERICA!!!!

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34 The King Salutes You, Team America!!! After a hard fought 4 Innings, tied 1-1. America prevailed in the 5 th. The Mafia would like to just express our gratitude for a fun, and hard fought Fun Game between the Two Teams who have the Most Fun in Crescent. Elvis and America, Fuck Yeah!!!

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